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The last time in the fanpop chaos: The huddys were fighting against the hamerons, when they were suddenly interrupted by Chase. In this moment of surprise, AmberRocks and Rose2 managed to kidnap the beloved Queen of Huddy, Cuddles.

starring

-Anusha
-AmberRocks
-Babybell
-Cocacola
-Cuddles
-Enjoyhuddy
-EverybodyLies
-HC1331
-Housecuddy4ever
-House_whatelse
-Mimika_s
-Oldmovie
-Olivine
-PLH
-Rose2

-Dr. Robert Chase
-Dr. Lisa Cuddy
-Dr. Amber Volakis

Wow, I already have so many people in this, I try to give screentime to anyone and do a better job than the house writers *gg*
I'm sorry if I forgot anyone...if someone wants to be added or deleted, please contact me ;)


A big scream could be heard in the whole Princeton Plainsboro Teaching hospital as Olivine, obsessed Thutner shipper, found out, that PLH, who was supposed to help her sabotage the Foreteen meeting, had changed her mind.
"You didn't just say you might like the idea of Foreteen!!", Olivine yelled at PLH and didn't care about some nurses standing beside.
"I..erm... actually I did. But I still like Thutner as well.", PLH tried to explain.
"WTF? You can't just like both! That is crazy!"
"No, you like Thutner but you are also a Wilteen shipper...", PLH replied and backed away, just to be safe.
"That's different!"
"How is that different?"
"Ahhhh just shut up! I hate you!", Olivine cried and turned around.
"Where are you going now?", PLH asked.
"Home. Baking some christmas cookies!"
"Isn't it a little early for christmas coo-", PLH started, but was interrupted by an angry Olivine.
"Shut up!!!"
"..okay."

In the meantime, much more dramatic things were going on in the janitor's closet....
*dramatic music*

"Did we really have to put him in chains?", Mimika_s almost cried when she saw her beloved Chase sitting on the ground, unable to move because EverybodyLies had done a good job chaining him.
Chase didn't look very happy, but he couldn't complain, because EverybodyLies had also gagged him.
"Olivine would say, a good Chase, is a quiet Chase.", Oldmovie appreciated EverybodyLies' work.
"Awww...Chase...I am so sorry...", Mimika_s couldn't keep her eyes off him.
"So...now we need someone to stay here and watch him.", Oldmovie said, "HC1331, could you please stop laughing so loudly, we have a very dramatic situation here, Cuddles has been kidnapped and you are laughing your ass off?"
"mm..sorry...", HC1331 was rolling on the floor, " Chase..looks so..gggg...funnyyy.."
Oldmovie rolled eyes.
"I will stay here!!!!", Mimika_s immediately offered, " I will stay here with Chase!!!"
"What? No, she will let him go!", Babybell complained, " isn't that obvious?"
"I won't!"
"You will!!"
Oldmovie sighed. "Okay, then cocacola will stay here with mimika_s."
Cocacola didn't seem to like the idea very much. "No, I want to fight the hamerons!! You need me, I have a green belt in hapkido!"
"Bless you.", Housecuddy4ever said.
"What??", Cocacola asked confused.
"Didn't you just sneeze?", Housecuddy4ever asked back.
"No, i said hapkido."
"Oh..."
Oldmovie was thinking.
"Okay, maybe we need someone with a green belt in papido!", Babybell cheered.
"Hapkido.", Cocacola said.
"Whatever, it sounds cool and only the word will confuse the hamerons immediately!", Babybell said and grinned.
At this moment the door was opening again and everyone in the room paused for a moment. But they were lucky, it wasn't an enemy, it was just Enjoyhuddy.
"Oh my god!", EverybodyLies said what everyone thought at this moment, "what happened to your eyes?"
Enjoyhuddy sniffed. "It was this damn cleaning liquid...I tried to wash it out.."
"Your eyes are red! And with your eyes I mean your pupils! Whoa, you look horrible, now you will never get a boyfriend", Mimika_s said and stared at her.
"But it has something good...", Enjoyhuddy said.
HC1331 tried to stop her laughing fit. "What's the good about awful red eyes? You look like a zombie!", she giggled.
"I suddenly have the X-ray vision.", Enjoyhuddy answered.
"WHAT?"
"You are not wearing a bra, Oldmovie.", Enjoyhuddy said.
"Waahh", EverybodyLies blushed and everyone looked at her.
"And there is a tumour in your right lung."
"WHAT????"
"Nope, that one was just a joke.", Enjoyhuddy said and grinned.
"Oh my god..", EverybodyLies gasped.
"Actually it's in your left lung."
"AAAHHH!! Oh my god!", EverybodyLies screamed, "Really?? Oh god I need to go and see Wilson. Immediately!!"
With those words she stormed out of the room.
"Does she really believe what Enjoyhuddy said?"
"I guess she is just glad she has an excuse to see Wilson..."
"Okay, back to our little problem now...", Oldmovie said, " how far is Anusha?"
Everyone looked at Anusha, who was sitting in a corner, with her eyes closed, concentrating very much.
"Do you think she fell asleep?", Babybell whispered.
"Nonsense...that's meditation. She needs that to get contact with the dead people.. didn't you listen?", Cocacola said.
"Looks more like sleeping..."
HC1331 was rolling through the room, laughing the crap out of her.
The others looked at her now.
"Laughing is healthy, right?", Babybell asked.
"Right...", Mimika_s said.
"Okay, listen", Oldmovie said, " as soon as Anusha is ready, we are going to save Cuddles!!"
Chase made an indefinable sound.
"And you shut up, harharrrr!", Housecuddy4ever said and cheered," you can't stop us! No one can stop us!!!! We are going to rule the world!!!!"
"Erm...Housecuddy4ever?"
"Yes?"
"We are just going to save Cuddles.."
"Oh right..."


