A nearly complete list of all the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans' flavors! Enjoy!!:PP

Acid
Apple
Avocado
Bacon
Bagel
Baked Beans
Baking Soda
Banana
Beanstalks
Biscuit
Blackcurrant
Bread
Brown Sugar
Brussel Sprouts
Butter
Buttermilk
Candy Floss
Carrots
Caterpillar
Cauliflower
Caviar
Celery
Centipede
Cheese
Cherry
Cherry Tart
Chewing Gum
Chicken
Chocolate
Chocolate Mousse
Cinnamon
Coconut
Cod
Coffee
Compost
Cookie Dough
Copper
Corn
Cough medicine
Cucumber
Curry
Custard
Diesel
Dirt
Earwax
Egg yolk
Eucalyptus Leaves
Flowers
Fried Beans
Frog Legs
Glue
Grass
Ham
Honey
Honeydew
Horseradish
Hot Sauce
Ice Cream
Ink
Iron
Kidney Beans
Lamb
Latex
Leather
Lemon
Lettuce...

Harry James Potter:

- Harry became an Auror at age 17 without taking his N.E.W.T's
- In 2007 he became the head of the Auror Office.
- He was featured on a Chocolate Frog Card for his accomplishments.
- He made sure that Severus Snape's portrait was hung in the Headmaster's office wtih the other Headmasters' and Headmistress' portraits.
- After parting with his muggle family he was on 'Christmas Card' terms with them and the occasionally visited.
- The book version of Harry has green eyes, but the move version has blue eyes due to the fat that Daniel Radcliffe's eyes ar to sensitive for contact lenses....

- It isn't illegal to do this, since the publisher posted it up on the internet first, just in hard to read handwriting.

OK, So this is J.K Rowling's 2 Page StoryCard.
Read it first, and the read my thoughts about it.
Then, you can post your's in the comments!!

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The speeding motorcycle took the sharp corner so fast in the darkness that both policemen in the pursuing car shouted,"Whoa!" Sergeant Fisher slammed his large foot on the brake, thinking that the boy who was riding pillion was sure to be flung under his wheels; however, the motorbike made the turn without unseating either of...

There have been a lot of Harry Potter theories, ranging from the ridiculous to the strange to the horrifying.

I have composed a list here.

Please comment any other theories you know of that I've missed. :)

Also: there are major spoilers in some of these. Next to each one, if there is a spoiler, I will write the book that it spoils, so if you haven't read that one: skip that theory.

1. The Dursley Family is Justified (Spoils Deathly Hallows)

This is one of my favorites, by the way. Now, we all know that Horcruxes often corrupt people (the medallion, Riddle's diary) and Harry is, as it was revealed...

So Rowling never really discussed why Bellatrix is so obsessed with Voldemort. And I constantly ponder upon how anyone could find that no-nosed snake-man-boy attractive in any way. With that said I wanted to post a few of my theories as well as some of the interesting ones I've seen across the net. Once again, as stated, these are just theories and speculations. No more, no less.

First and foremost I think it's a pretty safe bet to say that she loves him or at least started to love him based on the fact that they share similar ideologies. Both loved the idea of pure-blood supremacy. A lot of...

5. Hermione Granger

Obviously the most mature of the three of the five main characters. I feel that every trio needs the brains, which I believe Hermione has successfully provided for them. Even though I hated her at the beginning of the series, she grew as the series grew pushing her into my top five.

4. Ron Weasley-

Same with Hermione, even though I did like him since the beginning I felt he grew with the series. I did get a little annoyed at his continuously being envious of Harry and his own brothers, I guess all characters have their flaws. I love Ron!

3. Lord Voldemort-

Or He Who Should Not...

Thanks to zanhar1 for the idea. it was brilliant xD

*Also like to point out, this is like a crack!fic so non of the characters will act like they usally do*

It took a lot of yelling and arguing, but Bellatix finally did it. She finally got Voldemort to go to the beach with her.
Once they got to the beach they both hissed at the sunlight. They weren't too fond of it since they preferred the dark, If you couldn't tell from their pasty pale skin.
Bellatrix had pick out a nice swimsuit to show off for the lord, since she really wanted him to like her. Voldemort on the other hand, was covered head...

I found an interesting short essay from HP Lexicon and it made me think about it even deeper than it goes.

First off; please don't get me wrong.
I love Dumbledore's character, I love Lockhart's character, I love Hogwarts, and I love, love, love the books and the HP universe. I'm just wondering and interested in what, if anything, is behind all this I'm about to discuss.
That if Rowling possibly actually planned this somehow and for some reason many parents in that universe are willing to over-look huge problems and risk their children's lives because of someone's status and previous reputation...OR...

Witch Weekly in 1995. The piece, written by Rita Skeeter, claimed that Hermione Granger was Harry Potter's girlfriend and that she was toying him around by seeking the affections of Viktor Krum, who himself was very much smitten with her. As with much of Skeeter's writing, though the essence of the article was false, there was smidgen of truth that lent the article an air of believability to those who did not know better. While Harry was not Hermione's boyfriend, the two had in fact been close friends since early in their first year at Hogwarts. Additionally, Hermione had danced with Krum at...

After the sorting had finish, and McGonagall took the hat away, Ron and Harry grinned at each other. "Food, finally we get to eat." Ron grumbled. "That took way too long."

Hermione kicked him for what seemed like the millionth time today. "Ron! You know the sorting's more important!" She scolded him.

"Nope it's not even close. I'm starving." Ron shot back.

The two contiuned to argue about it. "Do they fight a lot?" I askde Harry.

