House M.D. Article: FaVoUrItEs QuOtEs♥ part 2

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HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 2♥

Dr. House:I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy:It was stained with blood.
Dr. House:Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy:You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House:It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.

HILLARIOUS HOUSE NUMBER 3♥

Dr. Cuddy They're sleeping together?
Dr. House: If by sleeping together you mean having sex in the janitor's closet...
Dr. Cuddy: Here?
Dr. House: No, the janitor's closet at the local high school. Go Tigercats! Do you have one of those camera phones? 'Cause I got a mySpace account.
Dr. Cuddy: I will deal with them after I deal with you.
Dr. House: Oh c'mon... let's gossip some more. I'm sure she's into bondage.

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S1E02 Recap Spoiler Alert

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House Season 1 Episode 2: Paternity

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A family arrives at the clinic, claiming to have an appointment with House even though it's a walk-in clinic. They even have a letter that is supposedly from House, although House doesn't write letters. House realizes Dr. Cameron wrote the letter, but agrees to see the patient anyway. Dan is a 16-year-old lacrosse player who has been suffering from double vision and night terrors. House says that post-traumatic stress and sexual abuse are two common factors. Dan admits he recently suffered a head injury during a game of lacrosse. House tells him...