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posted by Thecharliejay

Send McGonagall a tin of cat food for Christmas

Suggest to Peeves that he hold a Poltergeist party in Filch's room

Tell McGonagall that Crookshanks has been watching her closely over the last few days . . .

Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent cat food up to McGonagall's plate at dinner

Tell Dobby that Harry would love it if he sent crap up to all the staffs' plates at dinner and told them it was black pudding

Tell Flitwick you went on Genes Reunited and found a picture of his grandmother. Show him a photo of Yoda

6b) Show him a photo of Grumpy from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

(For Dwarfers...

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100 ways to annoy Lord Voldemort

posted by Thecharliejay

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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Calypso (p.2)

posted by princessofmagic

read the first part first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calypso's POV

With a heavey hart and burning cheek, she watched them leave. Thats all people ever seemed to do when they saw her. Like REALLY saw her. Not when she was gossiping or spreading rumors with Pansy or teasing them in the halls or throwing things at them while the teachers back is turned. See past that shell she managed to construct around herself and into the confused, weak core her father had beaten and starved her into. Calypso had figured if she wasnt the one doing the teasing she would be teased. If her mother hadnt gotten herself killed,...

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Rita Skeeter's interview with Voldemort

posted by emilykuru

Rita Skeeter

RITA SKEETER’S INTERVIEW WITH VOLDEMORT

Here I am, in an isolated bed wing at St. Mungo’s . And for once, interviewing ( not quite the right way ) Rita skeeter who apparently isnt in the best of condition to reveal about the extraordinary interview with the “MAN WHO LET THE BOY LIVE” and the “EATEN BY DEATH” crowd there . By hearing this we can easily guess why she has turned up at St.Mungo’s.

Anyways skeeter who – for the first time brilliantly found a way to penetrate into the after death world had successfully but unfortunately met them there in an interview.using a pensieve...

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Dumbledore VS. Gandalf!

posted by cupcakeimissyou

YES! another. :3

I am a fan of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do you think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do you guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to you guys responses and etc. so yeah!

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Response to a question

posted by DracoLuver

Be prepared for my long rant:

Harry&Ginny: Okay, so first I'd like to say that I do not believe Ginny even deserves Harry. She's undevolped. But I won't get into that too much. I don't think they belong together because:

-It was random
-They are not 'perfect' for each other because they haven't been there for each other
-She's a fangirl and used guys that Harry knew so he'd like her

My first point: Harry didn't care at all about what she did in book five. She was going out with Dean and Ron got mad, but Harry thought he was over-reacting. In book 6, however, he has a monster in his chest!...

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Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe buys £3.76 million New York house

posted by e2mma2weasle3

The 20-year-old actor has spent £3.76 million on a building on West 12th Street that was built by a sea captain for one of his daughters in 1847.

It means he now owns a £10 million property empire in the Big Apple as well as a flat in Fulham, west London.

With five bedrooms, Radcliffe’s new town house measures 3,000sq ft and includes a 39ft long garden.

A Sotheby's brochure said: “The property is on one of New York's most picturesque tree-lined landmark cobblestone blocks.”

Radcliffe's first New York purchase was two years ago – a £3.2 million fifth-floor apartment in the SoHo district....

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15 Ways to Infuriate, Exasperate, or Generally Get On Hermione Granger's Bad Side

posted by othobsessed92

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall said that her overall OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When you ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells you it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say:"But why are you so upset? I thought you valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

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Quotes Supporting a Ron & Hermione Romance

posted by othobsessed92

Couric: "Any snogging with Hermione?"
Rowling: [surprised] "Harry and Hermione! Do you think so?" -- From Katie Couric's June 2003 interview with JK Rowling

"Harry and Hermione are very platonic [platonic means nonsexual] friends. But I won't answer for anyone else. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink." -- From a National Press Club Luncheon chat with JK Rowling, October 1999)

Q: Is it just me, or was something going on between Ron and Hermione during the last half of Goblet of Fire?
A: "Yes, something's "going on," but Ron doesn't realize it yet. Typical boy." -- From a BarnesandNoble.com chat with JK Rowling...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 3

posted by Brysis

I´m really really sorry for this one beeing so long. I´m sorry!! I just felt that i shouldn´t dived it!! this is one of my fav parts!
Hope you like it and please leave comments.

I felt scared, i wasn´t sure of what happened, if it was true or not. The Augurey´s scream remained in my head… it never had this effect on me, it was so strong that I really felt like I was falling into the darkness, dying, as if I were sleep forever.
I went to the Owls Tower, my favorite place in Hogwarts. My owl, Maugrim, wasn´t there as always, I never understood why he´s different from the other owls, during...

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Remus Lupin & Salem Snape - Part 1

posted by Brysis

Ok peolple this is just a piece of many things i´ve wrote about a love between Remus Lupin and a girl named Salem Snape (a Snape´s sister invented by me)
Salem is very young, i haven´t decide already her age... you can give your opinion in comments!
What i love most is that she´s a Slytherin but a different one... Dumbledore use to say that she is "naively bad" and Remus agree with that... but i won´t tell you why right know!!
I hope you like it and please live comments even if you hated it!
Thank you

...In the following day I was electric, I seemed a child, although I only have slept 4 hours,...

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Harry Potter plot hole!

posted by Sydney

You always hear people saying there are discrepencies in the Harry Potter books, but I have truly found a plot hole.

