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Where does Lauren keep your balls? I’m sure you’ve heard the word on the...
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I have in my Spanx at all times a list of the worst songs ever performed by the..
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You can get married as many times as you want. You only have one shot at your...
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Let’s do Run Joey Run!
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I don’t have a date. I’m just going to dance. And then all your dates are...
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Blaine Warbler, will you go to junior prom with me?
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I look like a lemon meringue pie.- I think you look delicious.
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I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan. Santana.
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I’ll be the law and order, Eva Peron candidate. Grimace and Stretch Marks...
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If I actually win prom king with Lauren I’ll never be able to rebuild my...
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Members of the audio-visual club, I might possibly sing this song at prom, and...
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How was I supposed to know that I was actually supposed to show up to those...
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I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship. It was a bum...
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I just don’t understand the difference between an egg with a baby chicken...
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Artie, that was lovely, but I’m not gonna go to prom with you. You called me...
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My ensemble is an homage to the recent royal wedding and the late Alexander...
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Dude, that rocks. It’s like gay Braveheart.
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They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession...
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Oh, hey Jesse! What did you order, scrambled eggs? I know you usually like them..
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I’m trying to interrogate you and you just told me the one thing you really...
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Dude, it’s none of Y.B. Your business.
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You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!
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Just because I hate everybody doesn’t mean they have to hate me too.
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As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony.Or Tribeca
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I’m supposed to be upset by being slapped in the face, but I happen to...
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They must’ve sensed that I was a lesbian. They must’ve. Do I smell like a...
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They don’t know what you’re hiding, they just know that you’re not being...
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You should really be ashamed of yourself. You are seriously no fun to...
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Eat your heart out, Kate Middleton.
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Mercedes, I just wanted to tell you that you look beautiful. Would you like...
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Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence!
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I'm not scared, I've been hit by a girl before.
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