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posted by othobsessed92

1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate next to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him you stole his teddy bear.

8. Tell him you won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him you were just kidding and said teddy bear has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak up on him while...

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The Werewolf Eater

posted by 21doctor

She stood in a stiff upright position, keeping nervous a very long scarlet feather (as long as a peacock tail feather) in her left hand and a golden gun in her right, right in the middle of a filled court room of the Ministry of Magic and waited. She waited for Fenrir Greyback, the most dangerous werewolf on Earth. She, Clara Clearwater, has to execute that creature, who wasn´t human anymore; who had bitten so many kids in order to create a community of werewolves; who also had killed so many people, witches and wizards if they are against him or - just for fun - Muggles who had not the faintest...

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Hard-To-Spot things from the Harry Potter films.

posted by zar_far11

I've seen the HP films more times than I can count but there are still some things that are hard to notice until you're like, "bajillianth" time watching the movies. I had an HP movie marathon recently, and I was so surprised by all the things I'd missed. Here are some that I noticed. (By the way, I didn't notice all of these--I don't think anyone could notice all this just by themselves--I only noticed some of them, and afterwards my friends told me some things they noticed, to help with this article)

Philospher's/Sorcerer's Stone:
1) Harry is wearing the sweater Mrs. Weasley made for him in...

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A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY POTTER..!

posted by RABlacksd

A very Happy birthday Harry Potter and the congenital intellect , J.K.Rowling! Today is the day of our hero!. The day that all began!. The day which was written a revolutionary and great book by Rowling. Harry Potter , you are a legend!. More than 15 years your made a splash among every types of people.Rowling, You are the maker of these all things! . You made a world with all things.Rowling , You had paid your every attention even at a bit fact!. That is why this world is in thick of Harry Potter!.According to my opinion that is the main quality that a writter should have!. Ms Rowling again...

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"A Look Back at HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE" (2005)

posted by DR76

"A Look Back at HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE" (2005)

With the fifth installment of the HARRY POTTER movie franchise ("HARRY POTTER and the Order of the Phoenix") about to be released, I thought this would be a great time to look back at its predecessor - "HARRY POTTER and the Goblet of Fire". When the latter was first released in November 2005, many had hailed it as the best of the four HARRY POTTER movies. I wish I could have agreed with that assessment of Goblet of Fire. I really wish I could. But . . . I can't. I'm sorry, but I consider "Goblet of Fire" the weakest of the four movies....

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how to make TREACLE tart

posted by dannylynn92

Serve 4

Ingredients:
100g/4oz Wholemeal Flour
50g/2oz Self-Raising Flour
A pinch of Salt
75g/3oz Butter
Water to bind
120ml/4 fl.oz. Golden Syrup [what is it?]
75g/3oz Fresh Brown Breadcrumbs
Grated zest of 1/2 Lemon
50g/2oz Toasted Hazelnuts, coarsely chopped

Instructions
1. Sift the flours with the salt into a mixing bowl. Tip the residue of bran left in the sieve into the bowl and stir lightly to mix.

2. Cut the butter into the flour with a palette knife, then rub in the butter with your fingertips until the mixture resembles breadcrumbs. Gradually stir in just enough water to bind the mixture together....

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What and can't Bellatrix do

posted by Misharrypotter

1 she can go see The dark Lord in his bedroom afther hours
2She can not kill anyone who calls her a bad witch but can kill it they call her a good witch (unless the dark lord calls her this)

3 She can eat all she wants even if it's not on all =you can eat table
4She can not be called the b word by Molly
5 If she does she will be killed
6I will not KILL DOBBY unless he takes my best firends wand
7 She can have more then one strowberry

(note this is for a role plaing bella and some are for the ones in the book)

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6 signs you’re infected with Harry Potter fever

posted by simpleplan

1. You've read the books more times than Hermione has aced an exam.

2. You've learned another language just so you didn't have to wait a few months for the book to be translated into your native tongue.

3. You have permanently tattooed Harry Potter iconography onto your body.

4. You have played Quidditch ... not in a video game ... in real life.

5. You have been stocking up with tissues for months in anticipation of the final book in the series, “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.”

6. There is a room in your house that looks like it belongs in Hogwarts.

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Dombledore is not dead

posted by FloCircle

Well... maybe not. At least, I don't think he is.

I must admit, J.K. completely got me. I fell for it all, hook, line and sinker.

I waited on line at midnight on July 16 to be among the first to get a copy of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, like millions of others around the world, and I had it completely read by the afternoon of the next day.

Caught up in the roller coaster of J.K.'s marvelous and fantastic mysteries, Snape's betrayal and the death of Dumbledore caught me completely by surprise. Dumbledore was dead, and on top of that, Snape had done it.

My brand-new copy of Half-Blood...

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Some funny HP jokes

posted by fanofh2o

I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, you can say his name now.

How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...

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James Potter the bullying arrogant toerag

posted by HotshotChick

When people tell me that James “grew out of bullying”, I always respond with the canonically sound FACTS that James Potter was 21 when he died, 20 when Harry was born and *19* when Harry was conceived. He had *no time* to change out of his bullying bullshit personality towards Severus. Just take a look around you and see if you can name half a dozen of your under-21 male friends/acquaintances who YOU think would make such an awesome hubby and father right now (oh, and don’t discount the bullies you know who pick on people “just because they exist”). And when we keep telling you that...

