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It was a normal day in Ponyville with the sun shining, and everypony was feeling happy.
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Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the air at high speed* Woo hoo!!! *Clearing lots of clouds in the sky as she flies*
One of Rainbow Dash's favorite things to do, besides flying, is clearing clouds. She loves to see a clear blue sky, with the sun shining brightly.
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks two more clouds* Perfect. The sky is the same shade of blue as me. Time for a break. *Flies down into the center of Ponyville, and sees Pinkie Pie, and Rarity* Hey Pinkie Pie, Rarity, I haven't seen you two in a while.
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Pinkie Pie: That's because we are actually working!
Rarity: Yes, while you fly around clearing those clouds, we have to pull wagons around Ponyville, containing heavy materials like rock, and coal.
Rainbow Dash: Why are you doing that again?
Pinkie Pie: It's important for ponies!
Rainbow Dash: Coal I can understand for trains, and fires, but why rocks?
Rarity: For building.
Pinkie Pie: And for making beautiful gardens.
Rainbow Dash: Can't you deliver them in trucks? They do exist you know.
Pinkie Pie: Too expensive. We have to pull many of these wagons at once. One time, I had to pull eight of these, and it was hard.
Rarity: *Singing* I pulled fifty!
Pinkie Pie: Don't lie Rarity.
Rarity: Okay fine, two.
Rainbow Dash: I wish I could help, but someone has to clear the clouds.
Pinkie Pie: Let someone else do it, so you can help us.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, no.
Pony: Okay Rarity, we got six wagons of coal for you to pull to the station.
Rarity: Well, time for me to go.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, Rarity, don't you think six is too many for you?
Rarity: Nonsense. I'll show you that I can pull heavy things. Here I go. *Struggles to pull the wagons. Her hooves slip, and she falls*
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing* Boy that was great to watch. Okay, I gotta go.
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Rainbow Dash: *Flies away*
Rarity: You just watch me. It takes a real lady to do hard tasks.
Pinkie Pie: Is that why you couldn't pull those wagons?
Rarity: Oh shut up.
Rainbow Dash: *Continues flying through clouds, and making them disappear*
Meanwhile, Gilda was also flying through Ponyville. Stop the song
Gilda: Okay, I don't want to cause any trouble with anyone, so I'm just going to help clear the clouds, and then get out of here. *Spots a cloud* Oh, there's one I can clear. *Flies into it, but gets her head stuck, and can't see* Oh great, "these" clouds. Now, I can't see anything.
Rainbow Dash: *Flying towards Gilda* Look out!
Rainbow Dash tried to fly over Gilda, but Gilda bumped into her.
Rainbow Dash: Ahh!! *Crashes into a tree, knocking herself out, and breaking her wings*
Lyra: That had to hurt.
Bonbon: *Looking at Gilda, who still has her head stuck in a cloud, talking sarcastically* Smooth.
A pony named Oddjob arrived with a wagon. Rainbow Dash got loaded onto the wagon, and was being taken somewhere where she could recover.
Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
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Twilight: *Nervous* Uh, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving by itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did you get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves forward without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course you are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that rainbow pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: Rainbow Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But you don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, you should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of you are going to take over for Rainbow Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have more experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for Rainbow Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, you can do it Pinkie.
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Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these recent events.
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Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with Rainbow Dash in his wagon*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, you just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry Rainbow Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
Rainbow Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
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There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts Rainbow Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
Rainbow Dash: Hey, where are you going?
Oddjob: Home. You wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
Rainbow Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
Rainbow Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure you I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope you have a very nice time here.
Rainbow Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
Rainbow Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
Rainbow Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: You ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
Rainbow Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to Rainbow Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: You must be Rainbow Dash. I heard about you in the news.
Rainbow Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainbow Dash: What are you talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
Rainbow Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: You can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
Rainbow Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll show you that he's evil!!!
Rainbow Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
Rainbow Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a cart of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch you doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to Rainbow Dash* Hey my blue amigo. How are you feeling?
Rainbow Dash: Fine I guess. Are those cupcakes you have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help you feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the cart in front of Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were you talking to someone? How do you know my name?!
