Don't act so surprised! I'm gay & I'm only 26, so ... Yeah, I visit sex shops, with Seán, of course. Who doesn't like sex toys these days anyway?!

As I already said before, I have to P, you have to P, we all have to P, even if we're having sex. That's my fetish & my little secret. Oops! I think I just told everyone about my secret fetish! What kind of a secret is that?

All over the town, even when I'm at sea in summertime, or when I'm taking any kind of transport, including the public transport. I love having sex in my car. The fastest I go, the sooner I cum. Of course, I'm not alone at the time. There's a lot of great places for having sex in public. Did you ever try the confessional at some church? There's nothing like a holy sex. Holy sex. Got it?