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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Question

What if JK Rowling re-writes Twilight

In my wildest dreams, JK Rowling is given the chance to re-write Twilight.. what do you think are the big changes?
 Norberta posted over a year ago
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ToyletGnome said:
I don't think even JKR could salvage Twilight. If she did the entire plot would be different so it would necessarily be 'Twilight', it would be a vampire romance with a plot. Anyway:
1. Real undead vampires
2. The vamps would be dangerous. Edward would've attacked Bella in a point of weakness.
3. The 'werewolves' would never have been called that. They would've been shape shifters (like an animagus) and I think each would probably take a different form.
4. The characters would be deeper
5. The Volturi would be introduced in the first book and would actually be evil.
6. Edward wouldn't stalk Bella and wouldn't be abusive
7. Jacob would've actually had a chance in the fight for Bella.
8. No imprinting and no 'love at first sight'
9. No automatically popular Bella
10. More diversity

In short, plot.
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'ear! 'ear!
Volturrimort posted over a year ago
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good point. " best answer "
llexci posted over a year ago
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*Votes best answer*
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
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amazing
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Mrs-Grint said:
1. The vampires would NOT sparkle.
2. Everyone would a personality <3
3. Edward would not be as creepy.
4. Bella would not be a Mary-Sue
5. There would be no 'dazzling'.
6. The writing would be alot better, and theasaurus's everywhere wouldn't need to carry a rape kit.
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excuse me but can you please not be such a bitch man stealer
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
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nessienjake, you should see me at school. If you do , you'll see I punch others when in a bad mood, honest. So, well, care.
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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Are there any exclamation points in what I said? That just means I'm not shouting, all right?
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
MrsRadcliffe said:
OK.FIRST JK WOULD NEVER DO THAT, SHE DOES HER OWN STORIES.SECOND IT WOULD NOT BE LIKE ANY OF U SAID.STEPH ACTUSLY REALY LIKES HP, AND JK IS NOT EVIL. JK WOULD MAKE HER OWN STORY AND NOT USE HP. AND WHY THE FUCK R WE TALKING ABOUT THIS. THIS IS JUST STUPID.FYI, THEY R REAL WOLVES IN STEPHS WORLD BECAUSE SHE MADE THEAM UP AND THEIR NOT WRONG, NEATHER R THE 1S JK DID, THEIR BOTH RIGHT BECAUSE THEYR TOTAL DIFERENT WORLD SO THEY GOT DIFFERENT CREATURES. VAMPIRES SPARCLE TO CAPTURE ATTENTION AND TRAP THEIR PREYS, AND TO STAND OUT, AND BOTH BOOK SERIES HAVE PLOT [BTW]
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SPEECH IT GIRL AND PROUD!!!! I think u guys got my answer i agree with her.....WHY THE HELL ARE WE EVEN TALKIN ABOUT THIS IT"S PATHETIC!!
Alexyss_Cullen posted over a year ago
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best answer. nicely done. :)
HollieWeasley posted over a year ago
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its because i was yelling
MrsRadcliffe posted over a year ago
DracoFanGirl said:
1. Real werewolves. The shape-shifters would be called Animagi.

2. No sparkles, unless you're making the unbreakable Vow, which your hand shines.

3. Plot

4. Personality

5. No rape kit or thesauruse. (I Avada Kedavra'd that word)
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for gods sake people, get a life, whats the big problem with twilight; seriously, dont judge us twi-harders because you havnt read the books. i luv twilight and hp.oh, and f.y.i. there are real werewolves in twilight, it just so happens that the queleties come from wolves. id tell you the whole story but youd just insult it
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
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DracoFanGirl didn't actually say anything about the Twihards, so i don't know why you said she was judging you guys.
ABDCFan- posted over a year ago
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You do realise that anybody who brings up facts about the books and ways to improve it must've read it, don't you?
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
TEAM-EDWARDxxx said:
Well of course i doubt she would "re-write" Twilight, but if she did, all the Vampires would probably change to Wizards, and the werewolves would probably change too trolls or something.
Then there would be no Twilight.
And the story would be very very boring.

