House & Wilson - Original prankster

After getting over the initial shock of it, they both realised it was the door. The thuds kept on coming though, and whoever was behind that door must be very impatient. James motioned for Remy to open the door, but she shook her head and stayed put clinging to him. So he slowly approached the door and opened it cautiously. He sighed with relief when he saw it was only House until he realised that he was in Remy’s apartment and House will be able to figure it all out.

‘House, what are you doing here?’ he asked trying to sound nonchalant

‘Oh spare me the crap!’ and he barged his way...

‘House.’

‘Cheer up Jimmy, it’s better me than Nurse Brenda, right?’

‘What do you want House?’

‘I was wondering if you’d seen Thirteen. She’s been sulking for two hours now.’

‘No. I haven’t seen her...’

‘Then who were you making out with?’

‘What? House!’

‘Oh come on, your tie has been loosened and pushed to the side, and the two top buttons on your shirt are undone. Don’t even get me started on your hair’

‘I fell asleep.’

‘On who?’

‘No one! Just me and the couch. Now if you don’t mind I’d like to get back to what I was doing. Bye.’

He shut the door...

Summary: Every neighborhood has its legend, Boo Radley, “the town witch”; God knows what the Princeton children all think of House. Neighborhood child Tom has a growing curiosity with his street's "Mad Doctor" the topic of all rumors and tales told on Baker St. Read as Tom explores the life of Gregory House, perhaps learning something along the way.

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A.N. I think this came out a lot better than the...

This chapter is mainly about House
So if you hate House this chapter might not be the greatest one.
Enjoy!


House was thinking about Cuddy.He was waiting for his team to come bursting through the differential office doors.'How long does it take to do a damn biopsy?'House thought.The team came into the differential office."What the hell took you 3 so long to do the damn biopsy?!"House yelled.Thirteen cleared her throat."What was that for?"House questioned Thirteen in a pissy tone.He got up and got up right to her face."Nothing."Thirteen said and walked out of the office."What does the patient have?"House...