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This is for all of us who have received odd looks or strange comments for:
1. Laughing whenever you hear the word bovine
2. Singing violent songs on public buses
3. Looking for ways to quote "Fight Club"
4. Leave Harry Potter when Helena's part is over
5. Own "too many" Merchant Ivory films
6. Shop on Amazon UK
7. Dress in ways that are threatening to the social norm
8. Ask your dentist if he's ever done it in the chair
9. You can and do speak in a British accent
10. You don't use a brush
11. You overuse the quote "Beauty if always only an illusion"
12. You've seen Sweeney Todd more times than many therapists would consider emotionally healthy
13. You've paid way too much to have cigarettes imported from Britain
14. You own a Region 2 DVD player
15. You try not to smile whenever someone tells you that you have "serious emotional problems for which you should seek professional help"
16. Number 15 happens to you quite often
17. Speak of moving to London
18. You look for reasons to say, "How's Mum and Dad?"
19. You spent fifteen extra dollars on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the 80 page color booklet
20. You wake up from your dreams saying, "Helena!"
21. The characters in your short stories are always named Marla Ivey or Kate Le Fey or something like that
22. You one day decide to learn French
23. You go from two packs a day to three
24. You say "Fuck me with a hot poker!"
25. You write a check for $300 US for customized jeans
26. You take all your DVDs with you when you go away for the weekend.
27. You rant about how unfair Awards shows are
28. Hole up in the kitchen to teach yourself ot make meat pies
29. Price VW bugs
30. Refuse to wear two of the same socks
31. Try to calm someone down by saying, "Hush, love, hush"
32. Walk around muttering "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck"
33. Tell everybody who asks your age that you'll be 23 on August the 12th even when they know better
34. Chuckle secretly to yourself when you hear "Staying Alive"
35. Snap at your roommate and her friends when they ask to use the tv while you're watching Sweet Revenge...again.
36. Say that you adore the state Indiana
This is for all of us who have received odd looks or strange comments for:
1. Laughing whenever you hear the word bovine
2. Singing violent songs on public buses
3. Looking for ways to quote "Fight Club"
4. Leave Harry Potter when Helena's part is over
5. Own "too many" Merchant Ivory films
6. Shop on Amazon UK
7. Dress in ways that are threatening to the social norm
8. Ask your dentist if he's ever done it in the chair
9. You can and do speak in a British accent
10. You don't use a brush
11. You overuse the quote "Beauty if always only an illusion"
12. You've seen Sweeney Todd more times than many therapists would consider emotionally healthy
13. You've paid way too much to have cigarettes imported from Britain
14. You own a Region 2 DVD player
15. You try not to smile whenever someone tells you that you have "serious emotional problems for which you should seek professional help"
16. Number 15 happens to you quite often
17. Speak of moving to London
18. You look for reasons to say, "How's Mum and Dad?"
19. You spent fifteen extra dollars on the Sweeney Todd soundtrack for the 80 page color booklet
20. You wake up from your dreams saying, "Helena!"
21. The characters in your short stories are always named Marla Ivey or Kate Le Fey or something like that
22. You one day decide to learn French
23. You go from two packs a day to three
24. You say "Fuck me with a hot poker!"
25. You write a check for $300 US for customized jeans
26. You take all your DVDs with you when you go away for the weekend.
27. You rant about how unfair Awards shows are
28. Hole up in the kitchen to teach yourself ot make meat pies
29. Price VW bugs
30. Refuse to wear two of the same socks
31. Try to calm someone down by saying, "Hush, love, hush"
32. Walk around muttering "goddamn, fucking, bullshit blockbuster, fucking idiots, fuck"
33. Tell everybody who asks your age that you'll be 23 on August the 12th even when they know better
34. Chuckle secretly to yourself when you hear "Staying Alive"
35. Snap at your roommate and her friends when they ask to use the tv while you're watching Sweet Revenge...again.
36. Say that you adore the state Indiana
