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Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile said she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward said it was just because I was giving him the "don’t you dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I suspect Malfoy did it. He does have a habit of doing that to people.

Emily





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace really looks dead. Some weird vampire-doctor-guy has been fallowing me around.
~Draco






Dear Diary,
Someone hit peace with the totallis-thingy. If it was Malfoy I am going to KILL HIM. Again, BAD HABIT! In other words, the stunning charm. I sent carsilile to spy on Malfoy. I told harry not to waste his time on him yet. I have snape whipping up a cure for what happened to peace. I basically have an all access pass to the potions room. When I told harry that and he asked me why. "Well lets just say I have an unlimited source of knowledge mr.hal-" and at that point he said that I had unlimited access to the potions room. WHAT! COUNTDOWN TO SORCERER'S STONE DAY: 1 WEEK!

Amelia





Dear Peace's Diary,
>Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
>b right back!!!!!!!!
>back.
>Emily chased me through most of the school
>I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.
>
>hey,
>it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
>~Peace Malfoy
>
>
>Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
>she looks confused. Uh ill be back
>~Draco





ACK!!!!!! 2morrow we are going to the sorcerer’s stone! And peace is nowhere to be found! Omg I am so dead! I need peace by my side when I battle any evil people that try to kill me. Shoot. Harry said that "there is no way that snape could have done it because Dumbledore could have defeated snape so easily..........Emily? Emily!? Right?" I kind of chocked up at that last part. Eh heh.





Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace seems to be waking up. Uh yeah. Not much to say.
B right bak!!!!!!!!
Back.
Emily chased me through most of the school
I am now back with Peace. She’s awake. She wants to write.

Hey,
it’s me Peace. Uh my head hurts.
~Peace Malfoy

Draco back. Why is peace reaching for my hair STOP THAT
she looks confused. Uh ill be back
~Draco






K we just finished the first challenge to get to the sorcerers stone. Fluffy. Yeah, so called fluffy almost bit my arm off. I am so lucky that I can heal wounds. Eh heh. When we dropped down, Hermionie just told us to relax. Neither me nor Ron could do that very much. Bella came with us. That was not much fun. Bella went down first. Mostly because she saw fluffy and passed out. Oh-wait, harry wanted to write NO HARRY b right back with my next entry after we reach the next challenge.

Emily Potter (well hey peace can do it)





Dear diary,
me and Draco are in the place to get to the stone, I remembered the books and I want Draco to be the hero so we went in it before Quirrel. Fluffy was easy to pass. I just played my flute. The devils snare was easy too. Draco got the flying key for the next one. Next is the chess.

I’ll write again soon
~Peace





Kk, keys, hmmm...
I really don't want to do this" harry said. Ron shrugged "oh come on it'll be a pinch ok?" "Fine" harry said. "Emily do you have any advice for me before I go?"
"Yeah"
"What?"
"Get the key"
Harry glared at me. "Gee thanks, that’s helpful" "you’re welcome" I said cheerfully.

So, harry went off to get the key and we ran for the door. And......that's pretty much it for the Emily diary report for now, we are about to do the chess game and Ron wants me to be the other knight. Yay, I’m good at smashing things. He he he. K bye

The knight Emily






K I’m a knight in wizards chess I totally nailed the queen in the game. WHAT! In the potions, I split the potion with harry. And now........

Em





Voldemort. Knock. Out. Draco. I. write. Back. later
-Peace





Too weird to write, we found peace and Malfoy tied up, with a little note! Hold on-you’ll never believe this:
Dear people,
Hi, sorry about your friends I couldn’t find the sorcerers stone, just this stupid rock. Quirrel’s dead. Off to find myself a new body, bye!
Love,
Lord Voldemort.

After he read it, harry looked up at me and said "is this for real?" "Er-I don’t know" I said "he dots his eyes with little hearts" well this is just- hey- what’s that misty thingy? Oh crap voldemort! HELP!

Emil-





Current status of:
Peace: Blacked out, dreaming of Draco
Draco: Blacked out, dreaming of himself





I spied on Dumbledore and harry: "is all this candy for me-hey- why is there so many empty wrappers on my bed?" "Ah yes" Dumbledore said "Emily came to visit you a while ago" "I swear, that girls stomach is a bottomless pit" harry said. "Hey!" I said. "oh-harry-can I stay with you and the Dursleys over the summer?" harry stared at me. "You’re kidding right?" "No, okay, think of it as this: if Dudley comes and tries to hurt you..." I cracked my knuckles.”Brilliant" harry said. Peace stirred in her bed. "Hey-what’s going on?" she said.


END OF BOOK ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!
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This article was NOT written by me. I found this somewhere else as a comment and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...
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This is a list of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't you think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...
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I'll tell you my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one day my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the books and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that said 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining...
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I've been seeing this question a lot lately. Twilight fans don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this article in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No more than a month. But Bella...
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A werewolf, by most common lore, is a human that has been bitten by another werewolf, so said human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten by Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another popular example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing you must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his or her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This article was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.
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