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Unraveling the Black Family Tree

posted by AdaLove

In February 2006 JK Rowling donated a sketch of the Black family tree for a Book Aid charity auction, and as expected, it generated a great deal of interest and excitement in the Harry Potter fan community. And finally, as the year draws to a close, the MuggleNet Encyclopedia has managed to get the full family tree, along with information about the people on it, up on site - and about time too, a lot of you might say.

Whilst the tree gives a fascinating insight into the background of one of the oldest pure-blood families of all, it also threw up a number of surprising facts and - perhaps - the...

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Things you may not know about: Sirius, Remus and James

posted by maja3322

Sirius Black III:

- In the film version of Order of the Phoenix during the battle at the Department of Mysteries, Sirius accidentally calls Harry James, even though this mix-up never occurred in the book.
- Also during the battle at the Department of Mysteries Sirius was hit by a Killing Curse in the movie and survived for about 6 seconds, but in the book he was hit by an unnamed curse and fell into the veil.
- J.K. Rowling described Sirius as a "bit of a loose canon" and a "case of arrested development" and she also once described him as "brave, loyal, reckless, embittered and slightly unbalanced...

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Loving The Enemy Ch.1

posted by DracoLuvsAstrid

Dropping The Babies Off
The darkness fell over the old city as another day has passed. In the distance,beyond where no one could see,an old man in robes w talked down the crooked street. He seemed very busy and concentrated. When he was in the middle of the path,he took a silver machine about the size of a baseball. He clicked it several times,making the street lights disappear.
Once he finished,he heard a small meow from a tabby cat that sat at his feet. "I should have expected you to be here. Professor McGonagall.",He smiled. The tabby c as t suddenly transformed into an old woman. About the...

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A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAN/HARRY........!

posted by RABlacksd

Happy birthday Dan! You are an excellent actor! Dan, you are our hero for more than 10 years. You are the number one actor I ever seen. Dan you had devoted your whole childhood for Harry Potter. Dan, you became a true character for J.K. Rowling's imaginations. Actually you acted in a real way that made us incredible. You wrote a history of your own. You are a legend! . Dan , you helped us to imagine a Wizard's world. Dan, you devotes so many times on us. You are the number one. We are always with you! As a fan this is only thing to do on your birthday. Here are my true feelings about. They are never fake. God and Lord Budda'll bless you Dan. You are so close to us than anyone in Hollywood field. From the bottom of our hearts we wish you a hot HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for everything you did and thank you devoting you childhood for us....

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Dramione- We Can Change- Chapter 2

posted by Twilight-girl-x

Chapter 2
Both Draco and Hermione had slept soundly that night in their rooms, they had been decorated in their house colours and they were beautiful. Hermione normally wouldn’t have complained about being head girl, Her Dorm was beautiful, the Common Room was amazing but unfortunately the only bathroom they had was a shared one, down the stairs through a door coming off the Common room. So now as Hermione padded barefoot down the stairs into the Lovely and Peaceful common room she carried a towel, her school uniform and her toiletries, only wearing the shorts and Tee-Shirt she had worn in...

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HOGWARTS HOUSE TEST.

posted by alisonfaith297

House Test
ok so its really simple, just put an X in the box it the description fits you. then add up the total number of point.

Gryffindor:
[] You are loud.
[] You like(d) going to school to see your friends.
[] You’ve had more than a couple detentions.
[] You always have something to do on the weekends.
[] You like to be the center of attention.
[] You get above average grades in school.
[] You’ve been called bossy before.
[] You’re a bit of a daredevil/you like an adrenaline rush.
[] You are athletic.
[] You are one of the best players on your team.
[] You would do anything for your loved ones....

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Sorely Missed and Sadly Remembered

posted by LadyNottingham

Chapter 5

Fred Weasley was buried in the afternoon. Harry and Hermione went with the Weasleys as they were considered part of the family. On the day after, Ron, Hermione and Harry, and the remaining members of the Order of the Phoenix, came back to Hogwarts to bury one of their fellows, Professor Severus Snape. A few students were there too, as well as the faculty and staff. The three Malfoys were there too, to Harry’s surprise.

A few yards from Dumbledore’s tomb, a hole had been dig to receive Severus Snape’s body. Hermione had decided to remain with Eileen Snape, who welcomed her gladly,...

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last heart beating chapter 1

posted by nichole22

please leave comments so i no if this story sucks or not and please read it even if its not the whole story.

Chapter 1: The unexpected

Have you ever had one of those dreams, were you try and run fast but you just keep getting slower, well that's the dream I was having. This is the most strangest dream I have ever had. I was being chased by two wannabe snobs from school, Rachel was the leader from between them, who was tall with black hair tied up in to a curly mini style afro like a thick puff ball at the back of her head. she also had long, sleek legs built for running. Along side her was her...

Harry Potter and How its Starting to Lose Fans

posted by ihartrebahart

Look at how popular Harry Potter used to be millions of fans all over. How many of you are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the books now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, or 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few more fans because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 fans all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can you put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now movies you get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....