Harry shrugged. "Understatement." He told me. "It's like World War III when they do."

Ron and Hermione reminded me of Lisa and Jack, two of my muggle friends back at...

Hey guys! Well, this is my first time that I actually write something and "publish" it, so it's not going to be brilliant. But I thought it was worth a try.
Hope you enjoy!
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Reasons to why I enjoy and am a fan of Harry Potter:

-The idea. Harry’s a boy that discovers he is a wizard and goes to a school called Hogwarts and meets friends Ron and Hermione. It's an idea that is not commonly thought of.
-Being able to read about and live in a world full of magic and mythological creatures. We can never experience that in real life, so it is...

Lily's POV

Rose, Aimee and Lizzie stood in the doorway. In the back of my mind, I was thinking stuff like Uh-oh. But my expression remained blank. I stared at Rose intently, trying to get her attention. Finally, she noticed me. I mouthed the words 'We're being interrogated!' Rose nodded and walked over to us.

''Harry, we need to talk.''
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Rose's POV

I think I surprised everyone when I called my uncle by his first name - I really only called him Harry in my head, not in public. But yesterday I didn't really care, I was too pissed off to do anything...

When I woke up, not even the dreary weather could dampen my mood. I had a spring in my step, just waiting, waiting waiting for 8:00 in the Library. People notice it, too, especially my friends.

''Rosie.. you haven't been this way since last year. Are you sure you're okay?'' Aimee's eyes are filled with suspicion.

''I'm amazing,'' I say, and actually smile. My muscles aren't used to it, my face has been locked into a grimace for the last few weeks. But I'm determined to change that: showing Hugo that I'm strong might make him think about what he's done to me, to our family.
I never thought...

Ron and Hermione repeat quotes

Said by Ron :-

"Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare... What did Professor Sprout say? It likes the dark and the damp-"
"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes - of course - but there's no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?"

Said by Hermione:-

"How - how're we going to get in? I can - see the place - if we just had - Crookshanks again! said Ron
Crookshanks? ARE YOU A WIZARD OR WHAT??

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Said by Ron :-
'Ron was great,' said Tonks warmly, relinquishing her...

Okay, I know I missed out on a lot of major characters, but I was trying to keep this short. I know a lot more of the actor's names, but here's what I put together for now...

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER & ACTOR:
Harry-Daniel Radcliffe
Hermione-Emma Watson
Ron-Rupert Grint
Snape-Alan Rickman
Fred and George- James and Oliver Phelps
Sirius- Gary Oldman
Umbridge- Imelda Staunton
Dumbledore-Richard Harris/Michael Gambon
Draco-Tom Felton
Ginny-Bonnie Wright
Bellatrix- Helena Bonham Carter
Voldemort-Ralph Fiennes
Lucius-Jason Isaacs
Neville-Matthew Lewis
Hagrid-Robbie Coltrane
Fleur- Clemence Poesy
Krum- Stanislav...

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

VOLDEMORT'S PLAN



While Harry Potter was in Hhogwarts getting hit by Bludgers and losing his memory, Lord Voldemort was having problems of his own. So far, all of his plans to capture Potter had failed.
"What is the news?" Bellatrix Lestrange asked. Like all the Death Eaters, she was fiercely loyal to him, perhaps too much so.
"Nagini tells me that the boy is as vulnerable s ever. Dear, Bellatrix, for the plan to succeed, the boy must trust us," Voldemort said, caressing the huge snake. Bellatrix bowed and went to find Yaxley, who came quickly.
"You requested me?" he said,...

Professor Snape:
Severus Snape is the Potions master and Head of Slytherin house at Hogwarts. He has sallow skin, greasy hair, a hooked nose, black eyes and a severe dislike of Harry Potter.

Discovered in chapter 8
The Potions Master
During the start-of-term feast, Percy tells Harry that Professor Snape knows an awful lot about Dark magic, and that it’s widely known that Professor Snape would rather teach Defence Against the Dark Arts than his own subject.

Professor Snape’s dislike for Harry becomes obvious during the first Potions lesson of the year, in which he singles Harry out, firing...

Wand Cores

New from J.K. Rowling

The following description of the powers and properties of the three main wand cores used by Mr Garrick Ollivander are taken from his own notes.

Early in my career, as I watched my wandmaker father wrestling with substandard wand core materials such as kelpie hair, I conceived the ambition to discover the finest cores and to work only with those when my time came to take over the family business. This I have done. After much experimentation and research, I concluded that only three substances produce wands of the quality to which I am happy to give the illustrious...

Do you still remember?the first time when harry,ron and hermione became friends.The day when they first encountered and tackled a mountain troll.those happy moments in quidditch winnings,of going inside the third floor corridor in order to save the philosopher's stone.Do you still remember when the trio solved the mistery beyond the chamber of secrets?And saving sirius black and buckbeak for the punishment they not even deserve?Those happy moment's in the Yule ball,and worries in the triwizard tournament.Remember the time when they stick together even the of Voldemort's rise to power.Remember...

You guys are just so Supermegafoxyawesomehot! Some of the things people tell me about my writing of this story are brilliant it makes me want to cry because I love to write!! I really hope you enjoy this…this Chapter is dedicated to Koolamelia on Fanpop.com, she leaves the most amazing comments for me and really is brilliant. As are the rest of you I just desperately needed to get her name out :D And don’t forget to tell me what you think of the chapter :D Oh and just so no one is confused- I have posted this story in different place’s ~ Fanfiction.net, Fanpop.com and my Facebook page...