This is purely my opinion. NOTE: A lot of these are jokes.
1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist
2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2
3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars
4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something more that being kind of bossy
5. vampires
6. The United States of America
7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.
8. Ron died playing chess
9. Dumbledore gets killed by a unicorn
10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.
11. The chocolate shouldn't be alive
12. They listened to music
13. They drive cars
14. Kristen Stewart should have been cast as Trixy
15. Hermione should have been names Jenny and gets killed at a midnight show by the drunken Mr. Brightside, because she's a cheating...
16. Harry should have Swallowed It
17. Fred and George should have experimented with incest
18. The magic wands should have been bubblewands
19. Voldemort's emotional pain should have manifested itself through a song which expresses how everyone in the world deserves to die.
20. Trixy opens a resturant
21. Voldemort should have thrown Trixy in the furnace
22. Trixy cooks up Rodolphus and serves him to Voldemort
23. Trixy has girly fantasies of marrying
24. Snape forces Hermione to start up a teacher/student affair
25. Hermione dresses up like a guy to get away, while Ron, the Jr. Sailor, sneaks her away.
26. Snape becomes a judge
27. Hermione turns out to be Voldemort's daughter
28. Hermione changes her name to Johanna
29. Trixy should have changed her name to Nellie
30. The picture below
1. Hermione should become an anti-feminist
2. Harry should have killed Dobby in book 2
3. Trixy's torture should have left permanently disfiguring scars
4. Hermione should have bigger flaws. Something more that being kind of bossy
5. vampires
6. The United States of America
7. Ginny becomes a prostitute, as nature would have it.
8. Ron died playing chess
9. Dumbledore gets killed by a unicorn
10. Harry's scar was on the inside of his wrist.
11. The chocolate shouldn't be alive
12. They listened to music
13. They drive cars
14. Kristen Stewart should have been cast as Trixy
15. Hermione should have been names Jenny and gets killed at a midnight show by the drunken Mr. Brightside, because she's a cheating...
16. Harry should have Swallowed It
17. Fred and George should have experimented with incest
18. The magic wands should have been bubblewands
19. Voldemort's emotional pain should have manifested itself through a song which expresses how everyone in the world deserves to die.
20. Trixy opens a resturant
21. Voldemort should have thrown Trixy in the furnace
22. Trixy cooks up Rodolphus and serves him to Voldemort
23. Trixy has girly fantasies of marrying
24. Snape forces Hermione to start up a teacher/student affair
25. Hermione dresses up like a guy to get away, while Ron, the Jr. Sailor, sneaks her away.
26. Snape becomes a judge
27. Hermione turns out to be Voldemort's daughter
28. Hermione changes her name to Johanna
29. Trixy should have changed her name to Nellie
30. The picture below
Oh do you not see, the language so cruciated,
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
By your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do you believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then you are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.
Don't you see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do you not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope you hear, I must hope you see.
But I think, you only see your vanity.
Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...
Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid fan in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...
Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Okay so first of i am going to say again i am a fan of both.But if you would ask me what i like better i think it would probably be Harry Potter.But i want to hear out why do YOU dislike/hate(tho hate it's to of a strong word for a book/movie)Twilight.I want solid arguments not such as : cause the vampires there sparkle , like this Twilight fans could just say 'because Harry has a scar' or 'because they go to a school of magic' or 'because all death eaters are black(mostly)' i mean these are arguments just so you can say something.I tend to believe these days people hate/dislike Twilight just because others do.And i will ask you nicely and be thankful if you could tell me why you don't like it at all/hate it.
i persenally dont like ether series and heres why!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both movies hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!
books
twilight
1) i am a reel vampire and i do not sparkl!!! stephanie shud have dun her reasearch before she wrote a book about vampires!!!
2) bella is a bad roll model!!!
4) edwerd is abusiv!!!
5) its unrealistic!!!
6) its badly writen!!!
7) edwerd is describd to much!!! it gets boring!!!
8) its boring overall!!!
harry potter
1) its not relatble!!!
2) its made for kids!!!
3)harry always beets te bad guy!!! he never looses!!!
4) harry gets away wit everything in skool!!!
5) they hav bad frends!!! ron leaves nd dosnt stay wit harry when peeps make fun of him!!!
6) its boring!!!
7) snape keeps his job even tho he bullys students nd is a deth eater!!!
8) dumbledoor doesnt reely care about harry!!! he leaves him at da durslys even tho they are abusiv!!!
movies
both movies hav bad actors nd the filmers didnt follows the boks the way they were suposed to!!!