"Look at that!! Ha, do you like it??", AmberRocks grinned.
Poor Cuddles was chained like Chase and she was forced to watch the hameron kiss again and again...
Rose2 was looking at the TV. "How could she not like it...it's amazing..aww..the chemistry..."
"Oh god, I knoooow. Awesome, isn't it...", AmberRocks said.
Cuddles was half dead.
She didn't know how often she had watched that kiss now, she had stopped counting somewhere after 40, but one thing was for sure. She now knew every single little detail about the hameron kiss. And that was freaking scary.
AmberRocks grinned. "And now...slow motion.."
"Oh nooooo", Cuddles screamed, " not slow motion!"
Yeah, AmberRocks knew how to torture people.
Rose2 sat down on a big couch. This office of some unknown Dr.Neverhere was just awesome. It was the first empty office they had found and it was very fine.
But suddenly the door went open.
"Oh sorry...am i disturbing something?", House_whatelse asked and looked at Cuddles, "Wow, you are watching the hameron kiss... I never knew that you were a secret hameron...cool."
Cuddles stared at her. "HW! Does it look as if i am enjoying this?? I am chained!"
"Oh right. Sorry then.", House_whatelse said.
"Sorry??", Cuddles asked.
"I'm sorry you are in this awful situation. I hope you will feel better soon.", House_whatelse turned around again and was about to go.
"Wait!! Are you going to leave me here???", Cuddles screamed, while Rose2 and AmberRocks were eating some popcorn.
"I'm sorry Cuddles, I would really like to help you, but-", House_whatelse was interrupted by someone outside who sounded like Kutner.
"Are we going to do this now or not??"
"Yes, I'm here!", House_whatelse looked at Cuddles a last time, "Sorry, I'm really busy at the moment. I will come back later."
And with these words she left.
"Nooo, HWWW! Come baaaack!"

