OMG. By far the MOST depressing episode I've seen...
Gossip Girl 2x14—“In the realm of the Basses”
I make crazy speedy thoughts comments on the episodes during them and during the commercial break and I have decided to extend them to the Gossip Girl Fanpop Spot instead of just the Spoiler Thread. Enjoy! And if it doesn’t make sense…it’s probably best for you to watch the episode while you attempt to interpret them. ;p
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*squeals* Gaaaaah……too many stupid long commercials!!! *cries* *hyperventilates* Oh daaaaaang. Gossip Girl…oh daang. *sigh* Oh Chuck and Blair! *cries* “All Chucked Up”??? OH *sigh* Poor poor Chuck. It begins. Serena…partying…oh dear. Aww…D. Jenny? High school! Wow. Aww…Serena and Eric! I love them. =) Aww…Blair….she’s thinking of Chuckie. Oh Chuck!!! *cries* Don’t do it! Come back to us! *wimpers* And Eric knows about it all…obviously. Rufus…uh? Sculptor?Hmm. Avoiding topics, methinks. Rufus/Dan….? Haha. No hugs. Lol. Haha. Dorota, come on! Lol. Blair….hiding pain I think. *gasp* Chuck’s back. OMG. Can’t run away from it. Oh dear…Penelope…Hazel…*slaps self* Oh Nelly!!! Jenny is so beautiful. I have decided. DON’T get involved. Hmmm. Oh Blair. Way to be snappy. Stupid grin. Oh Chuck…..*cries* Oh Chuck!!!! Oh Blair Oh Dorota! Oh maaaaan. Oh Blair!!! I could cry! She’s going to. Wow. Dan/Rufus……oh Lily. Hehehe. There is NO other way. Dan/Serena awkwardness…wow. *gasp* Broke up with Aaron. YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Awwwww…..omg!!! I love them! Yay!! Kissing again!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! *proud* wow. That was an intense first 10 minutes. I almost died with Chuck and Blair…and omg…the tears totally almost came.
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Part 2-
School….serena blair! Yay! Oh poor….oh blair…..oh dan/serena….yay, but what is the OTHER thing?! Don’t regret your confession B!!!! Come on!!! He felt bad…and thought she deserved better!!! Rufus/Lily tension…oh maaaaaaan. Just tell him, even though he’s dead. Lol. Oh Lily. *sigh* slurping. Wow. Poor Nelly! *tear* But I am LOOOOOOOVING the Eric/Jenny action. Wow. Love the tights. Hate her. Aww…Eric. HA! WHATEVER. Aww…Nelly. Haha. Hazel clean my shoe. Awww…Chuck. Aww Blair. Oh Chuck! Aww…Chuck. *cries* Yeah really…. “who are you?” yes, tell us. *cries* BUSTED. Aww…dan/serena. Wow. Rufus…something tells me you’ve been turned around. I am proud of you Blair. Oh dear. Oh Chuck….oh blair…oh Jack. *cries* Oh Chuck….*cries* oh man!!! This is sooooo depressing!!!! I’m gonna die…I wanna die…this is WORSE than I thought…*cries*
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Part 3-
Okay, it’s back! Yes! *jumps for joy* Rufus dan jenny awkward…hmm. Lol. 9 levels hotter. Haha. Wow. Jeez…too much non-telling. Haha. I bet he’s heartbroken. Oh dear. Rufus, lay off. For seriously. Oh Nelly! Blair…wow. Haha. I’m SO proud of Blair. Way to teach them a lesson. Lol. Blair leaving them…XD Awesome. Way to grow up, B. SNEAK AROUND, D & S! Awww B…..yes, it’s different. Aww…B! Awww she’s gonna cry. Awww…Blair!!!!! “I couldn’t see him anymore” haha. Their table…awesome. Lol. Haha. Jenny, I love you. Lol. Oh jeez penelope…drama much? Lol. Keep counting. Haha XD Awesome. Wow. Lame penelope. Oh Victrola….oh goodness. There he is. Oh Blair…*cries* I’m dying…they were kissing. Oh Chuck…I’m dying….I am soooooooo crying. Poor Blair. OMG!!! I can’t believe he said that love thing!!! *cries* “or were you going to tell me you love me again?” *dies* Awww….good Serena….go with Blair. Now what Dan? Now what. Hmmm….map…hmmm….wow. Someone figured something out. Hmm…Dan.