Rainbow Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
Rainbow Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of random things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been given those cupcakes with the vodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
Rainbow Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
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Pinkie Pie: *Flying through the sky with the pair of wings Twilight gave her* I bet I can fly faster than Rainbow Dash. *Clearing five clouds as she goes really fast. She flies upwards, then flies towards the ground. She does a Sonic Rainboom, and goes upwards again* Yeah!!!!
A few minutes later.
Pinkie Pie: *Standing next to Rarity*
Rarity: *Still hitched up to the six heavy wagons* So Pinkie, are you enjoying Rainbow's job?
Pinkie Pie: Yeah! It's very fun.
Rarity: I wish I could do it.
Pinkie Pie: Well next time Celestia is intoxicated, you should ask her.
Rarity: I'll keep "that" in mind.
Pinkie Pie: Everypony is saying that I'm doing a good job. *Blushing* Some even say I'm better than Rainbow Dash.
Rarity: Oh yeah, who told you that?
Pinkie Pie: My parents, and sisters.
Rarity: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: *Doesn't feel offended, because of what she has to say next* So, good luck with those wagons, right?
Rarity: Oh, yes, I'm just about to leave.
Pinkie Pie: But you've been standing there since yesterday. Just give up.
Rarity: No. Not until I pull these wagons! *Her hooves slip as she tries to run*
Pinkie Pie: Rarity, pull yourself together. Stop. Stop!!
Rarity: *Stops, and is out of breath* I know I've gone at least five inches.
Pinkie Pie: *Lies* Yeah, right Rarity. *Flies away to clear more clouds*
Rarity: I swear Pinkie! I will pull these wagons! Just you wait!!
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In Happy Land, Rainbow Dash was turning back to normal, after she ate some vodka cupcakes.
Rainbow Dash: *Waking up, and has a headache* Aw, where am I?
Amtrak: *Returns* Hey my blue amigo. How are you feeling?
Rainbow Dash: Pretty bad. Was were in those cupcakes?
Amtrak: That's not important. What is important is that we fixed your wings.
Rainbow Dash: *Flies up to the ceiling, and gets excited* Oh great. I guess I can go now.
Amtrak: Yeah, I wouldn't wanna do that.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah I would.
Amtrak: No you wouldn't. Stick around for a while. Once we make a sale, you can go. *Walking away*
Rainbow Dash: Once we make a what?!
Amtrak: Ah nothing. Just, don't leave yet.
Rainbow Dash: *Walks to the grey mare*
Grey Mare: Did you get your wings healed by Amtrak?
Rainbow Dash: Yes. I'm going home now.
Grey Mare: No you're not. He'll stop you.
Rainbow Dash: No he won't. He's gone. *Walking towards the door*
Grey Mare: You have a lot to learn about this place.
Amtrak: *Running towards Rainbow Dash* Whoa whoa whoa, where do you think you're going? *Blocking Rainbow Dash* I wouldn't leave just yet.
Rainbow Dash: *Goes back to the grey mare*
Amtrak: *Walks out of the room, and goes upstairs*
Rainbow Dash: Okay you're right. He stopped me.
Grey Mare: What are you going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I'll follow him when he goes out tonight.
Grey Mare: I can't believe I didn't think of that.
Rainbow Dash: Well, when you're as smart as me, and have an awesome pair of wings that can make you break the sound barrier, it's easy to come up with brilliant plans.
Grey Mare: *Uninterested* Uh huh.
That night, Amtrak walked out of Happy Land, and Rainbow Dash followed him. She stayed away from him, and made no sounds.
Amtrak: *Sits in front of a boulder*
A TV screen appeared on the boulder, and on the screen was Doctor Dastardly
Amtrak: You wanted to see me Doctor Dastardly?
Doctor Dastardly: Yes. We got a buyer for that blue pegasus who just came in.
Amtrak: Oh yes, that pony. I drugged her, and fixed her wings.
Doctor Dastardly: Excellent!
Amtrak: But I think she knows something is up. She tried to escape sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Well Amtrak, we can't allow that. Go back to Happy Land, and make sure that she, along with no one else is trying to es-CAPE!!!
Amtrak: Affirmative sir.
Doctor Dastardly: Mwahahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!
