FOR HP FANS: How You Kill a Vampire?

I would call up my dear friend Buffy ;)

A real vampire dies under the sun.

if we're talking about the "disco-balls" then i think i would hire the following to do the job:

Aragog
Inferis
VOLDEMORT
Bella (the death eater.. LOL)
Lupin ,the REAL werewolf *whistles*
Peeves (errm.. heehee..)
The HUGE basilisk
Giants

or.. another thing to get rid of the "disco-balls"??

well, just turn off the lights so they'll stop the sickening sparkle..

Fiendfyre: Cursed fire that will actually kill them.
Confringo: It will blast them apart.
Occlumency: So Edward cannot read my mind.
*invites Professor Trelawney so Alice can get distracted* *slightly*
Protego: So we are protected (we meaning wizards, haha).
*invites Greyback and Lupin to tackle the freaking shape-shifters*
*invites Boggart so the vamps get freaked out by what they fear, they get distracted*
*invited Voldemort to do the rest*.

AVADA KEDAVRA! :D

I'd tell them to look in the mirror...
i'd die if i were them!

I would preform the Avada Kedavra curse then rip them apart and burn the pieces. lol.

Just get some werewolves *shape shifters* to do it for me!

umm...

anything i just want ti dead!!!

So, according to Twilight, vampires can be only killed by other vampires. Now there is a very easy solution to this because in the Wizarding World there are vampires (really kick-ass ones!) that can kill Twilight's vampires.
Just hire Sanguini for the job!

I have a few methods (mix and match!)
Sectumsempra: cut them up
Diffindo: cut them up
Expulso: makes them explode
Reducto: makes them explode
Incendio: set them on fire
Confringo: set them on fire
Fiendfyre (possibly?): set them on fire which chases them
Confundus: confuse them
Stupify: knock them out
Petrificus Totalus: they can't move
Crucio (if I'm in the mood): pain!
Avada Kedavera: dead

Don't forget Occlumency! Don't want Edward reading my mind.

I'd just get Moaning Myrtle to stalk and torture them till they feel suicidal...you know how annoying she is...plus, they can't hurt ghosts.

If not, just get Buffy...or Voldemort, either way...

Taking out "garbage" is servant stuff. Let Dobby or Kreacher deal with 'em.

i'd use the crucio curse on them, watch them die of insanity, and laugh like bellatrix lestrange lol. :)

The sun, or a wooden stake in the heart. That's how you kill a real vamp.
If you mean the unvampiristic Sparklepyres, just use Diffinido then Incendio, or call Lupin, Greyback, Voldemort, or Sanguini to do the job. Heck, even Neville could do it!

If you're talking about Meyerpires/Sparklepires (which are NOT real vampires) of course, you shred them into little peices, and then burn them.
But, for REAL vampires, you have to either: Leave them in the sun. Move their coffin. Shove a wooden stake into their heart. Or something along the lines of that.

Get the sun on them....or get my dear friend, the Basilisk on them. Yes, that should do. Oh, not mention getting a fire made, and using Gryffindors sword, :D

Imperio! Dig a grave. *meanwhile I pick out a coffin, I come back* *opens coffin* get in. *takes the curse off and buries him alive* MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hit it with a book called HARRY POTTER

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