House got a new cane, so he didn't need his old one any more.

He told Thirteen to use it as a sex toy. She sharpened the end and told Foreman he could use it to break into and steal a car.

In his new car, Foreman cut off the curvy end and gave it to Taub to use as a long scalple.

Taub cut the point off at the end and carved it to look like a comb to give to Chase.

Chase couldn't make anything because he was too busy thinking about his hair. So he gave it to Cuddy to beat House with.

Cuddy already had a tool to beat House with so she cut it into a little ball and gave it to Wilson.

"It's a cancerous tumor," She said as she put it on his desk.

Wilson didn't want a cancerous tumor in his office, so he threw it out the window.

It hit Cameron on the head.

She thought Chase threw it at her to get back at her for divorcing him.

So she stole Foreman's gun and shot him.

The end.