The screen disappears from the boulder, and Amtrak turns around, only to bump into Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Amtrak: You. You heard everything. You were spying on us.
Rainbow Dash: No, I was just passing by.
Amtrak: Don't lie to me, and you're not going to escape. *Taking Rainbow Dash back to Happy Land* I'm calling for reinforcements.
Back in Happy Land, two more stallions were standing guard. Their names were Mojo, and Jojo.
Amtrak: Just try to escape now you blue brat. Didn't you see the sign upon entering? No one ever escapes.
Back to Rarity.
Rarity: Okay, I can do this. It's just six wagons, and..
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Rarity: *Pulling the wagons* YES!! I DID IT!! *Running while pulling the wagons* Oh, but no one is here to see me make my massive accomplishment. Pooh. Ah never mind, these wagons of coal need to get to the station.
Celestia was no longer feeling drunk. She went to go see Pinkie Pie who was hanging out with Smoky Joe. Stop the song
Celestia: *Lands in front of Pinkie, and Smoky Joe*
Smoky Joe: Celestia. When is Rainbow Dash coming back? I feel mighty lonely without her.
Celestia: I'm not sure. She didn't go to the medical center since it was under repairs.
Pinkie Pie: Then where is she?
Celestia: I told Oddjob to take Rainbow Dash to a new place called Happy Land, but apparently, it's not as happy as the name implies. I can't contact them. They keep ignoring my calls.
Pinkie Pie: So, what are you going to do Celestia?
Celestia: Don't worry. I decided to e-mail them spam until they return Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie: That's a good idea.
Celestia: I think so too.
Smoky Joe: I am not so sure.
Celestia: Well- uh oh. It's seven o' clock. That means I'm going to be late for my AA meeting. I'm sorry, but I must go. *Flies away*
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, you must go save Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean me go? You go, you have nothing to do.
Smoky Joe: Whoa whoa whoa Pinkie. This is not about me. It is about you. I thought that you were Rainbow Dash's friend.
Pinkie Pie: I am her friend, but-
Smoky Joe: Pinkie, if you're really Rainbow Dash's friend, you will go and save her.
Pinkie Pie: Smoky Joe, I have to clear the clouds!
Smoky Joe: Screw the clouds. Go, and save your friend Rainbow Dash. Go now.
Pinkie Pie: Hmm...
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Pinkie Pie: *Gets to Oddjob* Oddjob, I have a plan, but I need your help.
Oddjob: My help, huh? What's in it for me?
Pinkie Pie: You'll get a bigger part in this fan fiction.
Oddjob: Well, I'm in. What do you need me to do?
Pinkie Pie: First, *Whispering* And then. *Whispering*
Oddjob: Why are you whispering?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know. I plan to disguise myself as a sick pony so I can get into Happy Land.
Oddjob: That's kind of a dumb plan, but okay. *Walking away, but accidentally steps on Pinkie's hoof, then hits Pinkie Pie with his wagon*
Pinkie Pie: Ow! Oddjob!!
Oddjob: *Returns* Whoops. Sorry Pinkie.
Stop the song. Oddjob took Pinkie Pie to Happy Land. The pink pony wrapped up her front legs with toilet paper, and pretended they were broken.
Mojo: What's all this?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, my legs are broken.
Mojo: Come right in. Welcome to Happy Land.
Oddjob: *Brings Pinkie's wagon to the couch where Rainbow Dash is sitting, and sets her down next to Rainbow Dash gently*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie, what are you doing here?
Pinkie Pie: I'm here to rescue you.
Rainbow Dash: That's great, but who's clearing the clouds for me?
Pinkie Pie: I don't know.
Smoky Joe: *Kicking several clouds around him* Hahaha. Now I am the master of clearing the sky.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, so what's the plan?
Pinkie Pie: Hmm.
Rainbow Dash: You do have a plan, right?
Pinkie Pie: I thought that getting in would be the hard part, and getting out would be easy.
Rainbow Dash: That's not a good plan.
Pinkie Pie: Fine, I'm sorry I came here to save you.
Rainbow Dash: We don't have time for this. We gotta stick together if we're gonna get out of here.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, that's right.
