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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Question

What did you learn to see and read Twilight?

 I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
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XDRoseLuvsHP said:
Writing Skills:
I learned how NOT to write a book.
I learned how NOT to use the word "chagrin".
I learned how NOT to give my characters personalities.
I learned how to write a story with no plot.
I learned how to write a classic Mary-Sue.

Morals:
Pedophilia is okay because you can't help it.
Abuse is romantic.
Stalking is hot.
Hot people are good, ugly people are bad.
Animals are worthless.
Friends are unimportant. They are meant to be used and forgotten.
Death is bad. Immortality is good. (shallow, much?)
If you feel bad for a few minutes, it's perfectly alright to do it again.
If you don't have a boyfriend, there is no point in living.
Women are weak. Men are strong. Deal with it.
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Agree *applauses*
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
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OMG !! Tooooo true !!!
kwlski4ever posted over a year ago
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*claps*
Confuzzle posted over a year ago
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AND use your friends as much as you can. If they don't let you use them, then they're terrible friends!
TeamSiriusBlack posted over a year ago
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montgomeryraina said:
i kno this is off topic, but how can u hate twilight? Twilight iz the shit!!! I mean i like harry potter and all, but Twilight iz still the shit!
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no, it IS sh*t.
ThatDamnLlama posted over a year ago
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I personally disagree with you, montgomeryraina.
LadyLilith posted over a year ago
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I don't know whether you are insulting the book, montgomeryraina, or praising it.
MissKnowItAll posted over a year ago
ThatDamnLlama said:
I learned that it's okay to love a sparkling stalker that's over one hundred years older then you.
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Agree *applauses*
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
Queenoftard said:
I learned how to NOT write a good book.
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LOL
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
ToyletGnome said:
I learned that women can still be very against woman's rights.
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100% right
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
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Exactly.
MissKnowItAll posted over a year ago
londonsrock said:
The hotties that are in the movie dont hurt it, i am is a suspenful fluff with lots of sexual tension, is fun
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I agree. the hotties in the movie help a lot!!
italiangirl976 posted over a year ago
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XD
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
boolander25 said:
I learned to go against the crowd,not to follow what was "in" and how to brutally honest and tactless. Tw*l*ght sucks. Harry Potter 4ever!!!!
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i agree with you. Toilet sucks. HP 4 EVER!!
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
GostOfTigerstar said:
I learned that it is in fact possible to create a book out of sh*t
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well twilight did
miyaismykitty posted over a year ago
DivyaHarry said:
I learnt that pretty people are typecasted as being dumb and women need to learn cooking.
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miyaismykitty said:
i thought it wud be a waste of time, and i learned it was huge waste my time, that i could have spent readin somthin worth my time, but i read twilight
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potterandtdi said:
I learned that I hope to create a spell that helps eliminate any twilight books and erase anyone's mind that read them.
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Agree *applauses*
I_Hate_Twilight posted over a year ago
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*bows*
potterandtdi posted over a year ago
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If you create it, tell me. I wish to know.
MissKnowItAll posted over a year ago
Vlad_malfoy said:
i learned how to hate...
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chagrin91 said:
May be alot of you guys might hit me for this or hate me but twilight made me realize that love still exist in this world.There are other stories then just romeo and juliet .Now you can also give reference of twilight i love Hp i was and am kind of a fan of Hp it was like the first book i ever read but Twilight is love and life i will always love twilight the pleasure in reading twilight is undescribe able i love twilight its love all the way .I also learned how possesive one can be am not refering to edward am refering to all the Hp fans they are more possesive then twilight fans you try to be frnds with them still they will hate you for loving twilight wich suckx
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really, i thought it was just another stupid teenager love story, we have plenty of those, maybe u shoul look past the section that contains all the twilight books, if u look around there are actually alot of books like that
miyaismykitty posted over a year ago
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Hey hey now, calm down. Well chagrin91 I'd be glad to be your friend. I love HP and hate Twilight, but that doesn't stop me from being friends with Twilight fans. Just as long as they don't act like retarded fangirls I have no problems with them. I disagree with actual love being in Twilight; I personally don't see any actual love in there. But I'm glad that it could do such a good thing in your life. :)
LadyLilith posted over a year ago
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lolzz thank@ladylilith and now to @:miyaismakitty i know alot of other love stories then just twilight and am not a retarted twilight fan am just sick of all this fighting it gets on my nerves i mean sometimes the Hp fans diss you for no reason which i hate and dont tell me it never happened coz it did if not to you but to me it did if you want reference there was this question on some spot i dont remember and this girl called us sluts just for liking edward soo much
chagrin91 posted over a year ago
MissKnowItAll said:
I learned how to be a terrible person, but it's alright to be terrible if I feel bad about it.

I learned that, because I am single, my life is pointless.

I learned 100 different words to describe beauty.

I learned that stalking is OK, but only if he's good-looking.

I learned that paedophilia is OK, because they can't help it.

I learned how to write a terrible, terrible book.
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agreee with 3rd and the lsat one xD Bravo ! *claps*
kwlski4ever posted over a year ago
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Thanks!
MissKnowItAll posted over a year ago
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