Caption Contest Eight!

HuddyCrazy1331 PI: Was a truth that mattered to him and a truth that mattered to her why did it matter to you?

oldmovie ^^No no sweeite, you missed the point. You make up your own funny caption. *Cuddy wondered if she could steal the Sunday comics from Lucas if she showed him enough clevage*

heeeresjoyce PI: //She's staring at me! Maybe she really does want to go out with me!// Cuddy://OH MY GOD. I love that hat. I wonder how I can steal it from him without him noticing...//

Cuddles Cuddy: //Damn...if House really sent that picture of me to the newspaper? I was drunk... I have to make sure.// PI: //Wow...I knew that Dr. Cuddy looked great...but that picture! Dammit I owe House 500 bucks.//

pollyloveshouse PI: //OK, all the mirrors are perfectly in place! Now I can sit here, seeming to read the paper, when in fact I am staring at Cuddy's... Wait! NO! Don't move! Damn...//

EverybodyLies PI: //I hope she doesn't know I have a hole cut out in the newspaper riiiiight where her boobs are...//

cocacola PI: *snickers absorbed in Newspaper* //Dennis the Menace you're my hero!// Cuddy: Eww...I hope that poor man realizes soon that the man sitting next to him just wiped his nose on his sleeve...

PotterGal Lucas: //That's right. My disguises are awesome. No one will ever spot me here. The sheer brilliance of adding the hat to counter-act the effect of my outfit - amazing! How do i come up with such great ideas. That's right. No. One. Will. Ever. Find. Me.// Cuddy: *coughs* Lucas: //Aw crap.//

HuddyCrazy1331 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm retarded XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

HuddyCrazy1331 Lucas: //Ok... OHHH! AN ARTICLE ON LOVE!!! How good are you with the ladies...// *takes quiz* //Ok! Let's add up my score! ... -3?!?!?!// Cuddy: //Hmmmm... he DOES look like him... I wonder if he's as good a kisser- NO! FOCUS CUDDY FOCUS!!... but I wonder if he's as good in bed as Hou- CUDDY!!! FOCUSSSSSSS!!!//

pumpkinpie99 cuddy: *thinks* "i wonder if they've added my dating profile in there this week"????? o god, please dnt let him see it" *starts to pull up skirt to distract him* (as shown in picture) lucas *reading* "40 year old single, enjoys ballroom dancing, music, wants kids and to settle down"... *sees cuddy* *face of realisation* Lucas: "House if never gonna let her 4get this"!!!!

Blazing-Fire Cuddy: *Under breath* How you doin'? //No wait... he might think I'm stalking him. Who's the stalker now?// PI: *Stops reading for a second* Cuddy: *muttered* S**t!

EnjoyHuddy Cuddy://What's more interesting than me staying here in a sexy pose?// PI://Lucas, you have to not laugh,or someone might notice you!But damn look at it!Piggley winks is dancing !hihiFOCUS and don't even smile// Cuddy://DAMN!It would better be porn or he's dead!//

bainmoussant Lucas (into wireless earphones): MAYDAY, MAYDAY! Our cover is blown! We are busted! I repeat, we are busted! Also, target is a hottie. Requesting permission to board. .... What do you mean "abort"? .... OK, and how about friendly fire?

Chandlerfan PI: //Wow! She is looking at me! [i]Me![/i]// Cuddy: //Isn't that House's cap...?// PI: //She must [i]really[/i] like me if she's bending over to show me her cleavage...// Cuddy: *focusing hard* //I'm pretty sure it is House's cap...// PI: //OK, that's it, I'm going to get up and ask her out...// *gets up* Cuddy: Oh my god! That bastard stole House's cap and now he's come to steal something from me!! Crap! *walks away as quickly as possible*

elenita_93 PI: Wow! the horoscope, Work: You're going to earn lot of money, health: Be careful you can get hitted by a cane, Love: You will kiss the girl that is near to you...O.O :D Cuddy: //It's my turn! :D //*brings to PI* PI: *kiss evil nurse Brenda* Cuddy: ¬¬ //Damn Brenda//