Thats my opinoion :D
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sorry to complaint but not that boring. And since it's a vampire story, it will remain to being a vampire story, and that's that
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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Sure sure, 'bad' is a style of writing. JKR wouldn't make it about wizards, she'd change the meyerpires into vampires. She'd also never call the shapeshifters 'werewolves'.
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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At least wizzards don't sparkle!
LadyL68 posted over a year ago
MadamOcta13 said:
Where do I begin? Nobody would seem "perfect"; everyone, even the hero/s would have a flaw.All of the characters would be interesting and unique-in a cool way (whether they be "good" or "bad"). It would be based on adventure, action, and there would be some kind of war-that doesn't involve a vampire and a werewolf fighting over a girl. If there was some romance in it, it would seem more realistic and not so cheesy. Oh yeah, and there would be alot more humor in it.
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well thats your opinion, but i do see a few points in there. your right, nobody should be perfect. its only the humans that have flaws and the vampires should have flaws instead of only having the problem of being 'monsters'
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
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KellyKoo1, did that mean the humans in Twilight have flaws? I haven't really seen any.
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
sherrilyn said:
That would be devastating and very suprising to fans of both Twilight and Harry Potter
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Well said. I like how you're non-biased. :) And it would, it would destroy the Twitards' and Potheads' lives. :D
sleazy_weasley posted over a year ago
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*Gigglesnort* Potheads XD
Mrs-Grint posted over a year ago
ABDCFan- said:
-The vampires wouldn't sparkle.
-There would be a plot.
-Edward would have flaws.
-There would be no Renesmee(If we're talking about the whole series), cos Edwards sperm would kill Bella's egg.
-Bella wouldn't be so Mary-Sue-sh. (:
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Hear hear! I think that Twilight has some potential. With a competent author, who knows? :)
LadyLilith posted over a year ago
Kersian said:
@zanesaaomgfan

I have to disagree with you. It probably might be more boring for you since a rewritten version of Twilight by JK would be much more longer and have more of a plot. Descriptions would go on for many pages creating a vivid image for us addicts for books. Characters would be more real and seem real. They would have flaws. There would be not just a plot, but subplots along with it. There would be more creatures in there other than vampires and werewolves. Vampires would be vampires and werewolves would be werewolves. It would be in Europe most likely causing the whole story to change. The Volturi would not be called Volturi. There would be more books considering how long a relationship actual forms and works towards marriage and kids. There would be conflict an actual one! Everyone would speak in British accents!
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Here! Here!
Bellatrixxx posted over a year ago
Volturrimort said:
The twi characters will have higher IQs & EQs.
XD
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hahaha
hpcrazee posted over a year ago
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You seem not to understand any concept and writing of any novel. too bad
nessienjake posted over a year ago
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^ Exactly!
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
November99 said:
There would actually be a plot.

