House watched the video on his laptop. About an hour ago, House was just looking through his friends laptop for fun, when he came across the sacred video. He E-mailed it to himself and now he was watching it on his own laptop.
The team walked into the office and saw House's mouth gaped open and smiling. “What sick crap are you watching now? Another of Wilson's pornos?” Foreman asked jokingly. “Jokes on you. It is one of Wilson's pornos.” Not believing his boss, he walked to the computer, only to be proved wrong. He turned his head away as an automatic reaction and covered his eyes.
“Why is Amber naked on your computer!? What is she doing to Wilson!?” “Something that can't be done with your pants on. I've tried it,” House sarcastically replied, still focused on the screen. Thirteen ran to the laptop. “Let me see!” She watched for a moment and smiled to herself. “I don't feel bad watching it this time around.”
They all turned facing Thirteen. “House had Kutner and I go to her apartment to look for drugs and we found their sex video. I made Kutner turn it off because it was irrelevant to the case.” House gasped in sarcasm. “You didn't tell me? I'm appalled! Your fired!” He joked, turning his head back to the action.
The team continued to enjoy the video until they were disrupted by Cuddy walking in. “A nurse came by my office and said she heard someone having sex in your office. I assumed you were watching porn or you and Thirteen were making good use of your time.”
Cuddy walked closer to House and made the mistake of glancing at the computer screen at a very bad, or in House's eyes, a very good time. “Jealous?” he asked her when her eyes grew in shock. She eventually calmed down and smiled, enjoying her entertainment for the day.
Everyone left after shortly after the movie ended, leaving House to think about what he should do with the video. He finally settled on deleting all traces of it ever being on his computer. He deleted it from his E-mail and lay his head on his desk for a nap.
Nearly an hour later, House was awakened by a loud slam. He opened his eyes and saw Wilson staring down at him angrily. “I was looking at my E-mail and I must have accidentally sent you something, because I sure don't remember sending it to anyone.”
“Oops.” House was caught red handed. Wilson struck his infamous Superman pose and left the room. He didn't even want to know what House's intentions were with the video or what he did with it. Wilson just hoped House hadn't went through all of his videos, because he knew House would have found a very, very interesting video involving Wilson and Debby from accounting.

The End.