2x02 TOW The Breast Milk

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Copied over from FanFiction. It is afternoon right now
Ross falls alseep on the couch but twenty minutes he hears his parents discussing something in the kitchen...

"We can't let the boy get away with failing his tests. He is smart" he hears Jack say, "Gosh honey just give him some time. This year has been really hard on the kids" Judy tells him. "Alright but only if you give me little sugar" they have a very happy and loving marriage.

A few minutes Ross hears his parents kissing in the kitchen

"Oh man. Gross" Ross exclaims in his head, but then realizes that his...

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Monica's Geeky Older Brother- Given by Himself
Mr. The-Glass-Is-Half-Empty- Given by Chandler
Camper- Given by Chandler
Little Naked Guy- Given by Rachel
Bobo, the Sperm Guy- Given by Susan
Buddy- Given by Monica
Slugger- Given by Mrs. Bing
Mother Kisser- Given by Chandler
Anti-Paolo- Given by Joey
Rossie- Given by Himself
Mom- Given by Susan
Monkey Boy- Given by Rachel
Loser- Given by Rachel
Rossy- Given by Rachel

Mr. Back From the Orient- Given by Rachel
Sweetums- Given by Chandler
Scary Scientist Man- Given by Phoebe
Amish Boy- Given by Chandler
Gel Boy- Given by Rachel
Bitterest Man In the Living...

So Friends begun and it began with a bang
Chandler made jokes and Phoebe sang,
Ross was glum whilst Rachel was free
Well if you escaped Barry, wouldn't you be?

Monica had relationships but they ended badly
Joey had auditions but never got parts, sadly.
Phoebe found a thumb but never knew her Dad,
She hardly saw her sister but for that she was glad

Ross and Rachel got it on and Chandler was still funny,
But then Eddie moved in and he wasn't a happy bunny
Monica found Richard and Joey got a new job too
But he missed Chandler, well wouldn't you?!

Whilst Phoebe found her brother Rachel found the list,
Ross...

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She even admitted that she loved working on the series so much that she 'would honestly go back to it if we could,' but added, 'I don't think anyone would want to see it.' When moderator Pete Hammon said he would like to see a reunion of the show she said, 'I know, I do too.'

The Emmy winner looked far from...