Rainbow Dash: What is?
Pinkie Pie: If we all work together, we can bust out of here!
Rainbow Dash: Great. I'll rally everyone else, and we'll get out of here.
Amtrak: *Eavesdropping, and decides to go tell Doctor Dastardly about what he just heard*
Doctor Dastardly: *In his secret room, and turns on the TV screen on the boulder. He is not happy to see Amtrak* WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!!!!!!?
Amtrak: Those mares are up to something Doctor Dastardly. I think they're planning to break out.
Doctor Dastardly: Well don't just sit there, go stop them!!
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Amtrak: *Blocking the exit, standing between Mojo, and Jojo*
Rainbow Dash: So long Amtrak, I'm getting out of here.
Amtrak: You'll never escape. There's three of us, and one of you. Just give up, and maybe if you're lucky we'll give you a break.
Pinkie Pie: You're wrong Amtrak!
Amtrak: I knew they had something planned.
Mojo: No matter. It's three of us against those two.
Pinkie Pie: Wrong. It's three of you against all of us!
Twenty mares were standing behind Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie. They wanted to get out.
Amtrak: Stand your ground fellas, they're just weak, and helpless mares. They can't stop us.
Rainbow Dash: That's what you think Amtrak, but we'll beat you. Let's go girls!
Pinkie Pie: *Charging*
Rainbow Dash: *Charging*
Mares: *Charging behind Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie*
Amtrak: You'll never escape Happy Land!!
The three stallions got knocked down. Every mare escaped. Stop the song.
Doctor Dastardly: NO!!!!!!!!! You three idiots let them es-CAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!
Amtrak: Eh, sorry sir.
Mojo: You know, that's the last time I work with you two.
Jojo: Same here. I'm just going to open up a barber shop.
Doctor Dastardly: Now mommy will be disappointed with me!! *Falls on the ground, and cries*
In Ponyville, everyone was quiet, until..
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Rainbow Dash: *Returns with Pinkie Pie, and the other mares*
Rarity: Huh? What's that noise?
Rainbow Dash: *Stops next to Rarity* Hi Rarity.
Rarity: Oh Rainbow, you're back.
Pinkie Pie: And so am I.
Smoky Joe: *Comes down after clearing clouds* Oh, you're back. My cloud clearing days are over.
Pinkie Pie: I'll take over for you Smoky Joe.
Rainbow Dash: Nope. I'll be taking over.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, right.
Celestia: I'm pleased to see you made it back safely Rainbow Dash. My e-mail plan worked perfectly.
Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah, right.
Celestia: *Looks at the other mares* But who are all these other ponies?
Pinkie Pie: Oh don't worry about them, they're not important.
Celestia: Okay. With that sorted out, I have over forty wagons full of limestone that needs to be taken to the new construction site.
Rainbow Dash: Umm.... Bye! *Flies away*
Pinkie Pie: Hey Rainbow, come back here! You said on the way back here that you'd help so that *Talks faster, and no one can understand what she's saying*
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Starring the main protagonists
Rainbow Dash & Pinkie Pie
Also starring
Rarity
Princess Celestia
Gilda
Lyra
Bonbon
Twilight Sparkle
And featuring two new OC's, Smoky Joe and Oddjob
Starring the bad guys
Amtrak
Mojo
Jojo
Special Guest Star: ROB as Doctor Dastardly
Songs used in order of appearance
CP Original - Kind of Thomas-ish by Captain Punjab of Youtube
Pizzicato Playtime - Ren and Stimpy
The Fat Controller Theme - Mike O' Donnell & Junior Campbell
Smile Smile Smile 8 Bit Version by RC88 of Youtube
GTA Vice City Theme - Rockstar
MLP Fighting is Magic - Pinkie Pie Theme
Thomas The Bachmann Model & Friends Theme by Captain Punjab of Youtube
Spiral Mountain - Banjo-Kazooie
chemical plant zone rock remix by truesonicremastered of Youtube
View - Namco Museum Vol. 3 Soundtrack
My little pony: Friendship is magic 8-bit extended version by DJDerpy75
You can also read this on here, with pictures of the OC's starring in this fan fiction, and ROB: link
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