House M.D. It's Valentine's day! You're:
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dealing with a divorce and eating cake alone at home
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having a threesome. Oh, wait. Make that a foursome!
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probably doing paperwork #fml
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still brooding cause your ex dumped you.
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deciding whether you like Euler's constant or Pi better.
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alone with your dead husband's sperm and loving it.
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doing the help.
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having awesome sex with your significant other.
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nowhere to be seen!
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