I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with you guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-
You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until you agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn you into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought you were dead
And you thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer by Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, You are, you, you, you are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You got me going, you also charming, but I can’t do it, you Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are, that's who you are baby
Lollipop
You must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how you wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, You are, you, you, you are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You got me going, you also charming, but I can’t do it, you Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope you enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella by Rihanna)-
You wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until you agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn you into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought you were dead
And you thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all you need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told you I'll be here forever
Said I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, you crazy witch
Now it's raining more than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella Swan Swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella Swan Swan Swan Swan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer by Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where you from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
You can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what you are, what you are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' more than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are, what you are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, You are, you, you, you are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You got me going, you also charming, but I can’t do it, you Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
You got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when you have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who you are, that's who you are baby
Lollipop
You must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how you wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, You are, you, you, you are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You got me going, you also charming, but I can’t do it, you Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what you are-a-a
You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope you enjoyed!