Harry Potter

I don't know if its already posted or not; but I found these funny and I had to share!


What do you call a coughing Quidditch commentator?
<<Weasley (Wheeze-Lee!)>>

What do you call jewelery that many people and I share?
<<Rubeus (Ruby-us!)>>

What do you call a teacher with a bad attitude? Moody Who would you call if you wanted to protect your Valentines?
<<Lockhart (Lock-heart!)>>



How many does it take to light up a wand?

How many Quidditch players does it take to light up a wand?
<<Six to work their butts off and a Seeker to take the credit.>>

How many...

Weasley's are a very big family that take part in the movie, so I decided to write their family down. Enjoy <3

Arthur Weasley is the father in the family. He likes muggles and muggle stuff. Works in the Ministry of Magic, Misuse of Muggle Artefacts Office.

Molly Weasley is Arthur's wife, the mom in the family. Loves helping people, looks and cares after her children and sometimes struggles because they aren't financially in a good situation. Treats Harry so good.

Bill Weasley is the oldest child of the couple, graduated Hogwarts. After this, he went to Egypt and worked for Gringotts as a curse-breaker...