(To Will after being accused of doing drugs) I'll pee in a cup! I'll pee. (Pilot)
(To Football Players) I'm not afraid of being called a loser because I can accept that's what I really am. (Pilot)
Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra. (Showmance)
Well, when I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. I mean, you talk way more than you should and to be honest, I looked under the bed to see if you were hiding there. But...then I heard you sing and you touched something in me. (Showmance)
Do you see anyone else with a plate of "I'm...
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