• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkGeorgina: Judging by the size of the sock on the doorknob, I didn't want to knock.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: You can't outbid me. How do you expect to win?
Blair: Your lack of focus.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkVanessa: Okay, fine, I understand, you can't give out class schedules. But, please, I just need to know if he goes here.
Registrar girl: There's no record of a Scott Adler in our system.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkDan: You're being pretty open-minded about this whole Georgina thing.
Serena: Well, it's just that I've never been more pleasantly surprised than when I started dating Carter.
Dan: Dating? You're dating Carter Baizen now? Is Chuck not available?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkEric: Whoa, '72 Bowie is a dead ringer for Shakira.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkSerena and Vanessa: [to Dan] Please tell me it was Blair and not Georgina!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: Dan?
Dan: Oh. Of course.
Serena: Did I just catch you on a walk of shame?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: [to Dan] From Serena to Georgina? Quite a fall, even for you.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Oh ... Eww! Ewww!! EWWWW! I'm wearing a glove and I still wanna wash my hands!
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I have a big meeting in a few hours.
Blair: A few hours is hours from now.
Chuck: Seriously. It's important. I have to keep my focus. It's with Sean McPherson. I've only got one shot at this with him ...
Blair: As opposed to me, who's just some endless vault of do-overs?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Guys like Carter don't change, S.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkScott: Vanessa, I lied to you because I had to.
Vanessa: That's not good enough.
Scott: My name's not Adler, it's Rossin. I'm Rufus and Lily's son.
Gossip Girl: I hope everyone's policies are paid up, because it looks like we're on a collision course.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: What are you proposing?
Chuck: We don't go to the auction. Neither one of us gets the photo. It's the only way.
Blair: I already have my bidding paddle.
Chuck: I'm sure we can find some other use for it.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I see you didn't bring your sidekick this evening. Probably for the best, this place doesn't accept IOUs. Some guys just are-
Serena: Who they are? That's exactly what Blair just said.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: I came to apologize.
Blair: So apologize.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I can't believe you lied to me! Using sex to distract me?!
Chuck: I learned from the best. [pauses] She stole my shoes?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I want you to have this.
Chuck: Why?
Blair: Because I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: How do you know?
Chuck: Because you believe in me.
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: I've booked the penthouse. What do you say we christen my legacy? Or do you need to be bribed?
• Season 3, Episode 3: "The Lost Boy" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: He has to answer to a board, Serena. And board members tend not to approve of clubs with coat check girls who give happy endings.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: I'll win you know. I ruled at Constance and I will rule here!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Apparently higher education doesn't make for smarter decisions. So take out your notebooks and sharpen your pencils, kids. Gossip Girl's going to college, and this class has a lot to learn.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: [in bed] You were right about the dorms. The lighting is awful. You okay?
Chuck: [sleepy] I am now.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: There's a reason I always come back to your Carter, and it's not because you're my bad habit.
Carter: What then?
Serena: You're the only one who understood why I wanted to find my father. You were there for me through all of that and I trust you.
Carter: Anyone would have done the same thing.
No they wouldn't have. I don't want anyone else. I want you.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkRufus: [to Serena] I know I'm not the first guy that your mom's brought into your life, but if you and Eric will let me, I'd really like to be more to you than just Lily's most recent husband. Let me help you with this.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkCarter: Serena, listen to you, what's your deal? You're acting out because daddy doesn't love you? Is that why you skipped out on Brown too?
Serena: Please ...
Carter: No. I told you how I felt and you blew me off until you needed someone to do your dirty work. Well, it's time to find a new bad habit, because it's not gonna be me anymore.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkJesus freak: We thought our little lamb had been lost for good!
