House was waiting in Cuddy's office that morning. She was surprised that when she got there at seven in the morning, he was already there, and even stranger, in her office. She sat at her desk and saw a big smirk on his face.
"What do you want?" she asked annoyed. House smiled, and replied, "Did you by any chance leave something behind last night?" She stared at him a moment, looking very comfused. "Like what?" "Oh, I dont know. A hat... a neckless... a purse full of dollar bills that smells like the strip club down the road..."
"House, what are you talking about?" House pulled a purse from behind the chair in Cuddys office and placed it on her desk. Cuddy peeked in the purse slowly, to find in it dollar bills, the phone numbers of two men, a hair pin, make-up, and a night-club sticker. "Found it in the closet by the womens bath-room."
Cuddy stared at House and finally asked, "Why were you there?" House rose his eyebrows. "You can hear what the women are talking about. The other day i heard Cameron say how bad Chase is in bed." She glared at him and sat her elbow on the desk with her head in her hand. "Why would it be me?" she asked. "The women that i know go in there the most are you, Cameron, and 13. Has to be one of yours." Cuddy looked at him politely. "It isnt mine." House took the purse and walked away.
House paged the people he knew best in the hospital to come to his office ASAP. Chase, Cameron, Taub, Foreman, Thirteen, Wilson, and Cuddy arrived in his office within the next 15 minutes. When they were all settled in and wondering why he wanted them there, House brought in the purse and put it on the table. "This was found in a closet by the womens restroom." He instructed his orders very loudly so that he didnt have to repeat them. "Men and Taub, feel free to look through the bag. I want Cuddy, Cameron, and 13 to line up by the wall."
Chase and Foreman laughed as they searched the contents of the bag, where as Taub and Wilson looked comfused. "Who owns this bag?" House replied when Chase stopped giggling. All eyes turned to 13, with wild grins on all men in the room. Foreman smirked and laughed before he said, "Remy, This IS your purse."
13 squinted her eyes just enough to show how angry she was at him for telling. Without a word, she walked to the table and started putting her belongings into the bag. "Wait a minute..." House said, in a voice that said *I know what you are hiding.
*He picked up a crumbled piece of paper and showed it to everyone in the room. "Who here recognises this phone number?" He asked in a matter of factly voice. As everyone shook their heads comfused House pointed a finger at his best friend. "I had no idea you had such a mystical taste in women. Wilson blushed and leaned back in his chair.
"You manipulative bitch. How many times have I told you to take me to strip clubs whenever you go!" Everyone looked shocked, exept 13 of course, because she already knew, and Cuddy who stood slightly tilting her head with a small smile.
13 looked at House annoyed and said "You knew I didnt want anyone screwing in my personal life, and you should be tired of this by now!" she replied pointing at Wilson. "House could never get tired of screwing with people" he said with a smile, and everyone left the room, wondering how house would try to ruin wilson and 13s night club relationship.
"What do you want?" she asked annoyed. House smiled, and replied, "Did you by any chance leave something behind last night?" She stared at him a moment, looking very comfused. "Like what?" "Oh, I dont know. A hat... a neckless... a purse full of dollar bills that smells like the strip club down the road..."
"House, what are you talking about?" House pulled a purse from behind the chair in Cuddys office and placed it on her desk. Cuddy peeked in the purse slowly, to find in it dollar bills, the phone numbers of two men, a hair pin, make-up, and a night-club sticker. "Found it in the closet by the womens bath-room."
Cuddy stared at House and finally asked, "Why were you there?" House rose his eyebrows. "You can hear what the women are talking about. The other day i heard Cameron say how bad Chase is in bed." She glared at him and sat her elbow on the desk with her head in her hand. "Why would it be me?" she asked. "The women that i know go in there the most are you, Cameron, and 13. Has to be one of yours." Cuddy looked at him politely. "It isnt mine." House took the purse and walked away.
House paged the people he knew best in the hospital to come to his office ASAP. Chase, Cameron, Taub, Foreman, Thirteen, Wilson, and Cuddy arrived in his office within the next 15 minutes. When they were all settled in and wondering why he wanted them there, House brought in the purse and put it on the table. "This was found in a closet by the womens restroom." He instructed his orders very loudly so that he didnt have to repeat them. "Men and Taub, feel free to look through the bag. I want Cuddy, Cameron, and 13 to line up by the wall."
Chase and Foreman laughed as they searched the contents of the bag, where as Taub and Wilson looked comfused. "Who owns this bag?" House replied when Chase stopped giggling. All eyes turned to 13, with wild grins on all men in the room. Foreman smirked and laughed before he said, "Remy, This IS your purse."
13 squinted her eyes just enough to show how angry she was at him for telling. Without a word, she walked to the table and started putting her belongings into the bag. "Wait a minute..." House said, in a voice that said *I know what you are hiding.
*He picked up a crumbled piece of paper and showed it to everyone in the room. "Who here recognises this phone number?" He asked in a matter of factly voice. As everyone shook their heads comfused House pointed a finger at his best friend. "I had no idea you had such a mystical taste in women. Wilson blushed and leaned back in his chair.
"You manipulative bitch. How many times have I told you to take me to strip clubs whenever you go!" Everyone looked shocked, exept 13 of course, because she already knew, and Cuddy who stood slightly tilting her head with a small smile.
13 looked at House annoyed and said "You knew I didnt want anyone screwing in my personal life, and you should be tired of this by now!" she replied pointing at Wilson. "House could never get tired of screwing with people" he said with a smile, and everyone left the room, wondering how house would try to ruin wilson and 13s night club relationship.
