Okay, so there are a couple things I could be calling this. "A gadzillion reasons why you should really get away from Edward without being scalded with boiling water", "Why orangutans have better sense in how to get off your addiction", and "Vampyrs r awsome <--- What Twilight has done to you." However, I'm quite content with my uber-cool title, but as an alternative, this could just be called clearing a few things up.
edward is hawt-
According to the book, he is "beautiful", just saying. However, considering there are no pictures in Twilight, you're only relying on Robert Pattinson, who's hair, might I say, is demented (but that's a tad off topic...). So, let's eliminate that from our list of reason Twilight is "awsome" BTW, it is aw"E"some.
vampyrs r awsome, wizards suck-
Yeah, I know I spelled vampires wrong,just proving my point here. First off, please read Harry Potter. Second, do YOU have a wand? Did you go to Hogwarts? I mean really, Hogwarts. At least read the books.
theirs no love in hp-
I refuse to steal the limelight out of this one. There is an excellent article on this, so I ask you to do a tad more.
edward is soooooo cute-
I'm going to say that you meant this by character. What the heck has he done for Bella? I mean, he takes her out and follows her around, but has he ever complimented her. He only tries to humiliate her, entrancing her, then breaking her heart. He says he's protecting her, but if he had any sense he'd go away, seeing as he's way to dangerous.
There. If I've been a little harsh, then my fish, Muffin, wrote it.
edward is hawt-
According to the book, he is "beautiful", just saying. However, considering there are no pictures in Twilight, you're only relying on Robert Pattinson, who's hair, might I say, is demented (but that's a tad off topic...). So, let's eliminate that from our list of reason Twilight is "awsome" BTW, it is aw"E"some.
vampyrs r awsome, wizards suck-
Yeah, I know I spelled vampires wrong,just proving my point here. First off, please read Harry Potter. Second, do YOU have a wand? Did you go to Hogwarts? I mean really, Hogwarts. At least read the books.
theirs no love in hp-
I refuse to steal the limelight out of this one. There is an excellent article on this, so I ask you to do a tad more.
edward is soooooo cute-
I'm going to say that you meant this by character. What the heck has he done for Bella? I mean, he takes her out and follows her around, but has he ever complimented her. He only tries to humiliate her, entrancing her, then breaking her heart. He says he's protecting her, but if he had any sense he'd go away, seeing as he's way to dangerous.
There. If I've been a little harsh, then my fish, Muffin, wrote it.
I found this when I randomly looked up "Twihard"
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Twihard-
Stupid obsessive people (mostly teenage girls) who are "in love with fictional characters and wouldn't know a good book if it punched them in the face."
Twihard: "OMG!! Isn't Edward Cullen like so hot??? I'm gonna marry him!!!"
Awesome person who isn't insane: "Dude, he's not real."
Twihard: "How could you say that?! I'm in love with him!!"
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HARRY POTTER PWNS TWILIGHT!!!!!
Okay, so Is anyone else as tired of the Twilight vs. HP argument? Well, I personally prefer Twilight, but Harry Potter is also very good. I think that people should just shut the hell up over it! Every once in a while, someone will talk badly about Twilight and I will defend it, but it is still ridiculous to argue over such nonsense.
-Isabella
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-Isabella
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