“I started this whole thing because I’m awesome” Greed declared. “Not as awesome as this!” Lust exclaimed and took her lazar bra to a whole new level. “I found out it has a celebration mode!” She grinned and fired off (instead of her typical lazar) a bunch of fireworks. “How freaking dazzling.” Envy remarked sarcastically. “Why thank you!” Lust bowed. “That was actually pretty epic.” Greed admitted. “You think that’s epic… you should see party mode!” Lust seemed ecstatic. “Party mode?” Greed, Envy, and Wrath asked all at once. “Oh yeah…” Lust smirked. She then turned on party mode. Strobe lights flashed and flashed many colors. “This bra is a multi-purpose bra! It even plays music!” Lust shouted and turned on born this way. “This is getting ridiculous.” Pride frowned. “PARTY HARD” Lust practically screamed. “We have got to get rid of that damn bra.” Envy said to Wrath. “That’s what she said!” Sloth called from in the kitchen. “Will you stop that?” Envy snapped. “It’s almost as bad as Lust’s freaking bra!” “Hey! <y bra is amazing!” Lust declared “You. Are just jealous that you don’t have one too. You wanna know how I know you’re jealous?” Lust didn’t wait for his response. “It’s because your name is Envy, you are envious of my sexy bra. That’s it!” An idea suddenly came to Lust. She dashed out the door. “Oh great, she’s gonna show her bra to the world now.” Envy sighed. Lust darted across the street. She then ran into the Elric brothers. “Oh hi there, Fullmetal! Have you seen my new lazar bra yet?” She smiled stupidly. “Um… no.” Ed replied. “Nor have I.” Al answered. “Well take a look!” Lust discarded her jacket. “Put your jacket back on, woman!” Ed cried. “Naw, I don’t feel like it. I was getting hot anyhow.” Lust informed the Elric brothers. “Al, turn and look the other way!” Ed muttered. But Al was to stunned to turn around, he simply stared, dumbstruck at the nearly topless Homunculus standing shamelessly before him. “Look what it can do.” Lust chirped excitedly. She fired her lazars. The lazar beams bounced right back into Lust. “Oh shit.” Lust looked shocked. The lazar hit her right in the face, she toppled backwards. “Well, that hurt.” Lust announced as she stood up once more. “Brother… can you buy me one of those!?” Al asked. “No Alphonse. I will not buy you a bra.” Ed slapped his forehead.