What's the weirdest MLIT response you've ever heard?

I can't go on that site, because within no time I'll be screaming my head off from all the stupidity laid out before my eyes, and I'll disturb the whole household.

The one where some girl makes out with her Siberian Husky because he reminds her of Jacob.

"Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT"

First of all, she has a cutout of Edward Cullen. O_o The rest just explains it self.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to fit every single post on the website into an answer.

today, i bought a volvo with my college money, my parents dont know yet...MLIT

Buying a Volvo? Only because of Edward?
That´s abnormal, isn´t it?

There are ones where the person makes the parents follow a volvo through different towns.
Edit: Also, I can't write the whole website on this page. Sorry :(

At my middle school we all get Mac laptops which are white and shiny. We all named them Edward. MLIT It freaked me out

Today, me and my BFF Jessica went to see a movie. i looked for motorcycles guys to give me a ride so i could see Edward's face like Bella did. (: MLIT.

That's just creepy. She looked for motorcycle guys like Bella did. Does she want to get raped? Jeez, it is just a book people! If you do have a near-death expierience YOU WILL NOT SEE EDWARD CULLEN'S FACE. Sheesh...

I think I've only been on there once, but I remember some guy (yes, an actual guy) said he went to see New Moon with his girlfriend and found out that he is Team Jacob, haha.

Not really weird, but I laughed.

Oh, I just found a funny/awesome one:

"The Department of Magical Affairs is investigating claims of sparkling vampires and shapeshifting wolves nearly starting a war with Italy. This is a matter of Magical Security. Do not be alarmed, we have the situation under control. Thank you and please contact local aurors is assistance is needed."

link

"Today, I realized that whenever I eat food, I feel guilty and regret it because I think it might make me seem unattractive to a vampire. MLIT"

That post is what truly made me a Twilight hater.

today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

Today, while playing Bella's Lullaby on my kazoo the phone rang. I picked up and said "I love you Edward." My boyfriend thought I was cheating on him and broke up with me. MLIT

well.. there are many..

I woke up this morning and said to my mom my neck hurts then she said well you fell off your bed and stayed on the floor last night thats probably why and I said oh I thought Edward came to life from one of my posters and bit me so then we can be together forever and she started laughing at me! MLIT

scary..


On my computer i have my weather set to Forks and when its sunny i get a little disappointed because the Cullens cant come outside. MLIT

emm...

Today, I was in my kitchen. I was hungry. I got some ice cream from the freezer. The cold air from the freezer reminded me of Edward. I ate it with a spoon. The spoon reminded me of a fork. I realized that the sun was shining on my ice cream and making it sparkle. MLIT

i can never eat ice cream again... and it's not because of 2 girls 1 cup.

some people are obbsessed. there was one which waas having a "twilight themed" prom!!! i would nt go to that prom. another, is their Biology teacher letting them watch Twilight because it makes them understnd "prophase" i mean WTF no it doesn't!

OK , not so weird , but . .
Today, I looked up the weather in Forks and I saw that it was 46 degrees...and I wondered how Edward felt at school today.
Wtf ? =_=
Another . .
Everyday that I wake up to find sunny blue skies, I'm secretly happy to have just one thing in my life that Bella would be jealous of. MLIT.

"Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT"

What.The.Hell.Is.Wrong.With.These.Girls?

I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.

Oh, my god.... WTF?

All the entries on MLIT are weird but...

Every time I see a sign that says Volvo i get excited.MLIT

Really? A volvo is just a car people...

EDIT: I found one that's worse...

Today I covered my boyfriend with glitter and made him stand in the big walk in fridge at work so he would be like Edward :) MLIT

Today, I punched my guy friend in the face. He laughed. I did not break my hand, but it really hurt. I brightened up a little thinking of Twilight. MLIT

wtf?

But here at some of the great comments:

Yeah cause punching people in the face makes everyone happy!! /End sarcasticness/ ~Trixie


Next time he'll think twice before calling you a mud--oh, whatever

There are too many to say, however, in the 'Top 100', the first best response is:

Today, I realised that on bad days I come onto this website to cheer myself up and to make me feel happy. Not because I am in love with Edward and Jacob, or wish I was Bella but because it makes me glad to think there are SADDER people in the world. MLINT. <-- Awesomeness, I reckon ay?

They’re all weird. Not just one or two. ALL. I got scared half way through reading them. I like Twilight, but apparently I need to stop liking it. Or I’ll become as demented as a lot of those people sound!

there are a few i saw before i gave up ill get an early start on it tomarow

Today my friend told everyone she was a vampire and was adopted by the Cullens, she then smiled evilly and said Bella was taken care of and Edward was hers. MLIT

what the flip is wrong with these people

Today I met a guy who likes Twilight. He's a keeper. MLIT

not the reason to choose a boyfriend

Today my friend took a bite of an orange. She flinched and said "whoa, it's strong.... but not as strong as Edward," and walked away dramatically. MLIT

i thought they only put drugs in brownies not ornges

Today, my sister and I played Lego Batman. We soon realized that Catwoman can dazzle the enemies. I screamed, "SHE'S EDWARD CULLEN!!!" My sister proceeded to laugh and then said whenever I had to dazzle the workers to open doors, "Dazzle them, Edward!"

thats just mean to catwoman

seiriesly GET A LIFE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!

They all kinda creeped the shit out of me :o


But these ones were really weird....


Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep.MLIT


Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car! MLIT!




That website is full of creeps :o

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.---- MLIT


Last year, I was on the yearbook staff. Every single page I worked on (which was quite a lot) there is a hidden twilight reference. I even specifically requested the Baseball page for this purpose. My best one: photoshopping Edward's face onto a person in the background of a photo. MLIT!



I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

i have 3 words - What.The.Hell