1. Dumbledore has absolutely no clue how to act like a muggle, so you should never encourage him to try
2. Secretly, Draco Malfoy is obssessed with reading fanfiction about himself
3. Secretly, Hermione knows how to shoot a gun, so if you're a Death Eater, you might as well surrender
4. Hermione couldn't be a party girl if she wanted to..she's too nerdy
5. Harry Potter has a passion for pottery (hence his last name, Potter)
6. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are secretly dating...oh yeah and they made out in the Chamber of Secrets during their 6th year
7. Harry Potter is emo
8. Harry Potter is very...
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