We all were like this at some point

Here are my top Artie quotes from Season 2:

10. "That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into you on the way tossing it in the trash". (Special Education)

9. "Or a Choo Choo with square wheels on your CABOOSE!" (A Very Glee Christmas)

8. Holly: "Sex is like hugging...only wetter".
Artie: "Yeah, it is!" (Sexy)

7. Will: "When I'm sick, there's only one thing that makes me feel good".
Artie: "Gin and juice?"

6. "So, I'm your community service?" (Never Been Kissed)

5. "I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and...I want abs". (Audition)

4. "I brought some Bloody Mary's,...