Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Why I hate Twilight:

1. The plot. Mostly because there is no plot.

2. Bella Swan. She's shallow, selfish, a Mary-Sue, and stupid. She lusts (Not love. Lust.) Edward because he's hot and he smells good. She abandons her friends. She's 'perfect'. Perfect = dull = boring.

3. Edward Cullen. He is a 100-year-old sparkling virgin who watches a 17-year-old girl sleep. Need I say more?

4. Renesmee. DEMON CHILD! DEMON CHILD! ("Hairspray" reference)

5. Stephenie Meyer. She writes a whole series based off of a wet dream. She ruined vampire and werewolf mythology, and she can't write for her life. She gives women a bad name.

6. The characters. The whole story revolves and Edward and Bella. Bella and Edward. SMeyer leaves out the minor characters. None of the characters develop and change, like how characters should.

7. SMeyer is a weak writer. She's afraid to kill off characters, because 'they are perfect and deserve to live'. JKR wasn't afraid to kill her characters, even the ones we've come to know and love. And guess what? It didn't ruin the story, it made it better - relatable and understanding. People - friends, family - die in the real world. It's a fact of life.

8. The happy ending. There are no such things as happy endings. How old are we? 5? People old enough to read Twilight should understand that life is hard, and a book with a perfect and happy ending won't teach any lessons on how to get us through the worst of times.

9. Where are the themes? 'It is important to have a boyfriend to solve all your worthless problems' is a bad theme. Harry Potter has life lessons on confronting fears, facing hardship, sticking close to the ones you love, and much more.

10. The movies. I gotta hand it to ya guys, the movies, especially the first, were very enjoyable. The Twilight movie made my evening. It was such a good laugh. For most horrible films, you never want to see them again. But for Twilight, you think, "Is this real? Did they actually make a movie this bad? Is it a spoof?" Yeah. The movie was hilarious, and I will keep on watching it again and again.

11. The fans. I'm not going into this. We all know what the fans are like. *sigh*

12. The stupidity of it all. Sparkling vampires, fangirls gone mad, horrible books making a best seller, you get the picture.

Sorry I couldn't only give one reason why I hate it. That's impossible when it comes to something as laughable and horrible as *cough weeze cough* Tw- Tw*l*ght.

Twilight: The lack of even one strong female character.

Serious lack of development in terms of characters and plot.

Twilight: Weak females.

Twilight: You can't use the main female character as a role model, because of her mary-sueness.
Also, it's a very laughable and pathetic book with no plot. *sighs*

The only things I like about this whole Twilight saga thing are the soundtracks. Only because they've introduced me to new bands, and they have good music on them (well some of the songs are good).

Twilight: The Villians. They aren't evil enough for me. Villians are suppose to be the ultimate evil. They kill and everything. The volturi are just lazy. I also read a literature magazine that my teacher had with villians in it. Voldemort was in it. Apparently, his Pet Peeve (I thought of Peeves) is people calling him Tommy XD.
Also, there isn't any blood and guts. I'm more of a Edgar-Allan-Poe-Written-Style fan and J.K. Rowling supplies my need for that writing nicely.

i don't hate hp but i do hate its fans who keep on critcizing twilight and abusing it on no strong basis or inauthentic information and the proof can be seen in the above answers

I don't hate harry Potter i seen one movie of harry potter and that it i kinda don't understand the whole dark magic and where is god in the movie?

Couldn't of said it better than ThatDamnLlama(: