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Finn Hudson: mediocre quarterback, mediocre glee club lead.
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Twitter says you’re officially dating Sam Evans, aka Trouty Mouth, aka Hobo...
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Senior year is all about being the Cheerios’ top ho and modeling my...
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Wait, are you working on a time machine too?
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I was sure that our Nationals trophy would grow during the summer.
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We’re really sorry that the guy who replaced you in April Rhodes’ musical...
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Finn and Rachel’s ‘The Kiss That Missed’ already has 20,000 views on...
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I thought this day might come. Really this is the only dating combination that...
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I am in ninth place at 6 percent, well behind undecided, that rapist running...
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What about toast? Bread’s already been baked. I don’t get why you need to...
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Oh, I’m sorry, I just realized that song might be the national anthem from...
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We used to be like the Three Musketeers. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy...
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Unless it’s a day she’s being screened for hepatitis, this gal’s not...
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Truce for now, macaroni hair. Oh, and William, just know if you do anything to...
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Let me tell you how this gonna be, if I may. When I look at a person I don’t...
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I have pepperoni in my bra. - Those are your nipples.
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Her ears should get to park in my handicapped spot.
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The key to successful Cheerios tryouts is in brutal honesty. Actually, maybe...
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Shouldn’t you be at a Warbler practice putting the fine-tuning touches on a...
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If you did this for me it would be very romantic for one, but could lead to...
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I know you totally recognize me. It’s cuz I’m the Gerber Baby. I’ve been...
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As my future husband Robert Pattinson always says, it’s refreshing to get new..
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Obviously your ears are busted cuz I worked that song like a hooker pole.
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I’m really enjoying this new stink of man marbles wafting off of you this year.
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I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
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You realize we just did the gay high-five?
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Holy sh...Sugar.
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"West Side Story!" "Is that the one with the cats?"
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