What do you think would happen if Bella and Hermione hung out for one day?

Hermione: *realizes Bellas a muggle and hides wand*
Bella: I miss Edward. I need to hear his voice.
(2 hours later)
Hermione: I don't think you should-
Bella: *jumps off clif*
Hermione: *sigh* Winguardium Leviosa!
Bella: I need to hear his voice! *jumps again*
Hermione: Uh, bye.

Hermione: Are you alright? You seem kind of troubled.
Bella: Oh, I just haven't been this long away from Edward before.. except for when he left me for several months, of course.
Hermione: He left you for several months?
Bella: Something about a paper cut, Jaspar wanting to eat me, I became rather suicidal-
Hermione: O_O' Goodness, and you actually went back to him?
Bella: He thought I died or something, so he was going to sparkle in the sun so the Voltori could kill him.
Hermione: *Confused and disturbed* ..But, from what I've read, vampires die in the sun, not sparkle-
Bella: That's a myth.
Hermione: ..Surely they were planning to kill him with a steak to the heart, right?
Bella: Oh no, vampires don't die like that. You have to rip them apart.
*A few minutes later*
Hermione: *Looks up from vampire book* From what I've read, vampires DO infact burn in the sun, and-
*Bella sitting on Edward's lap*
Bella: I needed him.
Hermione: -_-

I think Bella's head would explode by experiencing so much intelligence

Hermione would get bord and leave.

Or

Bella would listen to everything Hermione did and explode, due to her brain not being able to prosess things.

Or maybe

Hermione tells Bella about Ron. Bella tells Hermione that Edward is better then Ron because he's flawless and that he sparkles. Hermione stuns her due to annoyance.

Maybe even

Hermione hears rumors about Bella and her obsession with Edward so, she photoshops edward's picture to make him look dead. Then she laughes as vampire Bella tries to kill herself.

Hermione kills Bella

Hell. Total burning hellfire.

Herms would kill her

They put them in a room together and 2 hours later Hermione would be sitting on a chair, reading a book, and Bella would be on the floor, knocked out because of a Stupify.

hers what would happen:

Hermione: Hay.
Bella: Hi.
Hermione: Tell me about yourself.
Bella: Well, I am in love with a vampire who sparkles in the sun. I really can not live with out him or else I become suicidal, but the problem is, I love my best friend Jacob who is a werewolf and he loves me but I don't know who I love more and now me and my vampire boy, Edward are getting married and then he is going to turn me into a vampire so I can live with him forever, and....
(3 hours later, Bella passed out on the floor, Hermione reading a book in a chair)
Hermione: I'm sorry, I could not take it any more. She is crazy, you know she thinks that vampires sparkle?

I think Hermione would get her a pair of crutches and tell "Well,if it helps..."

i think
hermionie- hind´s her wand

bella- what did you just hide

hermionie- nothing

bella- i saw you but thats not the problem now i miss my boyfriend

hermionie- don´t worry it´s just one day

bella- to you i will jump off that cliff to hear his voice

hermionie- no don´t if you die or go to hospital your boyfriend will kill me

bella- crashes on hard rock and say ow sorry did not hear his voice going again

hermionie oh my god

Hermione would make all this wise, intelligent, conversations, and Bella would leave and jump off the cliff because she wants to hear her fairy boyfriend's voice.

That would never happen!! They have nothing in common!!!

i think there woulkd be a big BATTLE TO THE DEATH xx i hope bella wins ;]