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My fave Rachel quotes so far!

Rachel: You're amazing, Mercedes, and you deserve it. I'm gonna hug you now.

Rachel: [to Quinn] Hey, I know it's not my place, but have you had the doctor run the full genetic test panel on your unborn child. I only ask because my cousin Leon and his wife got pregnant and then they found that he was a carrier for Tay-Sachs.

Rachel: I've never told you this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense.

Rachel: [to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.

Rachel: Aside...

Best. Day. Ever. First off, Quinn asks him to baby-sit with her on Friday. Score! Maybe afterwards she'll finally drop Finn and be with him-- he is the real dad after all, he deserves it. Her whole scheme about Finn's sperm swimming around in a hot tub causing the kid now growing inside of her was crap, and he couldn't believe the dumb ass was actually buying it. But this baby-sitting gig was gonna be worth it when she saw what an awesome dad he could be. Puck was a natural with little kids; they adored him. He was like Captain Kirk, in Star Trek. Except all kids loved him, instead of all the...