As Blair was figuring out how to explain to their children what she had planned for their futures, Chuck was wondering why she had never told him any of this. She planned to tell each child one by one about what she did during her pregnancy with them. “Do I start with Roxanne or Cameron first, Chuck?” Blair asked.
“My guess is to tell Roxanne first since she’s the oldest and then work your way down the line. I’ll be here if they have any questions after you tell them.” Chuck answered.
Chuck called the children down and told them that Blair had something to tell them and that he would be there for them if they had any questions after hearing what their mother had to say. “Roxanne? I did something while I was pregnant with you that I need to tell you.” Blair started.
“What did you do, Mom?” Roxanne asked.
“How do you feel about Jason? Do you like him?”
“Yes, I like him. Why are you asking me this?”
“Jason is your fiancé, sweetheart. Serena and I arranged for the two of you to marry when you’re ready. Nate and your father had no idea that we did this. She and I agreed that the time has come for us to come clean with each of our children.”
“My guess is to tell Roxanne first since she’s the oldest and then work your way down the line. I’ll be here if they have any questions after you tell them.” Chuck answered.
Chuck called the children down and told them that Blair had something to tell them and that he would be there for them if they had any questions after hearing what their mother had to say. “Roxanne? I did something while I was pregnant with you that I need to tell you.” Blair started.
“What did you do, Mom?” Roxanne asked.
“How do you feel about Jason? Do you like him?”
“Yes, I like him. Why are you asking me this?”
“Jason is your fiancé, sweetheart. Serena and I arranged for the two of you to marry when you’re ready. Nate and your father had no idea that we did this. She and I agreed that the time has come for us to come clean with each of our children.”
What color hair do you have?
Sincerely,
Bergdorf Brunette
Dear Bergdorf Brunette,
I think this is a trick question. By revealing my hair color I would be revealing one of my features. I plead the fifth on this one.
xo xo,
Gossip Girl.
Dear Gossip Girl,
I am so embarrassed. Like I want to hide under my sheets for the rest of my life and never come out until graduation in four years. I did this dumb thing at a party and now I’m afraid the entire world knows about it. How can I make everyone forget about it as well as show my face again?
Sincerely,
Mortified Mary
Dear Mortified Mary,
People will forgive but they will never forget. Trust me. If you want to be part of this world people will talk. You just need to learn to accept it. If you can’t play with the sharks then get out of the water. You need to stand tall with your head high and face the UES. For better or worse.
Sincerely,
Bergdorf Brunette
Dear Bergdorf Brunette,
I think this is a trick question. By revealing my hair color I would be revealing one of my features. I plead the fifth on this one.
xo xo,
Gossip Girl.
Dear Gossip Girl,
I am so embarrassed. Like I want to hide under my sheets for the rest of my life and never come out until graduation in four years. I did this dumb thing at a party and now I’m afraid the entire world knows about it. How can I make everyone forget about it as well as show my face again?
Sincerely,
Mortified Mary
Dear Mortified Mary,
People will forgive but they will never forget. Trust me. If you want to be part of this world people will talk. You just need to learn to accept it. If you can’t play with the sharks then get out of the water. You need to stand tall with your head high and face the UES. For better or worse.