Glee [5] My favorite Puck quotes - SEASON 1. [full in comments]. Your favorite?
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I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
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Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
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I love the days when I don't wear underwear. Full commando!
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I'm gonna be a good dad. But I'm not gonna stop being me to do it.
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It was a message from God. Rachel was a hot Jew
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Life's just a bunch of experiences, you know? You don't get a medal at the finish
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Chicks don't have prostates! I looked it up
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That's 'cause I'm a stud, dude. I could wear a dress to school and people would t
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Well call the Vatican! We got ourselves another Immaculate Conception!
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That Rachel chick makes me wanna light myself on fire, but she can sing.
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Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?
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I bet you thought that Bert and Ernie were just roommates too.
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