And the vampires would not sparkle.
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Hear, hear!
Mrs-Grint posted over a year ago
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hey, is that really nessesary,cmon, have you even read the books; although the sparkling is kind of gay and retarded
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
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Kellykoo1, the entire point of a novel is to have a plot. How would a story be anything wihtout a plot?
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
AprilCandy42 said:
It will be much much better, and the vampires wouldn't be sparklepyres.
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Totally, because straight men don't sparkle!
LadyL68 posted over a year ago
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Yep, only GAYS wear body glitter. No excuses, Meyers!
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
Kellykoo1 said:
she would probably turn the volturi into harry, ron, and hermione and cho chang would be ranata, luna would be jane and the rest of the hp cast would be the volturis soldiers
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FYI NO SHE WOULD NOT! TWILIGHT IS GREAT NOW THERES NO NEED TO CHANGE, AND JK WOULD NOT USE THEM
MrsRadcliffe posted over a year ago
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JK wouldn't change anyone into anything; she'd make it fresh and completely her own.
MadamOcta13 posted over a year ago
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sorry, i get easily irritated, and if you look above, i say that i may write something insulting and then regret it. i agree, the volturi are extremely wimpy and i still wonder 'why was i so pissed when i wrote this?' but like i said, i regret it and i want to apologize. please dont take any of this personally, and forgive me.
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
Sophia21 said:
Plot-twists. Even if Rowling's plot-twists are very predictable, at least she has some.
The only plot-twist Twilight had was when Jacob wanted to kill Reneesme and the next moment he fell in love...Instead of shocking me, which is what plot-twists do, it made me wonder if Twilight's editors had actually read the book before printing it. A good editor would have removed that piece of pedo.
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yep, that's the sort of inapproriate pedophilic action whereas it's most probably the reason why lots of ppl hate Jacob, cause he's a pedo who enjoys being shirtless.
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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okay, im siding with hp on this one. i wouldnt even call that a plot twist, i would call that obvious, why else would jacob have felt that strong connection to bella? i preferred it when she got pissed cuz jacob said that now they could be family. why in the hell would she want him to be her son in law? she had a total makout sene with him and he wants to be her SON-IN-LAW. thats just messed up, i mean who would do that? ok, that is a rhetorical question.
Kellykoo1 posted over a year ago
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ToyletGnome, same here! I felt pity towards Jacob whilst reading the first three books, and just when I was starting to like him, he fell in love with a newborn baby. A part of me died inside, and I refused to keep my Twilight books; I ended up burning them. :)
sleazy_weasley posted over a year ago
hpcrazee said:
i am a die hard twilight fan, but harry potter was came first, so i'm pretty much 50-50, but i really dont think jk would do that! she has an amazing book series of her own and she's already rich beyond belief, so what would be the point?
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Anyway, it would be beyond Copyright rights, LOL
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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totally haha
hpcrazee posted over a year ago
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Norberta said "in my wildest dreams" AKA "What if"
Volturrimort posted over a year ago
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The entire point is that she'd never do it, just what do you think would happen.
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
teamdimitri said:
JK Rowling would never rewrite Twilight.
She wouldn't want to and Stephenie Meyer wouldn't allow it. Twilight is great the way it is.
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Agreed :)
TEAM-EDWARDxxx posted over a year ago
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Team twilight.. you might consider reading the question more carefully. Norberta said "in her wildest dreams" AKA "What if"
Volturrimort posted over a year ago
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twilight is great the way it is and so is HP
hpcrazee posted over a year ago
bonesfan44 said:
It would have a plot and realistic, relatable characters. I would actually enjoy reading it.
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Yes, and the vampyres wouldn't sparkle, right?
sleazy_weasley posted over a year ago
-SlytherinGirl- said:
It wouldn't be Twilight. JK would transform it into something worth reading :P
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'Ear 'ear!
Volturrimort posted over a year ago
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Damn you Volturrimort! I was going to say that!
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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I LOVE YOU. :D
sleazy_weasley posted over a year ago
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HAHAHAHA! You rock<3
LadyLilith posted over a year ago
billisdaman said:
twilight cast would not be a vampires instead there going to be witches!
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There would still be vampires. Just not the glittering types. Too queer.
Volturrimort posted over a year ago
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the glittering types would *hopefully* suffer, and the one's that are real, would be the new vampires
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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Uh...billisdaman, I can't really understand what you said.
LadyLilith posted over a year ago
-ToujoursPur said:
Well, I guess it wouldn't have been bad. While reading, she would have made Edward look nothing more but what he really is - an inhuman being. I believe she would have given all the characters a background story, and a personality - which is what SMeyer never bothered doing. (And no, I don't consider "clumsy" and "hard and cold as granite" personality... -.-"
It could be a decent book, to be honest...
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Bellatrixxx said:
The villains would be really evil. Not the glittery, hand-caressing, all talk and no action types. Siriusly, the Volturis are lame.

And I'll be Edward's Bella!!! Mwahahahaha!
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llexci said:
i think she would do a much better work.

meyer isn't such a good writer. -.-

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zanesaaomgfan said:
Well, Twilight would be just as BORING as HP.
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Why? Please explain.
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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Yeah, explain!
Bellatrixxx posted over a year ago
LadyL68 said:
Then it would not SUCK SO MUCH!!!!!!!
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DivyaHarry said:
She would kill Edward (stake him) and Bella (you know how) in the first book and rid this world of their garbage. Amen.
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Oh Divyakins, you have such a sweet disposition! LOL
Bellatrixxx posted over a year ago
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:)
DivyaHarry posted over a year ago
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DivyaHarry, you and Trelawney should get together some time ;-)
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