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harrypotterbest Hmmm... 'whiny one' [i]should[/i] have been Bella...

zanhar1 In school Im considered to be the logical one, the modest one, the superstisious one, and mostly the strange one.

LoopyLuna96 ^Same here, except not supersitious. And the loyal one, too.

boolander25 lol Gramps

RavenclawPride I am extremely strange, yet logical. BAD COMBO.

ThatDarnHippo Slow one. Slower one.

SexyJohnny mean one.... Snapeee<33333

xDark_Angelx I'd most likelt be considered the loyal one, the slow one, and a bit of the logical one.

SnapeOWNSedward Snape should be the ambiguous one. I mean come one there was some pretty big debates about Snape's true nature.

HecateA "slower" *gigglesnort* Hairfreak! OMG I love you! I'm the funny or creative or writting freak or bookworm one at my school.

Angel-Trix I could be Logical, Superstitious and Loyal

SuperSnuffles13 LOL I think I could only be strange and creepy. Oh well, that's what makes me Slytherin

VampPhoenix99 "Meanie" and "mean one"? Snape should`ve been emo instead of mean.

SNAPES-LADY Severus snape is the loyal one!!!!!!!

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A non-Twilight fan Speaks!

posted by Blueeyes99

Ok, time for the other side of the story, in other words, time for another interview with a Twilight “hater”. Her name is Izabella, aka: venvargie! Let’s get started!

Could you introduce yourself please!

Hah, okay well I'm Izabella. But I usually go by Ven on the interwebz. I'm turning 16 in a few months and I don't watch a lot of TV so I don't have a favorite show xD.

What is it that you hate about Twilight?

Well, I hate the sparkling thing the most. Growing up, I watched all kinda of scary vampire movies with my older brother and they were always the kind that died in the light and vanted...

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A Very Silly Harry Potter Quiz!

posted by Mrs-Grint

Heellooooo!!!! I'm feeling rather random today so I thought I'd take a leaf out of Emma's rather large, leather bound book and do a stupid Harry Potter quiz. It's not actually a story, just a random collection of letters put together to form a random collection of words which will, in turn, provide a random collection of potentially amusing sentences. So, enjoy my little freaks!!!
Beware: If you have no sense of humour: DO NOT ENTER!!!
PS. I decided to post this on this spot as well as the HP one because everyone seems so mad at the opposition so I thought they might need a laugh :)

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JEJEMONS..!

posted by snapeislove

The "jejemon" mania is spreading in my country like mad.

I am a Filipino and Im getting really upset because almost half of the 'jejemon' population is in my country. Even my friends greet me through text messages '.,inN DisZ qKinD oFv m4nN3Rr.,' and Im now confused if they're simply Twihards or just some bunch of lunatics. I am also sad because when I search what 'jejemon' means it always come up with explanations that involve my country, am I gonna deny that I am a Filipino? will I curse them all because they're all proud of it? will I beg them to stop the stupidity? I know my options will...

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What's Wrong With Twilight Part 1: New Moon Review

posted by LilysLittleTwin

New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, author of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her second book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell you why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...

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Vampires are not invincible

posted by luv_warriorcatz

All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered you make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. You silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that turtle hiding smugly inside of its shell:...

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Why Twilight doesn't compare to Harry Potter. So I'm going to compare them.

posted by tsmith120

I cannot stress strongly enough the contempt I have for the franchise of Twilight. Or at least the book. The films are more funny than anything else, and honestly I don't hate any of the cast an crew working on it. Having read the source material, I can see they had little to work with.
Harry Potter, on the other hand... I like. I don't LOVE it; I'm no Potterhead by any means, however much I might have been in the past. But it will always hold a very special place for me. I grew up with the books and films, reading and seeing them years apart from each other - growing up along with the characters...

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Breaking Dawn Premiere - London

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HP <3

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Author Photo shoot

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Author Photo shoot

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Breaking Dawn and Deathly Hallows

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Twilight: Thailand

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A Song Influenced by a Harry Potter Character

posted by SnapeOWNSedward

I still love you after all these years.
Thinking of you brings me to tears.
I see you every time I dream
To know you’re gone makes me wanna scream.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart.
I didn’t realize until it was too late
When you had passed the gate.

I thought we’d always be best friends
Too bad it came to an end
Your eyes and voice still haunt me.
Sometimes I wonder if you are just beyond my reach.

Where are you my dear?
Are you near?

I have let sin consume my heart
And I let it tear us apart
I didn’t realize it until it was too late
When you had passed the gate. (2x)

Why am I still here?

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Disney HP Characters

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You have The Grim

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Kristen Stewart looks totally like.....Emma Watson?!

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J.K. Rowling VS Stephenie Meyer

posted by hpotterforever7

Note: I did not write this, I found it off a website, and I don't want to offend anyone with it :)

Harry Potter author J.K Rowling has reportedly turned down the chance to present an award at this year's Oscars ceremony. She claims she is too busy writing to attend the star studded event, where she was offered the opportunity to present an award with Twilight author Stephenie Meyer. On J.K Rowling's official website, she is quoted as saying that writing is her main priority at the moment....but I can't help but wonder if it was Stephenie Meyer who was the reason behind her refusal.

Stephenie...

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After Hours: Why Everyone Wants To Have Sex With Vampires

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"At some point we stopped wanting to slay vampires and started wanting to, ya know, brush our fingers across their glimmering torsos until our tender womanhood aches with the temptation." Credit: Cracked.com

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