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Dr.Gregory House

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...

It's really to bad that season four was cut short by the writers strike, if it hadn't been I think we would have been able to gain a much greater insight into House and Wilson's characters and their relationship with each other. However, we can't dwell on what we missed out on - instead we have to make the most of the time we had to learn.

AMBER: Amber was a very intelligent woman who would do anything to achieve whatever she set her mind on. House wasn't far off in calling her a manipulative bitch - but it's how she got the job done. She knew people didn't like her and compensated by feeling...

"You slept with this patient's relative?" Wilson asked incredulously.
House twirled his cane as he continued to stare down at a stain on the floor.
"Yes...The real question you're wondering is how in a mental hospital did I pull that off." House said finally looking up to meet his best friend's gaze.
Wilson shook his head and stood up from the sofa.
"I don't need the logistics...I'm gonna get us some food." He said as he picked up his coat and began walking toward the door.
"You're not even a little curious to why I slept with her or why I liked her at all. I mean, you're usually not shy about...

I figured the best way to express my thoughts on this article would be to take it one point at a time. Note, because of the heated debates regarding screentime of certain characters, I feel all arguments regarding that matter have been hashed out already so I'm not going to comment on those points because I don't feel like rehashing all those arguments again.

1. Too Much Thirteen
I'm not going to comment on this.

2. House Seems to Have Given Up
I DISAGREE with this as well. House is a complex and multi-layered character. While he may revel in making other people miserable and irritating them,...

Huddy?

The previous episode House and Cuddy kissed. They are now purposefully avoiding each other unbeknownst to Wilson; who was trying to figure out what has happened.

Wilson walks into House’s office—with a plan to get some information out of him before he talks to Cuddy.

Wilson: Hey.

House: Hey.

Wilson: Have you seen Cuddy at all this past week?

House: Err. Sure.

Wilson: She was a wreck last week—and now all of a sudden she is, fine.

House: Life altering decisions can do that to some people.

Wilson: Also. You two have been avoiding each other like the plague.

(Wilson sat down opposite...

Aftermath


After the kiss, from the night before. House wakes up in his bed at around 09:20am and gets ready to arrive late for work, as usual. On his way to the kitchen he sees Cuddy on the sofa sleeping softly with her drink spilt on the coffee table. Her shoes were on the floor next to her. House thought about putting a blanket over her but didn’t. Instead House sat watching her for a bit, before finally waking her up with a loud incoherent noise.

House: Wake-up sleepy head.

Cuddy: Eughh. What time is it?

House: (checks his watch) Uh-oh, seems you are going to be late.

(Cuddy sat up and held...

Disclaimer:This is sort of a fan fiction!No offence to anyone!I don't own anything!Just for fun!

"Imaginary meeting for writing a episode"

Writter 1:So what are we gonna do?We have some bits of huddy and chameron on the way to feed the starving fans...How do we do it?

Writter 2:mmmm...We said that we will have more chameron things!So here's what we are gonna do!We are gonna cut their 3 minutes scenes into 2 episodes!

Writter 1:Thats awesome dude!I mean 1.5 minute!Thats more than Chase has had in a year!
But we have a problem!Since we want the plot to move really slow ,so that we would give to the...

I thought it was time someone wrote a cross-over of House Md and Grey's Anatomy.My knowledge of GA is rudimentary,so shoot me if you don't like the storyline*ducks to avoid the bullets*.There is not even one sane scene in this fanfic.Hope you like it :)

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED


Christmas Eve at PPTH.House and his team,old and new,are congregated in Cuddy's office.

C:I know it's Christmas Eve,but this is good publicity for the hospital,so whether you like it or not,you're going to do this!

T:My wife is going to kill me if I don't show up tonight!

C:Do I seem to care,Dr Taub?Now,I know we're...

I'm new here and this seemed to be the best way to introduce myself... I've been very busy in the fanfiction department and my mind created this idea about where things could go after Wilson says he's going to resign: (the PI is absent, I want to use this as a plot for a What If fanfic and it does fit the facts except for the PI)

I've always wanted to see what would happen if House turns in to the patient with the mystery illness... An illness that would render his brain useless and leave him unable to diagnose himself would definitely be a way to finally choose between the old team and the...