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8 Reasons why Harry Potter SUCKS!

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I think she's an internet Troll.
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This actually made me laugh out loud, especially the last sentence in #4.
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That made like no realistic arguments at all. #4 made me laugh too cause it was so stupid.
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*facepalms* The stupidity and immaturity that is some people never ceases to amaze me.
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AllyAM said:
hahaha...gingers don't have 'souns'
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Wow, if they were going to troll on Harry Potter, they should have used logic and proper spelling.
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Ok, I read that as a joke. She can't possibly be serious; if she is, she's an incredible hypocrite (she condemns the "profanity" in Harry Potter, yet drops the f-bomb more than once), and is clearly a prejudiced little snot. Not to mention she's homophobic, and she clearly has lost her grip on Reality if she thinks that death is "not natural".

But this: "like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?"

What planet is she from?



Yeah. It's a joke. Because even if she's serious, it's still a joke.
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alexajaye said:
I've read Harry Potter and Twilight, and while I can find faults in the entire Twilight series, none of the things this crazy person gives as reasons for why Harry Potter sucks have any validity.

This is just crazy. Harry Potter might not be for everyone, but for everyone who reads it, it's the best there is.
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Poseidon3 said:
Here's what I got out of that: "blah,blah, blah, reasons why, blah,blah,blah Harry Potter sucks, blah,blah,blah it's British, blah blah blah swearing, blah blah characters are stupid, blah,blah,blah everyone dies. blah, blah, blah Twilight is better.
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nene72 said:
I sooooooo agree with her!!!!!!!!! I mean they shouldn't let those english peopla write books, let alone publish them til they learn how to spel the rite way (the ♥♥american♥♥ way). I heard they had to fix the speling and riting before they sold the HP books in america (here's proof link), but they didn't even bother to do that to their books in england!!!!!!

The article and my above comments were just send ups of Twilight fans, so take it for what it is and have a good laugh
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Wow
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surprise
"I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?"
Answer ---> ME !!

This girl is so stupid ! But, wait ! She spelled "seriously" with "siriusly" ?
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That's so immature and stupid!!!Especially reason 4!!!WTF only american stuff is good????????This girl is soooooooo stupid,and how dare she says Voldemort and Bella aren't real villains????She will get her a** kicked for telling stupid things about Death Eaters!Nyahhhhhh XD
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BlahBlahBlahBlah XD
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Tasha1993 said:
She's really prejudice against BritIsh stuff and a hypocrite. Voldy and Bella, not real villains? But volturi characters are real villains. Besides, Harry Potter is shot extensively in the USA.
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IMO, she gives herself away as actually being a Potter fan with her "I mean siriusly, WTF?!" in reason #6.
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This girl made a fanpop account -.-
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I think the "siriusly" is just a typo...
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I hate that stupid people are allowed access to the internet. People like her should be delegated to only speak on abandoned street corners where no one intelligent could hear them. I am a Harry Potter fan and a Twilight Saga fan, I love them both equally but for different reasons. This girl can't possibly be aware of how immature and ignorant she comes across. I would like to thank her for giving me the best laugh I've had in days!
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wow. thats retarded. and is Robert Patterson ONE OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN TWILIGHT British??
and movies are crap?? wasn't twilight also made into a movie??
characters are ugly?? hmmm. and a sparkly vampire *coughs* fairy is so handsome??
villains by definition are sadistic?? ur point being??
and lastly isn't thinking that twilight is better than Hp also rude??
this person makes no sense.
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Whoah... *shakes head*

This has got to be a joke, a really bad one. Does this person even know that Robert Pattinson is british?

I'm slowly losing faith in humanity...
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D_J267 said:
Oh my god that may be the funniest thing I've read in ages, Wow it's got to be some kind of joke right, she cannot be sirius.

I refuse to believe that anyone who can actually read can be that daft.

(I hereby apologise to anyone I confused with my britishness.)
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Ok... I'm British, so I was pretty pissed when I first started reading the post. But, by the end, I was laughing so hard my sister almost slapped me before I shut up... It's so dumb. But I just have to say, that technically, Harry Potter is way more liked than Twilight. I mean, have you seen rotten tomatoes reviews?? Twilight got, what, 49% rated it good out of 202 people?? New moon got 27% out of 213 people, and Eclipse got 50% out of 224 reviews. That is REALLY BAD. Maybe it doesn't deserve that bad, but that doesn't change the fact that it IS. All the Harry potter books and movies range between 80% and 96%!!!
"British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?"
... Some one please tell me she's not serious. Please. I'm begging. No one? ok... *Picks up gun and shoots self in head* No wait... *Picks up gun, and shoots Twilight book in front of her* (How effing dumb can you get...)-_-

Ok, I have finished ranting over this pile of SH1T. I would argue more, but everyone on here had kindly done it for me. XD
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dobbysock said:
Just because you can't make billions of dollars or write 7 books that have been made into 8 movies 16 soundtracks 8 games on over 5 different consoles 2 lego games a musical or a puppet show doesn't mean you should troll over harry potter you muggle
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I hate it when I find these kinds of things and they say "None of the characters are attractive or perfect"! First of all, Draco is a FOX. XD But is she saying that all characters have to be PERFECT?! That is RETARDED. No books are any good if none of the characters have flaws. Edward has flaws. HE'S A 107 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WATCHING SOME GIRL SLEEP!!!!! Can I have an ' amen'?
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Asilya said:
I think this jerk is lost her mind. I mean good - looking isn't everthing. Plus look at Daniel's beautiful blue eyes. And Edward. He's a 107 years old pervert who watches a psycho girls sleep. And I'm British. So...

SHUT UP YOU JERK ANİMAL!
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Who gave tht idiot a blog? Oh and did you read her why Cullen is a good boyfriend article? She's completely superficial. Lol at her saying twilight has meaning it has non whats so ever
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