what are you top ten things u hate about twilight or Harry Potter

Twilight:
1. Mary Sue - I mean, Stephenie Meyer - I mean, Bella
2. Abusive Relationships = Romantic
3. Pedophilia = Hot
4. Pretty People are good, ugly people are bad
5. Stalking = Hot
6. Way too happy an ending way too easily
7. Lack of action
8. Lack of plot
9. Completely and utterly anti-feminist
10. Shallow as anything

I want to write more! I have so many reasons!

Twilight
1. plotless
2. sexist
3. flawless characters
4. static/flat characters
5. cheesy
6. thesaurus rape
7. Edward
8. Bella
9. overrated
10. the fans

1. I'm not in it
2. Bella stole my name
3. I'm not killing people in it
4. That edward guy is ugly as a house elf
5. Jackob Black stole my name as well
6. He is not a real warewolf, because warewolves can't chose weather they transform or not.
7. If you don't belive me, I have proof
8. I have a friend who is a warewolf
9. I'll kill anyone who likes twilight
10. AVARDA KEDARVA!!!!!!!!!!