Glee!

Best. Day. Ever. First off, Quinn asks him to baby-sit with her on Friday. Score! Maybe afterwards she'll finally drop Finn and be with him-- he is the real dad after all, he deserves it. Her whole scheme about Finn's sperm swimming around in a hot tub causing the kid now growing inside of her was crap, and he couldn't believe the dumb ass was actually buying it. But this baby-sitting gig was gonna be worth it when she saw what an awesome dad he could be. Puck was a natural with little kids; they adored him. He was like Captain Kirk, in Star Trek. Except all kids loved him, instead of all the...

-The Next Day-
Mr. Schue entered the music room. "Okay guys, we still need money to go to Regionals, and for hairspray and costumes. So I was thinking you could go around singing love songs to couples and raise money."

Sugar raised her hand. "I could lend you the money." She got up from her seat, took out a large amount money from her purse, and held it out to Mr. Schue.

"I can't, Sugar." Mr. Schue shook his head.

Tina pleaded, "The last we did something like that, everyone threw food at us."

Mr. Schue sighed and took the money from Sugar.

"Now that's taken care of, I have an announcement to make....