Hey guys, um.... My other fanfiction is on hiatus, because no one is reading it and I have writer's block. So I'm just posting this because I thought it was funny. I wrote it at two in the morning. Gimme a break, people.

By Dennis, Daisy [ND], Scottie, Zana, and Anna.

S: Hey guys?

All: Yeah?

S: I don't like Russia being with Washington.

ND: Why, they're obviously perfect together.

S: But she was with my brother.....

ND: So? He hasn't shown his face in months!

S: Is that any excuse?!

D: Daisy, I think Scottie is right. It's not fair to anyone. England has no clue. If he found out now, he'd be crushed. *sips tea*

ND: Not the point!! Both Russia and Washington are clearly happy.

Z: Well, Russia is, but are you sure about Washington?

D: Yes, Russia appears perfectly happy, but maybe Washington is still torn.

A: If I may interje-

ND: I still think that Russia is best for her.

S: Then you're thinking wrong.

D: I concur.

Z: RussiaxEngland.

S: WHAT?!!?

ND: *pouts* Russia.

S: *folds arms* England.

ND: Russia.

S: England.

ND: RUSSIA!!

S: ENGLAND!!

D: Catfight.

Z: *grabs popcorn*

ND: *throws her tea at Scottie*

S: *tackles Daisy*

-Scene Cut-

In conclusion, both Scottie and Daisy had severe injuries, while Dennis and Zana went to the restaurant next door for Chinese food. No one knows for certain who won the fight, for they refused to say. It was concluded that no one did. As for who was with who...
S= Team Arthur
ND= Team Ivan
D= Team IDGAF
Z= Team Yaoi

..... and Antarctica's was never defined, because she left early. I think it's safe to say that-

A: TEAM WALARUS.

..........................Okay.

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