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Oh B! ten minutes…oh man….oh B!!!!! *cries* Whoa. The things she knows….Oh dang. Oh dang. Oh dang. Wow. Rufus, JERK! That’s right. I’m proud of you Dan. Aww…B…you look gorgeous. Awww…B. I am proud? Somehow? *sigh* oh dear. Oh jeez….Chuck/Dan….hmm. Wow. It’s like he’s halfway decent b/c of what Dan did for Bart. Wow. Serena. Oh no. *shakes head* wow. Too short of a segment for real.
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Part 5-
Colony club. =) I am proud of this scene. Lol. Ducks…blind children. XD Hmmm. I hate these women. Don’t give in, B! Oh man. I’m proud of you, Blair. *proud* haha. Dorota. That smirk is classic. Lol. XD Oh dear…Victrola….oh Eric. Awww….poor Eric. At least he acknowledged him as a good little brother. Oh I’m proud of you jenny. Wow. Nelly. That’s ridiculous. Aww Jenny changed. Yay. =) Awww….Lily Rufus. Come on Rufus, be gentle…please. *sgih* wow. Good. Tell him. Dan/Serena…..talk. Good. Oh Blair. Jack, go AWAY! Oh no. the rooftop! *gasp* Oh Chuck! Be careful. Oh no!!!! oh no!!! Chuck, DON’T FALL!!! Somebody save him!!!!!! *wimpers* Where the heck is Nate?!?! Honeslty. *grumbles*
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Part 6-
*gasp* rooftop, oh chuck…..oh chuck….oh Blair. Oh please Chuck. Oh good….Blair. Oh yay. Hug. Oh yay. Oh good. Oh he apologized. Oh good. Wow. Dan won’t tell….hmmm. *gasp* Blair did something on New year’s….what did she do?! *cries* oh man. Rufus…Lily…ok, *deep breath*…finally that get away…just a little different. Oh maaaaaaan………
…PROMO?
OMG. Did Blair sleep with JACK?! *dies* OMG. I can’t believe it….I can’t believe it…*cries* after EVERYTHING. She SLEPT with Jack. Wait. What if that was the only way he’d go to find Chuck? Wow.
Gossip Girl 2x14—“In the realm of the Basses”
I make crazy speedy thoughts comments on the episodes during them and during the commercial break and I have decided to extend them to the Gossip Girl Fanpop Spot instead of just the Spoiler Thread. Enjoy! And if it doesn’t make sense…it’s probably best for you to watch the episode while you attempt to interpret them. ;p
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Part 1-
*squeals* Gaaaaah……too many stupid long commercials!!! *cries* *hyperventilates* Oh daaaaaang. Gossip Girl…oh daang. *sigh* Oh Chuck and Blair! *cries* “All Chucked Up”??? OH *sigh* Poor poor Chuck. It begins. Serena…partying…oh dear. Aww…D. Jenny? High school! Wow. Aww…Serena and Eric! I love them. =) Aww…Blair….she’s thinking of Chuckie. Oh Chuck!!! *cries* Don’t do it! Come back to us! *wimpers* And Eric knows about it all…obviously. Rufus…uh? Sculptor?Hmm. Avoiding topics, methinks. Rufus/Dan….? Haha. No hugs. Lol. Haha. Dorota, come on! Lol. Blair….hiding pain I think. *gasp* Chuck’s back. OMG. Can’t run away from it. Oh dear…Penelope…Hazel…*slaps self* Oh Nelly!!! Jenny is so beautiful. I have decided. DON’T get involved. Hmmm. Oh Blair. Way to be snappy. Stupid grin. Oh Chuck…..*cries* Oh Chuck!!!! Oh Blair Oh Dorota! Oh maaaaan. Oh Blair!!! I could cry! She’s going to. Wow. Dan/Rufus……oh Lily. Hehehe. There is NO other way. Dan/Serena awkwardness…wow. *gasp* Broke up with Aaron. YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!! Awwwww…..omg!!! I love them! Yay!! Kissing again!!! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!! *proud* wow. That was an intense first 10 minutes. I almost died with Chuck and Blair…and omg…the tears totally almost came.