After another hour of the hameron kiss and hameron date, the door was opened again.
A woman came inside.
"Dr.Neverhere? Are you here?" It was Dr. Lisa Cuddy.
Cuddles saw her and opened her mouth.
"Dr. Cu...Cu...Cu.."
"Shit, the old witch is here!", AmberRocks shouted, " let's go!"
And in the next moment, AmberRocks and rose2 were gone.
Cuddy was more than confused. "What are you children doing in Dr.Neverhere's office..?"
Cuddles just stared at her.
"Cu....Cu...omg..."
Cuddy walked towards her. "Can you speak? And why are you chained? Did the other two girls do this?"
Cuddles stared at her and made some indefinable sounds. She wasn't able to get a proper sentence out.
Cuddy freed Cuddles. "Speak to me. What were you doing here??"
Silence...
"You are not mute, right..?"
Silence...
"Say something....do you have a fever?", Dr.Cuddy touched Cuddles's forehead, which already caused the latter one a minor heart attack.
It took another 10 minutes, until Cuddles' heart was beating normal again and she was able to say something.
"OMG! You are Lisa Cuddy! You are standing right in front of me! I am your biggest fan! I adore you! You are awesome! You belong to House! I ship you two! I want to have your child!", and she yelled all that right into the face of a confused Dr.Lisa Cuddy.
"Uh..okay...cancel the child part.", Cuddles blushed.
Now Cuddy was the one who almost had a heart attack and she called some nurses to take care of that...person...because she was scared now.
"Noooo, stupid me, I scared her away!", Cuddles cried, as Cuddy was running away and the nurses were coming.

Meanwhile, Anusha had just opened her eyes.
"Guys, we are screwed!!!", she said, "RUN!!"
"Erm..what?"
No one ran.
"Could you find Amber?"
"Could you convince her to come back as a ghost to distract AmberRocks from Cuddles?"
"Will she help us?"
"It went wrong!!! She is crazy! RUN!", Anusha jumped up and wanted to flee, but Cocacola did some hapkido on her to stop her.
"Ouuuch!"
"Calm down, Anusha, everything is fine now.", HC1331 said and giggled.
At that moment a white light appeared and in the next second the ghost of Amber Volakis was in the room.
She was white, very white and she was flying through the room. And the Huddys noticed that she didn't look very amused.
"I-will-take-revenge!", Amber said and threw an alc bottle at the wall.
"Revenge??", Babybell asked.
"I told you she went bananas!! I told you this might be dangerous!! You woudn't listen!", Anusha was desperate.
"Don't worry, we can handle this.", Oldmovie said and walked towars the Amber-ghost.
"Dear Amber, we are happy to have you here and-", Babybell had to dodge, because Amber was throwing 2 empty bottles at her.
"I-will-kill-you-all!!!"
"Stop that, bitch!!", Babybell yelled angrily.
"Ssshh...calm down..", Oldmovie said, " Amber, we know you are sad and your death came way too early, but you need to let those feelings go. The past is the past and you need to accept that it was no one's fault. Bad things happen and-aaaaaahhhh!!"
Amber had taken the door and was swinging it around as if it was a little piece of wood.
"OKKKAYYY GUYS...", Oldmovie said, " RUN!!!!!"
"Noooo, what about Chase??", Mimika_s cried as everyone was running out of the room.
"Forget Chase and RUN!"
"Noooo", mimika_S was staying and tried to free Chase, but then she noticed that Amber was already following the Huddys and didn't even care about Chase and her.

The Huddys ran screaming around in the hospital and Amber was close behind them, with the big door in her ghost hands.
Even HC1331 had stop laughing now.
"What about your hapkido?", Housecuddy4ever asked as they were running down some stairs.
"Hapkido against a big ghost with a door in her hands??? I'm not crazy!", Cocacola answered and kept running.
Suddenly the group of the screaming and running Huddys met Olivine, who was walking around with a tablet of self-made cookies.
"Hey guys!! I was already looking for you. Do you want some of my coo-"
Then she saw the Amber ghost.
"Omg the bitch is back!!!"
"Olivine, RUN!! Run if you dont want to be dead, like your favourite ship!", Enjoyhuddy screamed.
She didn't have to say that twice.
Olivine started to run as well.
"Please don't kill us!!!", she screamed, " kill the Foreteens!!!"
"Or the Hamerons!!!", Babybell added.
"She is going to kill us!!! Thank you for calling her, Anusha!", Cocacola screamed.
"You all forced me to do it!! AAAHH!!"
The door was flying through the air.


No offence intended ;) Read more in the next chapter
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Verse 1

20 years of loving.
20 years of waiting.
1 year sober.
6 months happy.

chorus
cuz one decision ended it.
His first happiness.
Now What's the point
He can no longer scream Help Me
....Cuz theres no more Savior

V2
Poppin pills to forget.
knows he can't live without her.
think I know the outcome but it doesnt seem like it can get better.