Georgina: I AM lost for good.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDan: [takes mic] Hi, I'm Dan. I just wanted to let everybody know that Blair Waldorf, over there, invited some people from Georgina's past just so she could embarrass her. But you know, we're all in college here, and college is a place where you're not judged by what you believe, and the friends you make, you're here to make new friends and start over. So the last time I checked, this party was pretty fun, right? [crowd murmurs] So ... who wants to leave with Blair? [silence] Who wants to stay here and drink cheap beer with ME!? [crowd cheers] It's a no-brainer!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Most of you don't know me. My name is Blair Waldorf. But a lot of you know my roommate who threw this amazing party, Georgina! I know, Georgina rocks, right? It's funny, I never knew a Jesus freak could throw such a good party, but I guess I was wrong. So everybody raise a glass, or a plastic cup of foam, to the coolest Christian I know, Georgina Sparks!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Nate: I thought your theory was that if we got to know each other, we'd break up.
Bree: Maybe I'm revising my theory.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBree: A cargo shorts fetish definitely goes in the minus column.
Nate: I was like 12 years old!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkKatie: So was everyone in your high school totally jealous of Dan for being such a great writer?
Blair: Dan's a writer?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.1 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Forget the Four Horsemen. The real sign that the world is coming to an end? Blair Waldorf needing Dan Humphrey to rescue her from social extinction.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • PermalinkSerena: [to Rufus] You know you're more scared of my mother than I am?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Face it Blair. Once upon a time in a far off land, you were a queen. Here you're just a loser who will never fit in.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: So if you're not trying to sabotage me then what is this? First you deliberately ruin my sushi party and now you're making your move!
Georgina: This paranoia has got to stop, Blair.
Blair: I am NOT paranoid. I'm right. Why else would you form an alliance with Vanessa, the one person I may hate more than you?
Georgina: It's not an alliance. It's a friendship. Unlike you, Vanessa's cool and people like her. More than the weird girl who threw the fish party.
Blair: Sushi! There was toro!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: Georgina, please. Nobody wants greasy pizza and Vanessa's home movies when there's a sushi and sake party next door! Did I mention wasabi facials?
Georgina: Okay then. And ... shut the door?
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkChuck: Why do you think I asked you to go out tonight? Because I knew something like this would happen!
Serena: Fine. Then I'll go.
Chuck: Train wreck.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBree: What do you say? You. Me. This apartment. Until we get sick of each other.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • Permalink
Bree: You know if we really started dating, after a few months you'd realize you couldn't stand the way that I laugh, I'd hate the way that you chew, and we'd break up.
Nate: That's a romantic story.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 1.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: Look, sis, for people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkDorota: Miss Blair. What we going to do? Call police?
Blair: No, we're going to throw a party.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 8.7 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: You're overreacting. The roommate thing is just a coincidence. My parents said it was either Bible camp or college, so ... go Bobcats!
Blair: So you're not in love with Jesus anymore.
Georgina: I still hold Him in my heart, but Jesus and I have redefined our relationship.
Blair: You mean he dumped you because He found out you were Satan!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGeorgina: Sorry I'm late ... Blair? Blair Waldorf! Oh my God! I can't believe it! We're roommates!
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: Let's make it clear from the start. We don't know each other here.
Dan: [pauses] Works for me.
Vanessa: Me too.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkChuck: It's not Constance, Blair. The only queens at NYU are the ones with tickets to see Liza at Carnegie Hall.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkBlair: You are so sweet to see me off. I can't believe NYU orientation week is here!
Chuck: I have to object to you living in the dorms. Florescent lighting, communal showers, public school girls. There's a place for that, and that is the back of a video store.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • PermalinkGossip Girl: Every fall confident high school seniors transform into nervous college freshmen. They leave their parents' homes for the hallowed halls of higher education. Like any new venture, the new journey represents opportunity to conquer new territory. Or to be a little less lonely. But just because the opportunity presents itself doesn't mean everyone is ready to take it.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: Unrated • PermalinkBlair: I feel like I got off on the wrong foot here and I'd like to start again. So, thanks for bringing me Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, well, I'd like to think that if I needed it, someone would do the same for me, although let's be honest, we both know it wouldn't be you. Oh ... no headbands in college.
• Season 3, Episode 2: "The Freshmen" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
