This is me showing my gratitude to the characters of House.
Thank you Dr. Amber Volakis, my favorite cottage(twop. heheh). Oh Cutthroat bitch, How I wish you had become a permanent member of the team. Imagine how awesome that would be? But also thank you for dying coz if that didn't happen we wouldn't have had House's head and Wilson's heart. May House always hallucinate you coz it may not be good for his mental health but it was always fun for us.
Thank you Dr. Hadley. I might miss your blank stares and gorgeousness that is Olivia Wilde. I know your Huntington's is never going to be cured but I hope your last days will be wonderful.
Thank you Dr.Foreman. I'm sorry you had to be always the butt of House's racist jokes. I'm sorry they had to almost kill you just to show that House cares for you( though you didn't have to stab Cameron!)May you find happiness although that is impossible on this show
Thank you Dr. Kutner for the ridiculously awesome crawling record. You may be technically dead but your soul resides in the Guinness book of records( does that even makes sense?) I'll always remember you for burning "Osama Bin Laden's" chest.
Thank you Dr. Taub for staying even though this show has insulted you so many times. Without you, this show would never have someone to insult with their "small" jokes. Please keep it in your pants we don't want anymore first-borns do we? Child support is expensive( I think) maybe you should go back to that cushy plastic surgeon job.
Thank you Dr. Cameron for being the moral center of this show. Even though they have ousted you unfairly you have not said anything bad in return. I'll always remember your hatred against performance enhancers and that cool explanation about sex that made Chase extremely uncomfortable. Please avoid marrying terminally ill patients again, they will only cause you more pain.
Thank you Dr. Chase for being so beautiful. I will never forget your " your mama" joke. That moment was freakin hilarious. Because of that. I no longer have anything to say coz I can't stop laughing
Thank you Dr. Wilson for always being there for our favorite anti-hero. From paying for his lunch to letting him stay in your condo. I cried with you when Amber died coz she would have been an awesome wife(let's assume he'll propose no scratch that of course he will). Stop finding other women, You and House were always meant for each other( as in bff kind of way but you may interpret that in any way you want)
Thank you Dr. Cuddy for being so ridiculously awesome. My favorite perjurer, I'm already missing your cleavage and those lowcuts you so often wear. I miss your witty banter with House. As much as I hope that you will end with House, it is no longer possible. I hope you meet a ridiculously well hung gentleman who will treat you right.
And of course THANK YOU DR. HOUSE for giving us entertainment for 8 seasons. Your one-liners and insults will always be remembered. I will never forget the good work you have done for that clinic, that smug smile every time your right and of course the eureka moment.Though I hope to never meet you for I will surely end up in a puddle of tears. I will miss you, you gimp! Because of you, fans are turned on every time they see a cane and being in a relationship with a disabled man never seemed so appealing. I have never been so in love with man who drugs people when they wouldn't shut up. Thank you for making me see that coma guy and vegetative guy are not useless for they can be used as cup holders. Your ability to insult and be funny at the same time will always be admired. You once said that "I'll grow on you" and of course your right. You may be drug-addicted, sarcastic, obnoxious, racist, sexist, misogynist and basically a pain the ass(that list could go on and on and on) but that's how we like you. You may hate this public display of affection but I love you House and you will always be in my heart ( Wow. How corny was that?)
The end is near. Goodbye House!