Chorus

but one decision ended it.
His first happiness.
Now What's the point
He can no longer scream Help Me
....Cuz theres no more Savior
I guess this really wasnt..... a Bombshell.



obviously it's not my best but it sounds pretty cool when you hear it.
posted by wawahpaige73
Ok so please tell me... Why in the world would the writers of House kill off one of the best characters? If you think about it, there are other docs who are way more disliked than Kutner. Take Foreman for example. He always has the worst attitude and is just a down-right baby sometimes. And Cameron.... Although not as bad as Foreman, she is always getting in the way of House's plans. But what about Taub? He could use a little manning up. He complains all the time and is a House wanna-be/ass kisser.

Kutner added comic-relief to the drama. He brightened the show with his off-color and sometimes...
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posted by mrshouse62689
I have a pick related to this. Go answer it!
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This is an article I posted on another site just after the showing of Joy. I apologize that I do kinda ramble in this one, but it's my first real article examining something like this.

"I have decided one of the main things I want to see in this series is I want House to be happy. Some would argue that a happy House wouldn't be as sarcastic or rude and would take away from the character. I can see where this could be an argument, but I think a happier House would still be just as sarcastic and socially awkward as an unhappy House.

At the end of...
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Source: http://house-md.net.ru/
I really hope you like it, it's my first fanfic and I'd like to hear your thoughts on it!
Thanks


Chapter One: New beginning

Ok, so here I am. I’ve parked my car in front of this enormous building and I still can’t believe this is happening! I’m actually going to work in Princeton uh… something starting with P, Teaching Hospital. I have to check it’s full name. I’m so excited I don’t even know what its full name is! Wait, I think it’s Plainsboro. Yeah, that’s it.
So, I’m going to work here for the rest 5 years 5 hours a day. Well, not really work- volunteer, and 5 years? If...
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posted by HugeEgoSorry
Cuddy’s Place. It was nearly lunch but House was still sleeping soundly, after all he knows he deserved a lot of sleep after what happen last night between him and Cuddy. His phone rang and this wakes him up. He tried to lift his heavy arm to get the phone from the bed stand and managed to speak up with eyes still shut.
House: House ---- For God sake, it’s just six in the morning ---- <looked at the clock> Oh, my bad --- Okay, I’ll be there <he turned off the phone>
He stood up and smiled after noticing that he really wasn’t dreaming. He was indeed in Cuddy’s room and even...
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Clips used are from Season 1 right through to 4. Set from Cameron's point of view, she hates that House is now with Cuddy, and remembers how they used to be. Hope you like. Credit too: Emmylu
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posted by housecuddy4ever
Here's chapter 9.
I might post chapter 10 later.
Enjoy


Cuddy finally got up.She didn't want to,but she had to.She had to be the Dean of Medicine at her hospital.She was Dr.Lisa Cuddy,Dean of Medicine of Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.She got her suitcases that Cameron,and Wilson got for her from her hotel room.The Carnegie West reimbursed her money.They said she could stay there for as long as she wanted too.She didn't want to go back to that hotel again.He would haunt her mind.She got out a royal blue jacket,a white revealing top,'For House.'she thought while she looked for the perfect...
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So i just was thinking.so how we can have Chameron.In hospital comes new specialist of something.Her name is Laura Marks.She will be @only for few episodes@season7.So she fall in love With Chase.But Chase likes her personality and see@her something like BFF(boys and girls can be BFF TOO!!!!!!!!!!!)One day when they are sitting her telephone is ringing and guess who is this!Of course Cameron.She is her friend from Cameron's past...or is her boss...or is her sisterO_______o..or Lauras patient is @Hospital where Cam's work because patient fell bad and give her doktors number(aka laura) and for...
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I thought about the spoiler, that one person will leave at the end of season 5.

I came to this:
Either a man leaves or we have at least a 50% chance to get a new cast member.

How did I come to this?
Simple math.

We have 6 men on the show and only 3 women.
So, why kick out one of the women and make it 6:2 ?

Also I'm thinking that if Thirteen leaves (and there are some good reasons for that, but maybe it's just not as obvious as it seems), we have a pretty good chance to get a new team member.
Because a House team only consisting of men? What the hell is that- in my opinion there needs to be a woman...
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