When I Come Around
Correct lyric: No time to search the world around
'Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around.

misheard lyric: No time to search for Waldo now
Do you know where he'll be found?
If he comes around

Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life
correct lyric: But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.

misheard lyric: The Indian is right
I hope you have the time of your life.

Lol, :P

Correct lyric: Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.

Misheard lyric: Welcome to this new suspension, all across the idiot nation.

Correct lyrics: can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind,fuck america.

Misheard lyrics: can you hear the sound of the stereo? The stub men all mind fuck America.

scattered
correct: ive got some scattered pictures lying on my bedroom floor
misheard: ive got some scattered b*tches lying on my bedroom floor xD

F.O.D

Correct: I'm taking pride in telling you to fuck off and die

What I thought he was saying for a pathetically long time : I'm taking pride in *something something* coffee grounds