Willy Wonka Discovered Wizard
Willy Wonka, chocolate maker, is actually a wizard. He has been hiding it for years, and left no evidence, but one day, at an interview, an oompa loompa learned english and squealed to us that he uses magic. Willy Wonka makes chocolate and cany that has been bewitched, and amuses muggles, like candy that never dissappears, gum that lets you blow giant bubbles. And after the muggles found out, the Wizarding world is in peril, and there have also been sightings, and killings, of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Is Harry Potter Mental?
A picture was taken of Harry Potter, cursing a white rabbit, and shouting I AM MENTALLY STABLE! Is it real? If you think so, then AUGUST FOOLS!
¡suoǝllɐƃ 05 ʎluo ¡ǝldɹnd puɐ 'ʍollǝʎ 'ǝnlq 'pǝɹ uı sǝɯoɔ ¡ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇsoɯlɐ oʇ ʇɔɐǝɹ puɐ ɹǝʍsuɐ uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥ ʞlıs 'ʇɟos ɐ ¡ʇɐɥ ƃuıʞlɐʇ
¡ɟlǝsɯıɥ ʎɹɹɐɥ ǝʞıl ʇsnɾ ʞool puɐ spuǝıɹɟ ɹnoʎ ǝzɐɯɐ ¡ɹɐɔs ooʇʇɐʇ ʎɹɐɹodɯǝʇ ɹǝʇʇod ʎɹɹɐɥ ¡ʍǝu
Willy Wonka, chocolate maker, is actually a wizard. He has been hiding it for years, and left no evidence, but one day, at an interview, an oompa loompa learned english and squealed to us that he uses magic. Willy Wonka makes chocolate and cany that has been bewitched, and amuses muggles, like candy that never dissappears, gum that lets you blow giant bubbles. And after the muggles found out, the Wizarding world is in peril, and there have also been sightings, and killings, of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.
Is Harry Potter Mental?
A picture was taken of Harry Potter, cursing a white rabbit, and shouting I AM MENTALLY STABLE! Is it real? If you think so, then AUGUST FOOLS!
¡suoǝllɐƃ 05 ʎluo ¡ǝldɹnd puɐ 'ʍollǝʎ 'ǝnlq 'pǝɹ uı sǝɯoɔ ¡ƃuıɥʇʎuɐ ʇsoɯlɐ oʇ ʇɔɐǝɹ puɐ ɹǝʍsuɐ uɐɔ ʇɐɥʇ ʇɐɥ ʞlıs 'ʇɟos ɐ ¡ʇɐɥ ƃuıʞlɐʇ
¡ɟlǝsɯıɥ ʎɹɹɐɥ ǝʞıl ʇsnɾ ʞool puɐ spuǝıɹɟ ɹnoʎ ǝzɐɯɐ ¡ɹɐɔs ooʇʇɐʇ ʎɹɐɹodɯǝʇ ɹǝʇʇod ʎɹɹɐɥ ¡ʍǝu
Is He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named back?
On the 16 of August, at midnight, Harry Potter saw visions of You-Know-Who coming back, alive. We couldn't believe it, and we went straight to the sorce to do an interview.
Bob (Interviewer): So Harry, what was your vision like?
Harry: Well, I saw Voldemort, I mean he was making... a potion
Bob: Of what?
Harry: I don't know.
Bob: Why aren't you at Hogwarts?
Harry: That's kinda off topic...
This has been a Quibbler interview.
˙ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 01 ˙ʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ suoıʇod ¡uıʍ oʇ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ ʇsɐɟ sɐ sʇuɐıpǝɹƃuı ǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ uı xıɯ ¡ǝɯɐƃ pɹɐoq uoɹplnoɔ ¡ʍǝu
ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 001 ¡ǝƃunoʇǝlsɹɐd ʞɐǝds oʇ uɹɐǝl puɐ 'ƃuıʎɐs ǝɹɐ sǝʞɐus ʇɐɥʍ ɹɐǝɥ ¡ɹǝʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝʞɐus ¡ʍǝu
On the 16 of August, at midnight, Harry Potter saw visions of You-Know-Who coming back, alive. We couldn't believe it, and we went straight to the sorce to do an interview.
Bob (Interviewer): So Harry, what was your vision like?
Harry: Well, I saw Voldemort, I mean he was making... a potion
Bob: Of what?
Harry: I don't know.
Bob: Why aren't you at Hogwarts?
Harry: That's kinda off topic...
This has been a Quibbler interview.
˙ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 01 ˙ʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ suoıʇod ¡uıʍ oʇ uɐɔ noʎ sɐ ʇsɐɟ sɐ sʇuɐıpǝɹƃuı ǝɥʇ ɟo llɐ uı xıɯ ¡ǝɯɐƃ pɹɐoq uoɹplnoɔ ¡ʍǝu
ɥ puɐ s + sǝlʞɔıs 001 ¡ǝƃunoʇǝlsɹɐd ʞɐǝds oʇ uɹɐǝl puɐ 'ƃuıʎɐs ǝɹɐ sǝʞɐus ʇɐɥʍ ɹɐǝɥ ¡ɹǝʇɐlsuɐɹʇ ǝʞɐus ¡ʍǝu
The Quibbler
The History of Milk and Other Potions
Milk, as you know, was found by wizards. It all started when a wizard named Jonas Milk, who made a bone strengthening potion. He was finishing the potion, when he had to attend a wedding. His butler took the potion, tasted it, and sold it. Luckily, Milk left out the final ingrediant, if he finished it, the wizarding world would be in peril.
˙ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ʇɹoɯǝpןoʌ ʍɐs ǝɥs ɟı 'op pןnoʍ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ uoıʇɔıɟ ǝpɐɯuɐɟ ɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇıpǝ ʇxǝu ɹno uı
¡uoıʇɔıɟ uɐɟ
¡suoǝןןɐb 03 ʎןuo ¡sɹoןoɔ puɐ sǝzıs ןןɐ ¡ǝןɐs ɹoɟ sǝɯoub uǝpɹɐb
¡ǝɯoub ɐ ʎnq
The History of Milk and Other Potions
Milk, as you know, was found by wizards. It all started when a wizard named Jonas Milk, who made a bone strengthening potion. He was finishing the potion, when he had to attend a wedding. His butler took the potion, tasted it, and sold it. Luckily, Milk left out the final ingrediant, if he finished it, the wizarding world would be in peril.
˙ʞɔɐq ǝɯɐɔ ʇɹoɯǝpןoʌ ʍɐs ǝɥs ɟı 'op pןnoʍ ǝɥs ʇɐɥʍ ʇnoqɐ uoıʇɔıɟ ǝpɐɯuɐɟ ɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ 'uoıʇıpǝ ʇxǝu ɹno uı
¡uoıʇɔıɟ uɐɟ
¡suoǝןןɐb 03 ʎןuo ¡sɹoןoɔ puɐ sǝzıs ןןɐ ¡ǝןɐs ɹoɟ sǝɯoub uǝpɹɐb
¡ǝɯoub ɐ ʎnq