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posted by KaterinoulaLove
HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 2♥

Dr. House:I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy:It was stained with blood.
Dr. House:Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy:You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House:It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.


HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 3♥

Dr. Cuddy They're sleeping together?
Dr. House: If by sleeping together you mean having sex...
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posted by DemzRulez
House Season 1 Episode 2: Paternity

Full Recap

A family arrives at the clinic, claiming to have an appointment with House even though it's a walk-in clinic. They even have a letter that is supposedly from House, although House doesn't write letters. House realizes Dr. Cameron wrote the letter, but agrees to see the patient anyway. Dan is a 16-year-old lacrosse player who has been suffering from double vision and night terrors. House says that post-traumatic stress and sexual abuse are two common factors. Dan admits he recently suffered a head injury during a game of lacrosse. House tells him...
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*ALL IMFORMATION WAS FOUND IN HOUSE WIKI*

HERE KITTY 5x18
House and the team take on the case of Morgan (guest star Judy Greer) who works in a nursing home with a pet cat who only sleeps next to people if they are about to die – and does so with alarmingly accuracy. When it seems the cat has predicted her own death, Morgan, convinced she is about to die, fakes a seizure in order to get to House to have him diagnose her before it’s too late. House dismisses her as a nut job, but is intrigued with the claim about the cat and sets out to disprove Morgan’s theory. When she falls seriously ill,...
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Welcome back to another exciting instalment of Practice, Practice, Malpractice. I thought about a condition that is more prevalent in younger children and came upon Kawasaki Disease. Now onto the information.

Kawasaki’s Disease
Kawasaki’s is a rare condition in kids that involves the inflammation of the blood vessels. As you can tell by the name it occurs most frequently in Japan. It affects more than 4000 kids each year. More patients are younger than 5. Little is actually known about Kawasaki’s and the cause has yet to be indentified. It is thought to be an autoimmune disorder (where...
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posted by houseluva8
Today he thought ‘Today is the day I’m going to tell Lisa Cuddy how I feel.’ He had been smiling all morning. He was smiling while he was getting ready for work. He went out of his way to make sure he trimmed his stubble and put on her favorite sky blue button down shirt. In a rush to get to the hospital he grabbed his cane, keys, backpack, and helmet. Walking out to his bike he was humming Drive by Dawn Landes.

As he was driving down the street his thoughts strayed to Cuddy. They strayed to how he was going to tell her and what her reaction would be. ‘What if she didn’t feel the...
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posted by liznchase
100: Being a complete jerk to people all the time will make them like you, and sometimes, they will also fall in love with you.

99: Vicodin will cure all wounds.

98: It's NEVER Lupus.

97: You should know all about your sperm donors before utilizing their sperm. You don't want your kid to be beaten up, after all.

96: Get a good alarm system and guard dog if you're going to be admitted into a certain Doctor House's care.

95: If you're a nurse and looking for spicing up your sex life, get a job in oncology.

94: Why read books when you can learn everything from TV?

93. It's NEVER the first diagnosis....
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
His room wasn’t like the rooms in Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital; it was more of a luxurious prisoner cell with only a bed, a cabinet and a table in it. Thick glass wall surrounds the room and only a fluorescent light at the ceiling will light the place during the night. Blinds were also installed but a camera was hung in the corner. A door next to the bed will lead him to the personal bathroom. There’s actually nothing to do in a place like this but to sit, sleep, read and attend rehabilitation sessions.

Meanwhile in PPTH, Foreman, Thirteen and Taub were in front of Cuddy who was...
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"I don't know why I'm here." House said as he propped his leg on the pillow and lay across the plush leather sofa.
"What could be some reasons, Dr. House?"
"Uhh, is this what the whole hour is gonna be like? Me saying a statement and you basically flipping it into a question?"
Dr. Auden took off his glasses and rubbed between his eyes.
"For a man who spends much of his time asking questions you seem have a problem with answering other's questions of you." Dr. Auden stated.
"I ask questions to save lives. You ask questions to break people down into simple little boxes, and if they don't fit...
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posted by salemslot
After watching the season finale,I felt depressed.The show I loved was going down the path of Grey's Anatomy with the exaggerated emotionally charged deaths.However,after taking in mind certain motives in literature and ancient Greek tragedy, I realised that this was the intension of the writers in the beginning.If the strike hadn't interrupted the filming, I believe that we would have seen the whole picture and not be left with missing pieces.If you haven't seen the season finale or don't want any s5 spoilers, DO NOT READ BEYOND THIS.YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!


House is an anti-hero.He does mot...
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posted by kathleen951015
Recently, I was talking to a bunch of my friends on instant messaging, and I realized, that all of them were fanpop users. I had gotten them hooked a few years ago, and now they talk about it all the time. They are all so dedicated to their favorite spots, and when I looked at all their profiles, I realized how dedicated all of the fanpop users in the House Md spot are. I then looked at all the people who are fans of the House md spot. I'm in the process of becoming a fan of you all, and if I haven't gotten to you yet, I'm deeply sorry. I'll get their soon!
I've made so many good friends on...
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posted by peoplesuck
Here's the next part of part II. As always please comment. =D

“Everything’s normal except the amount of hemorrhaging,” Dr. Hanson said confused, “We’ll keep close watch over you and give you a transfusion. I’ll be back in about a half hour to check on you.”
“There are few people who hemorrhage this much during child birth,” Sarah said as soon as Dr. Hanson was out of ear shot.
“Can you save your obsessive over-analysis for a time when I am not in labor,” Cuddy replied through gritted teeth.
“I’m distracting you.”
“Couldn’t you find a different, less annoying method...
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::: Chapter 1 :::
2 Months Later

    Sergeant by the gateway came to attention as the bus was granted access to the all but deserted army camp. Out on the horizon was the outline of the inner fence and the shadow of the three storey accommodation block. The occupants of the bus stared out the windows. The sun was out, but the cooler winds of spring countered it. The grass was wild and a brilliant green and the small lake near the accommodation gave the base a summer camp feeling. House’s stomach churned at the thought of being on a military establishment again. The dirt...
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posted by ToriH389
Lollipop Isues 7

( 3 weeks later everything has been fine....house and cuddy.... Wilson and liz..... But something isn't right.... )
Cuddy-House wake up..
House. -what's wrong with you....
Cuddy-I don't feel good..
House-take an asprine...
Cuddy-I think I have the stomach flu.....
House-wel...than stay away from me...
( Cuddy than rushes to the bathroom...House hears her puke and starts to gag himself.... )
House-are you sure you are okay.....
Cuddy-I don't know....
( Wilson and Liz wake up and walk to House's room )
Wilson-what's wrong with Cuddy...
House-I don't know you should go check on her....
Wilson-she's...
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posted by anaperez007
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Claps For all of You!!!!!
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posted by sarahuddy
CHAPTER 2 BYE MOM

Cuddy was sat on her sofa watching TV and drinking tea. She was thinking on House… she heard a bike coming and she get up to the sofa to go to her window….
C: It´s him… she said for herself
She waits but he don´t show up, so she go sit down again on her sofa… KNOCK, KNOCK….. She open the door with a huge smile on her face, House´s face was sad.
C: Hi! Her smile faster disappeared…
H: we need to talk seriously!!! He said with a sad face
She was worry and she let him enter in her house
C: Ok, come in!! What´s wrong, House!?!
H: I´m going to quit!!! He said to her watching...
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posted by peoplesuck
Sorry it took so long, I've been extremely busy. As always please comment and review. =D

This was his chance to kill the asshole. This was his chance to avenge Cuddy.
Or get shot, He thought to himself, You sure you want to die trying to cane her rapist?
The garage was too dark to see anything clearly. It was fall, the sun was starting to set earlier and earlier. Plus the land around Cuddys’ house was surrounded by trees. House was about to bash in Tritters’ skull when the gun was, all of the sudden, withdrawn. It fell to the ground with a loud clatter followed by the soft rustle of fabric....
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posted by huddy_aimee
it might be crap cause i haven't done a draft or anything so yer...anyways... read and review!!!



Five minutes later, like House had promised, the food was out on the table and now he was outside on deck playing with the rubber ducky [small inflateable boat] making sure it would work for later.
Cuddy, on the other hand, had just got out of the shower and was getting dressed in the bedroom; completely forgetting about the sky light. So, House, who heard the shower shut off, leant over and peered through the skylight. He knocked on the plastic cover and waved. Immediately, the towel came up to...
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posted by Irene3691
Next day Lisa goes to pick him up and they get to the hospital. ‘Well, I have to work, so go to annoy your team or something...’ She approaches a bit to kiss him on his cheek but then realizes that they are in the hospital and separates from him again. They smile and she goes to her office, whilst House goes to Wilson's office.


House opens the door and sits down on the sofa. Wilson looks at him surprised and then at his watch.
‘House? What are you doing here? On time?’
‘Yeah... couldn't sleep.’
‘Yeah sure... Does this have to do with Cuddy?’
‘Why do you think something like that?’...
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"I'm so tired of myself. If for a few hours I could just lose myself in some Thelonius Monk I would be feeling ten times better." House said to himself within the confines of his small room at Mayfield.
"Just my ipod for a few hours..."
"Yeah, like that's gonna solve this problem." The blonde snarked from the other side of the bed.
"Why can't you just leave me alone?"
"The better question is why can't you leave you alone?" She said as she rested a hand under her chin and stared back at him.
He sighed deeply and began to look up at the ceiling.
"You're a reflection of my subconscious. You are...
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so i am so jazzed about the kiss between house and cuddy in ep. 6!!! i mean who isn't?!?! besides the hameron fans. and i was thinking, what if the kiss is a flashback?? i mean (spoilers ahead) the writers did say they were going to get more into their personal lives this season. and we know there's a house and wilson road trip coming up and i believe i read somewhere a long long time ago about how there might be flashbacks on the trip?? (or am i having delusions of grandeur again). so maybe the kiss will be a flashback, which will be kind of bittersweet if it was. i mean we are dying to know more about house and cuddy's past but we also want to see them get it on this season! well whatever it will be, as long as we see house and cuddy make out!