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Part 2-
School….serena blair! Yay! Oh poor….oh blair…..oh dan/serena….yay, but what is the OTHER thing?! Don’t regret your confession B!!!! Come on!!! He felt bad…and thought she deserved better!!! Rufus/Lily tension…oh maaaaaaan. Just tell him, even though he’s dead. Lol. Oh Lily. *sigh* slurping. Wow. Poor Nelly! *tear* But I am LOOOOOOOVING the Eric/Jenny action. Wow. Love the tights. Hate her. Aww…Eric. HA! WHATEVER. Aww…Nelly. Haha. Hazel clean my shoe. Awww…Chuck. Aww Blair. Oh Chuck! Aww…Chuck. *cries* Yeah really…. “who are you?” yes, tell us. *cries* BUSTED. Aww…dan/serena. Wow. Rufus…something tells me you’ve been turned around. I am proud of you Blair. Oh dear. Oh Chuck….oh blair…oh Jack. *cries* Oh Chuck….*cries* oh man!!! This is sooooo depressing!!!! I’m gonna die…I wanna die…this is WORSE than I thought…*cries*
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Part 3-
Okay, it’s back! Yes! *jumps for joy* Rufus dan jenny awkward…hmm. Lol. 9 levels hotter. Haha. Wow. Jeez…too much non-telling. Haha. I bet he’s heartbroken. Oh dear. Rufus, lay off. For seriously. Oh Nelly! Blair…wow. Haha. I’m SO proud of Blair. Way to teach them a lesson. Lol. Blair leaving them…XD Awesome. Way to grow up, B. SNEAK AROUND, D & S! Awww B…..yes, it’s different. Aww…B! Awww she’s gonna cry. Awww…Blair!!!!! “I couldn’t see him anymore” haha. Their table…awesome. Lol. Haha. Jenny, I love you. Lol. Oh jeez penelope…drama much? Lol. Keep counting. Haha XD Awesome. Wow. Lame penelope. Oh Victrola….oh goodness. There he is. Oh Blair…*cries* I’m dying…they were kissing. Oh Chuck…I’m dying….I am soooooooo crying. Poor Blair. OMG!!! I can’t believe he said that love thing!!! *cries* “or were you going to tell me you love me again?” *dies* Awww….good Serena….go with Blair. Now what Dan? Now what. Hmmm….map…hmmm….wow. Someone figured something out. Hmm…Dan.
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Part 4-
Oh B! ten minutes…oh man….oh B!!!!! *cries* Whoa. The things she knows….Oh dang. Oh dang. Oh dang. Wow. Rufus, JERK! That’s right. I’m proud of you Dan. Aww…B…you look gorgeous. Awww…B. I am proud? Somehow? *sigh* oh dear. Oh jeez….Chuck/Dan….hmm. Wow. It’s like he’s halfway decent b/c of what Dan did for Bart. Wow. Serena. Oh no. *shakes head* wow. Too short of a segment for real.
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Part 5-
Colony club. =) I am proud of this scene. Lol. Ducks…blind children. XD Hmmm. I hate these women. Don’t give in, B! Oh man. I’m proud of you, Blair. *proud* haha. Dorota. That smirk is classic. Lol. XD Oh dear…Victrola….oh Eric. Awww….poor Eric. At least he acknowledged him as a good little brother. Oh I’m proud of you jenny. Wow. Nelly. That’s ridiculous. Aww Jenny changed. Yay. =) Awww….Lily Rufus. Come on Rufus, be gentle…please. *sgih* wow. Good. Tell him. Dan/Serena…..talk. Good. Oh Blair. Jack, go AWAY! Oh no. the rooftop! *gasp* Oh Chuck! Be careful. Oh no!!!! oh no!!! Chuck, DON’T FALL!!! Somebody save him!!!!!! *wimpers* Where the heck is Nate?!?! Honeslty. *grumbles*
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Part 6-
*gasp* rooftop, oh chuck…..oh chuck….oh Blair. Oh please Chuck. Oh good….Blair. Oh yay. Hug. Oh yay. Oh good. Oh he apologized. Oh good. Wow. Dan won’t tell….hmmm. *gasp* Blair did something on New year’s….what did she do?! *cries* oh man. Rufus…Lily…ok, *deep breath*…finally that get away…just a little different. Oh maaaaaaan………
…PROMO?
OMG. Did Blair sleep with JACK?! *dies* OMG. I can’t believe it….I can’t believe it…*cries* after EVERYTHING. She SLEPT with Jack. Wait. What if that was the only way he’d go to find Chuck? Wow.
