Friday the 13th part 8

So this 12 year old girl, Tatiana, decides to invite her favorite horror movie star, Jason, to her house for tea. Jason is so baffled by the invitation, he decides to go, just to meet the girl who sent it. He gets ready, goes to the address, and sees a little girl and her tiny friend waiting at the door. Now the two kids have the biggest grins on their faces, because they just can't believe that he actually came. He doesn't even make it to the doorbell before he's yanked through the door frame, greeted by screams and hugs and blinded by camera flashes!!! he decides to stay, and the only thought in his mind the whole time is,"Holy crap! these girls are lunatics!"

I love movies like Nightmare on Elm Street n' Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but there's one that is even better than the most blood-filled movies!

That movie is none other than...The Shining! True, it doesn't have a killer who gets in your head or a killer clown, but what it has is an extremely amazing plot line, not that the others don't!

It's a thriller, mainly, but it digs deep into the human mind, which is scary enough! It tells the story of how isolation can make a man...or a whole family...go crazy! It's a classic, but many people don't consider it a horror classic. How can you say that two dead girls aren't scary? They are!

It's amazing! Jack Nicholson really does a great job at showing how crazy Jack Torrance really gets! It's a great movie and we should all love it!

Besides, there's an ax! Who doesn't love those?