Santana: hey brittany why don't you come over, pop in some sweet valley high, get our cuddle on.

Brittany: I'd love to get my sweet lady kisses on but i have a date with artie.

Santana: but aren't you with me? You said we were going to prom together.

Brittany: Well I never said yes. I might go with artie. He did give a really sweet prom proposal.

Santana: Ok, but you better tell stables mc cripple pant that he's got some serious competition.

Brittany: ok but shhh we don't want anyone else hearing.

Santana: brittany I've been out of the closet for a while now. I've embraced my lesbian self.

Brittany: oh, ok :)

Meanwhile with Kut and blaine:

Kurt: hey Blaine why did you wanna see me so urgently?

Blaine: I need to ask you a very important question.

Kurt: Me first. Look, I know that its not for a little while but, wil you go to prom with me?

Blaine: of course I will, but only if you marry me?