It is a major plot hole, I have noticed, in the Harry Potter series...A very serious one.

Everyone's always talking about how much Harry looks like his father, even Hagrid in the first book.

Molly and Arthur were in the order with Harry's parents ie James.

Why didn't Molly recognise Harry at Kings Cross station?

He has the same black, sticking-up hair. And the scar!

And just look at the moment Fred and George told Molly that he was Harry Potter.

~ Sydney.

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Prisoner of Azkaban Fan-Fic Chapters 6-8

posted by ScarOfTheWind

Sorry About this I actually published the whole thing so far previously but removed it because it was too long so I will be putting up 3 chapters at a time from now on.

This is only temporary and the beginnings of a MASSIVE fan fic. So can you just tell me if you like it? That would be great! :)

DISCLAIMER - I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters. I do own Alex, though.

Note - It’s based on a sort of mixture between the book and the movie, but the characters’ appearances and personalities are more like the adaptions in the movie.

Chapter Six

Getaway

I ran into the living room and...

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Nearly-Headless Nick

posted by Scarlet127

Sir Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington, known after his death as Nearly Headless Nick, (d. 31 October, 1492) was a wizard who attended Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and was Sorted into Gryffindor House. He was a wizard of the royal court as an adult. He was executed by an improper decapitation, after he had a magical mishap with Lady Grieve, in which she grew a tusk. Since then, he is the resident ghost of Gryffindor Tower at the Hogwarts Castle.
As a ghost, Sir Nicholas was pearly-white and slightly transparent. He had long curly hair. He would usually sport a ruff, which would ensure...

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5th Year, Not-So-Perfect Chapter 14

posted by peppergirl30

Lily's POV

My biggest problem at the moment was getting a horcrux. That wasn't exactly something I wanted to do: my father had spent a long time destroying them, and he had to give up a lot of things to get them all. Such as my mother, people he knew. Close friends of his died. Like Fred, Dobby.. countless people. But still, if I had to be a good spy, I had to do it. But I didn't know what to use.

Suddenly, I had the perfect idea.
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Rose's POV

I still didn't think interrogating Kendall would be the answer to all our problems. Yes, she was involved...

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5th Year, Not-So-Perfect Chapter 10

posted by peppergirl30

We've all crowded around the window now, but it's too small for all of us to see, so Lily and I get down on our knees and kneel.
The figure of Hagrid is happy, bouncing. He actually sees Hugo and waves at him, and to my surprise Hugo waves back. Maybe he'll still be nice to Hagrid. And I honestly hope he will be, because Hagrid has always been so nice to him - to all of us. Pretty soon, he gets close enough to notice all of us at the window, and we all wave and smile. His smile back is all we need to make us feel better.
Finally Hagrid comes in the door, and we all hug him and Fang. He's so...

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5th Year, Not-So-Perfect Chapter 8

posted by peppergirl30

The world finally felt in balance. And for some reason, I knew that my mother would eventually find out about Hugo becoming back to ''normal'' again. My father would probably tell her.
But Hugo is far from being his normal self. Whenever we're at meals, he always glances awkwardly at Abby and Blake, his two ''friends'' that practically changed him completely. But now, all is well.

''So,'' I ask Hugo, ''Have you caught up with all your homework?''

Today, we're sitting with our usual crew: Lily, James, Albus, Aimee, and Lizzie, but with the exception of Roxy and Fred.

He takes a swallow of...

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5th Year, Not-So-Perfect Chapter 7

posted by peppergirl30

When I woke up, I made some decisions. First: I was going to put off writing to my mother. She can't solve all our problems, especially when she isn't here. Second: I was going to talk to Hugo. I knew that it wouldn't be easy, but I was still going to try. Third: I should talk to my cousins more often.
I got up, and ''made'' my cot, and walked into Hagrid's ''main'' part of his hut. Most of my cousins were awake, the only ones who were still asleep were Louis and Teddy.

''While the men are asleep..'' Dominique whispered, ''Is anyone in the bathroom?''

Victoire said no, and Dominique disappeared...

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What Harry Potter is really about.

posted by CatiePotter

Most people think that Harry Potter is stupid. They're wrong......... They just don't beleive!!! They think Harry Potter is just another Good versus Evil Movie/Book. Well, we think differently....... We say that Harry Potter is inspiring. Having so much pain in his childhood but then finally having the life he wanted. He IS a wizard. He IS a hero. And we are his fans. We are the ones that beleive that the book is not only like our Holoy Bible. But it is how we relieze that there is bad in the world and there is a dark side. We are the ones who believe!!!!!

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Harry Potterish Things to Do That May Get You Institutionalized

posted by sparkles3

I thought of all these myself, so don't go saying I copied off of you!

In The Store
#1: Hum Hedwig's Theme or the Sorting Hat's song very loudly, and maybe throw in some spins
#2: Point your wand at everyone you see and mutter spells
#3:Ask the manager if house elves do the cleaning, and if it's dirty, tell him or her that they should get clothes
#4: Ask at a mall cafeteria if they have pumpkin juice
#5: Look for licorice wands at local candy stores
#6: Attempt to withdraw galleons from the bank
#7: Ask if any local stables have hippogriffs or threstrals

At School
#1: Ask you teacher when Potions class starts
#2: Ask lunch ladies for cauldron cakes

If any of you have anything to add, please do so i comments.