House M.D. Someone leaves a copy of Twilight in the doctors lounge. They all read it. What happens? (Just a joke, don't take it the wrong way!)
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Sparkling skin, unusual cravings.... I think I diagnosed this!
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House, don't get any ideas. I am SO updating my home security system!
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So, that explains all the teenage girls that have been hanging around my volvo.
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Edward's over 100 but looks 17.... THAT'S some impressive surgery!
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Was this seriously written by a WOMAN?!? Feminism is dead.
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Sorry, Remy, but it's not gonna work out. You're team Jacob, I'm team Edward...
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This Bella chick makes me look like a trained assasin!...ummmm, Chase?
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Look Cameron! I painted myself with glitter glue! Don't I look hot?
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